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Empress of Eternal Winter [GL]
Author: Zerin_Lee
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A normal high school student named, Makoto Ami, who was having the quietest high school days of her life---not. She was her school's cold-hearted Ice Queen. Sending cold glares to every she meets, giving out orders to what she called clods and infuriating minions. Being in the student council she had to maintain order every day. However, Makoto Ami, has been reincarnated by a God who didn't give a single shit about her and made her the new queen of a kingdom lost in barren snow. She was killed in a sort of accident when she tried rescuing a kid who was about to get hit by a huge red truck. Upon reflex, she pushed the kid away and she was killed instead. The god that caused her death, the accident- mocked her for trading her fragile mortal life for another. Not only that, it was revealed that every single horrible moment in her life was made by the same god. She cursed the deity swearing for revenge. I truly wonder what will happen to our Heroine as she unexpectedly reincarnated in another world! Art is made by the artist Myka I commissioned! Revised story: January 20, 2023.

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Endless Winter: My Camp Upgrades Infinitely

Have you often come across a game where you start with a bonfire, surrounded by ice and snow, with resources all manually transported, and monsters attacking at any time... Xia Hong wakes up to find himself in such a world. The ice and snow rage on, beasts rule the land, civilization is lost, and all people and things that once existed have been invaded into powerful and bizarre entities, leaving humans as a humble race surviving in the shadow of winter, on the brink of extinction. Fortunately, Xia Hong possesses a camp system that can upgrade infinitely. [Small Bonfire]—[Iron Furnace]—[Solar Cauldron]... [Wooden Post]—[Training Ground]—[Martial Arts Hall]... [Bamboo Fence]—[Black Soil Wall]—[Iron Wall]... [Monument Stone]—[Notice Board]—[Hero's Monument]... ... As Xia Hong slays the beasts and exterminates the bizarre entities, gradually gathering humans, dispelling the winter, and opening up territory, the mysterious veil of this world is slowly unveiled in its entirety.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern

Endloser Winter: Mein Lager verbessert sich unendlich

Sind Sie schon oft auf ein Spiel gestoßen, in dem Sie mit einem Lagerfeuer beginnen, umgeben von Eis und Schnee, mit Ressourcen, die alle manuell transportiert werden müssen, und Monstern, die jederzeit angreifen können... Xia Hong wacht auf und findet sich in einer solchen Welt wieder. Eis und Schnee toben, Bestien beherrschen das Land, die Zivilisation ist verloren, und alle Menschen und Dinge, die einst existierten, wurden in mächtige und bizarre Wesenheiten verwandelt, was die Menschheit zu einer bescheidenen Rasse macht, die im Schatten des Winters am Rande des Aussterbens überlebt. Glücklicherweise besitzt Xia Hong ein Lagersystem, das unendlich aufgerüstet werden kann. [Kleines Lagerfeuer]—[Eisenofen]—[Sonnenkessel]... [Holzpfosten]—[Übungsplatz]—[Kampfkunsthalle]... [Bambuszaun]—[Schwarzerde-Mauer]—[Eisenmauer]... [Gedenkstein]—[Anschlagtafel]—[Heldendenkmal]... ... Während Xia Hong die Bestien erschlägt und die bizarren Wesenheiten ausrottet, allmählich Menschen um sich sammelt, den Winter vertreibt und Territorium erschließt, wird der geheimnisvolle Schleier dieser Welt langsam in seiner Gesamtheit gelüftet.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern

Lord of Winter: Beginning with Daily Intelligence

The cold wind howls across the Northern Wilderness, and Louis Calvin tightens his wolfskin cloak, standing alone atop an ice cliff. As the son of a Duke, he was thrown into this perpetually frozen wilderness under the guise of 'pioneering glory.' When he thought he was at a dead end, the Daily Intelligence System activated: [Thirty-seven ice-bound hungry wolves are lurking in the southeastern valley, planning a raid on the territory tonight.] [At dawn, an Ancient God's corpse will emerge from the Ice Lake, with its heart retaining the godliness of winter.] [The Church of Gold Finch will deem you a blasphemer, and the Holy Flame Knight Order has set out on a northern expedition.] [A tide of the undead will sweep across the continent, with humanity's numbers dwindling to less than a million.] ...

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Meredith Carter var engang sin floks stolthed – indtil Måneforhekselsen stemplede hende som ulveløs, uønsket og en skændsel. Ydmyget, forladt og afvist af sin skæbnebestemte mage troede hun, at Månegudinden havde svigtet hende. Men hendes forbandelse kom med en grusom bivirkning – vilde, ukontrollerbare feromoner, der gjorde mænd vanvittige af lyst og afsky. En duft så berusende, at den gjorde hende til et mål. Den aften, hun blev stødt bort, da hendes feromoner kom ud af kontrol, gjorde Alfa Draven Oatrun – den mest frygtede og urørlige Alfa i kongeriget – i stedet krav på hende. Men Draven ønsker ikke kærlighed. Han ønsker hende ikke engang. Hans grunde til at gifte sig med hende har intet med skæbnen at gøre. Kastet ind i en verden af hensynsløs politik, dødelige fjender og en mage, der kun ser hende som en brik i et spil, må Meredith kæmpe for at overleve, genvinde sin værdighed og afsløre hemmelighederne bag sin forbandelse. For noget er ved at vågne i hende. Noget magtfuldt. Noget… ældgammelt. Og når sandheden afsløres, vil ikke engang Alfa Draven kunne modstå, hvad hun bliver til. Afvist. Forbandet. Begæret. Udvalgt. Vil Meredith bryde fri fra sin skæbne? Frem for alt, hvad er denne mystiske kraft, der presser hende til at starte en krig? — Uddrag: "Du har måske gjort krav på mig," hviskede Meredith, hendes violette øjne brændende af trods, "men du kommer aldrig til at eje mig." Draven udstødte en lav, farlig latter. Hans gyldne øjne glimtede, da han fangede hende, hans tilstedeværelse kvælende. "Eje dig?" Hans stemme var fløjl og stål. "Lille ulv, jeg behøver ikke at eje dig." Han strøg en lok sølvhvidt hår om bag hendes øre – en berøring så let, at den alligevel sendte kuldegysninger ned ad ryggen på hende. "For om du kan lide det eller ej…" Hans ånde strejfede hendes hud. "Din krop reagerer allerede på mig." Meredith spændte kæberne og ignorerede den forræderiske varme, der samlede sig dybt i hende. Det var feromonerne. Det måtte det være. "Jeg hader dig," fremtvang hun. "Godt," smirkede Draven. For had var bare en anden form for besættelse.

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Milliardærens Tvillinger har brug for en ny Mor!

Lola er et uønsket barn, der ofte bliver set ned på og udskammet. I en ung alder blev folk ved med at sige, at selv når hun blev gift, ville kun uduelige slyngler have hende! Flere år senere vender Lola tilbage for at kappe båndene til sin familie en gang for alle, da to børn klamrer sig til hendes ben og siger; “Mor, må vi ikke nok adoptere dig!” “Mor, far savner dig så meget! Han sagde, at han vil have endnu en baby!” Da alle kun var interesserede i Lolas elendighed, annoncerede den rigeste og mest indflydelsesrige rigmand: “Min hustru, kom venligst hjem.”

BAJJ · Urban
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