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Astral Pet Store
Author: Ancient Xi
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What’s not to love about my new life after transmigrating into a Pet-centered world? There are mighty creatures that come in all shapes and sizes. They can either be cuddly companions, helpers in your daily life, daring scouts or strong fighters. Or all of the above. Not bad, huh? I have a family, but the fact is completely overshadowed by my younger sister. She thoroughly hates my guts, and she makes sure that I know this. Every. Single. Day. Did I mention that she’s disgustingly talented while I am a bottom feeder? A terribly handsome one at that. I have free rein to run the family business on my own. A small and quaint Pet Store. It should have been great if not for the fact that the previous owner of this body was born with ZERO affinity to handle Astral Pets… It wouldn’t be a proper transmigration without a gimmick or a system to pave my road to greatness, don’t you think? I have one, but I don’t know if I would be better off without it… Welcome to the World of Astral Pets!

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2024-12-04 00:37
A girl painted her pet rock to look like a famous movie star. She would take pictures of it in different movie - like scenarios. For example, she had a little cardboard set of a jungle and put the rock there as if it was an explorer. It was super funny to see the rock in these situations.
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2024-12-03 16:00
There was a family that had a pet rock as a joke at first. But then they started to have 'rock races' in their backyard. They would set up little courses and cheer on the rock as it 'rolled' down. It became a really fun family tradition and they would tell all their neighbors about their amazing pet rock.
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My dog once chased its own tail for like ten minutes straight. It was so hilarious seeing it go round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked.
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A parrot in a zoo was known for its sassy attitude. It would mimic the zookeepers in a really funny way. One day, it just dropped dead while squawking at a visitor. The zookeepers were shocked at first but then they remembered all the hilarious moments with the parrot. It was sad, but they also thought it was kind of fitting that the parrot went out making noise and being its usual self.
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My dog once chased its own tail for minutes and then got dizzy. It was really hilarious to watch.
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