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My Master Knows It All

“Master, Xingchen Zi said his master refined a treasure—a huge boat that flies in Heaven—and only his master knows how to do it. Is that true?” “It's true.” Cao Zhen glanced at the super-large flying peak beneath his feet and nodded. “Master, have you heard? The Jiao dragon on Azure Dragon Peak seems to have the potential to become a Golden Dragon!” "Just scoop up an Azure Dragon from our family's Fengshui pond and play with it. Don't interrupt me while I'm cooking." “Master, I've heard that...” “No matter what you've heard, go to my room and look around, everything... ah, wait a moment, let your senior sister come out first.”

Skyscrapers · Eastern

Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage. However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm. Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats. Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year. The next achievement task was now issued. Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly. Ding! Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman. Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone. Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements... Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement... Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement... Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement... Please... Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.

West Traveler · Eastern

You Like It Hot

Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!

Jennie Hum · Urban

I wish it were you

After being disfigured by a fire, Annabelle Sanchez was kicked out by her parents. Twelve years later, she was brought back, not out of guilt but out of the need of a victim of an arranged marriage. What was worse, her fiancé, disdaining her looks, dumped her in public. In desperation, she married Kendrick Gregory, her ex-fiancé's brother. After marriage, Kendrick was surprised to find that Annabelle was incredibly gorgeous. She, on the other hand, realized Kendrick was actually a cunning fox.

Sophie · Urban

I Told You To Manage The Reserve Unit For Me Instead Of Turning It Into A Special Troop

Lin Yuan crossed into the Iron Fist Regiment of the Special Forces world and was appointed as the commander of the weakest reserve unit in the regiment. At this time, his system awakened, requiring him to raise the company's combat strength to number one in the regiment within three months! Relying on the Instructor System, Lin Yuan put the soldiers of the reserve unit through a devilish training program! Other units: Are these really the pig-raising soldiers of our regiment? Regimental Commander: Oh my God! Is this a reserve unit or a special combat unit? Wolf Teeth: Once they step out, I guess we Wolf Teeth Special Forces soldiers can just go home and raise pigs!

Better A Corner On Earth · Urban

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The male lead was struck by lightning

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Gu Shuo was an extremely frivolous person. One day, he was hit by a car after work. When he woke up again, he found that he was wearing a weak and delicate person. Although this person had the same name as him, their personalities were completely different. As soon as he woke up, a divorce agreement was handed to him… The moment she opened her eyes, she had a husband who was comparable to a god's face, but she wanted to divorce him! Marriage! As a super badass, how could he agree just like that! For the sake of her husband, Gu Shuo tried his best to repair their relationship without losing his horse. Today, Gu Shuo fell down. The next day, Gu Shuo caught a cold and coughed so hard that his heart and lungs were about to fall out. The day after, Gu Shuo broke his hand… "I can't eat because my hand is broken. I have to feed it!" "I can't go to the toilet with my hand broken. I have to..." However, her husband was nothing! Move! Yu! Heart! Gu Shuo almost doubted whether Pei Jingyu could do it or not! Finally, Pei Jingyu couldn't help but press the person who was about to slip away against the wall." You want to run away after flirting? No way!" “……” [Fake gentleness, true stubbornness, loyal dog VS fake innocence, true coquettish, delicate bag]

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