Tell me a funny first date poop story.
I went on a first date to a coffee shop. Mid - conversation, I got this really bad stomach pain. I knew I had to go. I excused myself and made a dash for the loo. It took me a while in there. When I finally came out, my date was looking a bit worried. I told him what happened. He just chuckled and said it was okay. We then continued our date, and it actually made us more relaxed around each other.
Tell a poop on first date story.
Here's a story. There was this couple on their first date. They decided to go for a walk in the park. Mid - way, the guy had a sudden urge. He was so embarrassed but he couldn't hold it. He quickly found a bush and had to poop there. His date was shocked at first but then she thought it was kind of funny in a strange way. After that, they continued their date more casually.
Tell me a funny poop story.
Once, my little nephew was potty training. He was sitting on the toilet and suddenly shouted, 'Mommy, the poop is like a little snake!' It was so hilarious because he was so excited about his discovery. His innocent description made the whole family burst into laughter.
Share a funny first date poop - related incident.
My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.
Tell me a roomba funny poop story.
Well, once my Roomba ran over a little poop my puppy left unnoticed. It smeared it all over the floor in the funniest pattern. I was horrified at first but then couldn't stop laughing at the chaos it created.
Tell me a funny Roomba dog poop story.
Once, my Roomba was cleaning as usual. My dog had just made a little poop mess in the corner. Before I could clean it up, the Roomba rolled right over it. It started spreading the poop all over the floor instead of cleaning it. It was a hilarious and gross mess. I had to quickly stop the Roomba and clean everything up by hand.
Tell me a funny date story.
Well, once I went on a date to an amusement park. We decided to go on the roller coaster first. As the coaster started going up, my date got so nervous and started singing really loudly. It was a really silly song too. Everyone in the cart was looking at us and laughing. But it actually made the whole experience really fun and memorable.
Tell me a funny dog poop robotic vacuum story.
Once, my robotic vacuum was cleaning the floor when my dog had just done his business. The vacuum ran right over it and started spreading it all over the place. It was a mess! I had to quickly stop the vacuum and clean up both the poop and the vacuum's tracks. It was both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
Well, there was this kid, let's call him Jack. Jack was at the park, standing under a lamppost. A pigeon that was sitting on the lamppost decided to relieve itself and poop landed right on Jack's head. Jack's friends around him burst out laughing. Jack, instead of crying, joined in the laughter. He thought it was so silly that a pigeon would choose his head as its toilet. After that, he always looked up before standing still for too long in the park.
Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
Once there was a little kid named Timmy. He was playing in the park near a tree. A bird flew above him and pooped right on his head! Timmy was so shocked at first, but then he started to laugh. His mom came running over, also trying not to laugh. She quickly cleaned him up, and from that day on, Timmy always looked up before standing under a tree.
Tell me some funny awkward first date stories.
My first date was at a coffee shop. I had just gotten a new phone and was still getting used to it. When I went to take a photo of us together as a cute memory, I accidentally hit the video record button instead. So instead of a nice photo, we had this really long, awkward video of me fumbling with my phone and her looking confused. We still laugh about it now.