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Scoring the Sacred Body of the Ancients from the Get-go

Jun Xiaoyao was transported to a mystical world and became the divine child of a Clan of the Ancients. He came to possess an invincible background, unparalleled talents and even a check-in system, enabling him to acquire an Accomplished Sacred Body of the Ancients at the very beginning of his new life. He acquired the Divine Elephant Overpowering Force, a six-star reward, checking in at the Old Tablet of Taiyue. He acquired the Bones of Supremacy, a seven-star reward, checking in at his Ten Years Old Banquet. He acquired the Cauldron of Maternal Qi of All Beings, an eight-star reward, checking in at the Bronze Mystical Hall. He acquired the Grand Method of Freedom Melding, a ten-star reward, checking in at the Borderless Ocean. He sat on the clouds countless years later, with his sword pointing at the heavens, saying, “I alone shall rule over the heavens and the earth. I shall become the pinnacle at the very end of the mystic path!” ------------------------------------------------------------------------

0bl1v10n · Eastern

Remarriage_ Never and Go Away!

Before the divorce, Gloria White was selfish, vicious, and unscrupulous in Jordy Collins' mind! After the divorce, the man, who claimed that only fools would fall in love with her, was broken!"Gloria, I love you. Will you remarry me?""Gloria, I was wrong. Will you forgive me?""Gloria, I'll make it up to you with the rest of my life. Let's remarry!"Gloria snapped, "Will you leave me alone? Stop pestering me like a fly!"Jordy groveled. "Gloria, call me a simp! You're my one and only!"Gloria laughed out loud. Why would she, an elite lawyer, a world-renowned doctor, and a top hacker remarry him and be his pet? "I said no, you wanker, get out of my face!"

Deeroad · Urban

Disciple, go down the mountain and wreak havoc on your martial sister

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

Crocodile leather belt · Urban

Hidden Marriage, Overbearing Love: Mr! Please Let Me Go

The new book has been released "The Fierce Lord: Goodnight, Little Sweet Wife". Everyone says that the mysterious family's Second Young Master Bo is cold, ruthless, and not close to women. Rumor has it that he is a high-ranking disabled man with hidden ailments. However, Mu Shini complains endlessly after hearing this. How is this hypocritical man not close to women? He is an outright rogue! She runs, he chases, and he confines her: "Woman, do you think that after becoming mine, you still have a chance to escape?" His endless entanglement makes her intolerable. "Divorce! I'll live with the child!" I recommend my other book "The President's On Top: New Wife, Stop Making Trouble".

Fish sauce 2000 · Urban

I Go to the High Seas for Fishing But Get Hunted by an Aircraft Carrier

Ye Chen, the desperate fisherman in Riverland City, could catch anything but fish. He even registered a livestreaming room. Swish! Ye Chen caught a cremation urn as a bait box, hoping to change his luck with it. But as soon as someone sat down, a big fish was caught! Ye Chen was almost infuriated to the point of spitting blood! Just when he couldn't take it anymore, the system finally awakened... However, the system's achievements left him dumbfounded. Salvaging military weapons, saving people from the river, encountering floating corpses at night... [The host can catch a fish in 5 minutes] After 5 minutes, a rotten fish was hooked. Ye Chen was stunned. All the viewers in the livestreaming room were also stunned. [If the host continues fishing, a mysterious item weighing 76kg, worth 200,000, can be obtained] Ye Chen exclaimed, "Holy crap! Why can I catch everything except fish?"

Go Fishing Without Worries · Urban

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[Using fire as a boat to ferry ghosts, I'm Ming Chuan's soul ferryman.] When Qin Du woke up, he became the stoker of the Great Zhou's Law Inspectorate. There are demons running amok in the world, and all the dead who have been killed by demons must be burned into ashes to prevent resentful corpses from turning into demons. Qin Du discovered that he could actually obtain rewards by incinerating the dead. Ghost Valley Immortal Book, Ghost Crossing Scripture, Evil Spirit Nurturing Technique, Soul Summoning Technique, Soul Suppressing Treasure Coin... He is good at writing and does not abuse the monarch.

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