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Forced to Date a Big Shot
Author: Mr. Yan
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Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

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Cami_Jojo
Cami_Jojo
2020-07-15

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Poop is Poop.

Cami_Jojo · Realistic
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Tell me a funny first date poop story.
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2024-11-16 21:39
I went on a first date to a coffee shop. Mid - conversation, I got this really bad stomach pain. I knew I had to go. I excused myself and made a dash for the loo. It took me a while in there. When I finally came out, my date was looking a bit worried. I told him what happened. He just chuckled and said it was okay. We then continued our date, and it actually made us more relaxed around each other.
Share a funny first date poop - related incident.
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2024-11-17 03:39
My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.
Tell a poop on first date story.
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2024-12-11 18:59
Here's a story. There was this couple on their first date. They decided to go for a walk in the park. Mid - way, the guy had a sudden urge. He was so embarrassed but he couldn't hold it. He quickly found a bush and had to poop there. His date was shocked at first but then she thought it was kind of funny in a strange way. After that, they continued their date more casually.
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
2 answers
2024-12-01 15:47
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
What is the funny Roomba poop story?
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2024-12-12 05:19
Maybe the funny Roomba poop story is that someone's Roomba sucked up some poop that was accidentally left on the floor by a baby or a small animal. Then it started leaving poop trails as it moved around the room trying to clean, which is both gross and funny at the same time.
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