Naruto: The Erotic Ninja
"Ah, fuck, Tsunade! Why the fuck did they have to make you so hot! It's been only a couple of seconds and I'm already cumming because of you!"
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"Granny Tsunade! I'm cumming! Take it all!" And a load of Yang Liquid was released, all finishing on a smartphone. "Fuck! Why is my life so useless... I am even jerking off someone that doesn't even exis-"
A sharp pain coming from the heart immediately stopped the boy's words. 'Fuck! What's happening now?! Is this a heart attack! Fuck no! I can't die without at least cancelling my research cronology!'
'Fuck, it's getting worse! I can't move! I won't be able to cancel my cronology! And what's worse is that my parents will soon be here! They'll found me dead with my shaft in the air and some naked anime woman on my phone! Fuck!'
'But... why should I care... after all, I'm about... to..." the sharp pain subsidied and silence was now the absolute king of the room. He didn't even get the time to finish that he died.
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"Guys, the Clone Jutsu uses your chakra to create only an afterimage of yourselves, so they're not tangible... please remember this before trying anything dangerous..." A woman said before taking a piece of chalk and throwing it to one of her students, hitting him straight on the head and making him wake up from his little nap. 'You see... that means being tangible!'
'Ah, what?' The boy who had just been abruptly woken up thought, confused. 'Where the fuck am I? Is this a class? Is God judging me with something like a school tes-'
"Yuichi-kun, would you like to repeat what I just said, please?" The woman looked at him with a strange smile... well, that surely didn't look like a normal genuine smile...
'This woman... she's quite the milf... she's not on the level of Tsunade, but she's quite the beauty...'
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'Wait! Is God trying to test my Lust? If so, I'm completely fucked u-'
"Yuichi-kun! You can't even repeat what I was talking about! How dare you even try to aspirate at becoming the best shinobi to have ever lived when you don't even pay attention to classes?! Look at your ex-classmate Kakashi! He's already a well renown Chunin! You should follow his example and train instead of napping all of the time!" The woman finally let her anger out. She was used to see Yuichi sleep a lot during her classess, but today he had broken his record! Today she had a class of four entire hours and Yuichi had slept during ths entirety of it!
'Shinobi? Kakashi? Chunin?' The boy was stunned at her words. Why was God's test talking about Naruto? Was that because he dedicated all of his life to its fandom? From making videos on Youtube and streaming on it, from reading every manga and... even relieving all of his desires with its characters. Or had he trasmigrated into the world of Naruto?
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