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There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.
She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. ---------------------------------------- This story is originally created by stewart92. I am only in charge of transferring the story to Qidian with his permission. For more info on his story, check out https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/15935/there-is-no-epic-loot-here-only-puns
DragonSlayer01 · Fantasy
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#ROMANCE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #ANTIHERO #EVOLUTION #KILLER #INTERSTELLAR
The Epic Tale of Chaos vs Order
Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 400 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU
Redsunworld · Fantasy
4.5
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #HAREM #CULTIVATION #ISEKAI #VAMPIRE #EVOLUTION #YURI
Epic of Caterpillar
A young adult dies from a fever and is reincarnated in the World of Genesis, a world of swords and magic dominated by a strange and mysterious Game-like System as the weakest being, a Caterpillar! Gaining abilities from the monsters that she devours, Kireina uses her sharp adaptability and wits to overcome the odds against her in a world where everyone wants to eat her alive! As Kireina evolves and gathers a group of followers and subordinates, discover how our protagonist builds a monster Kingdom from zero, in a world dominated by Humans, terrifying Monsters, and arrogant Gods who only wish her death! In front of her enemies, there will be only two options! Will you obey me or will you be eaten? Over 350000+ Words available for FREE! You can check the Illustrations of the Novel's characters in the first Auxiliary Chapter!
PancakesWitch · Fantasy
4.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #TRAGEDY
Lightning Is the Only Way
With a father as strong as the highest heavens themselves, Gravis wasn't required to step into the cold and ruthless world of cultivation. But when Heaven used him in a scheme to get back at his father, Gravis realized that he needed strength to gain true freedom. As long as he remained his weak self, he would always remain beneath Heaven’s oppression. Only true power brings true freedom. To gain strength, Gravis ventured into the lower worlds to start his cultivation under true life and death tempering. Only a strong will, which had been forged in striving for every resource available, would allow him to reach the peak. Heaven’s strongest weapon was Lightning of Divine Punishment, and only if he made this weapon his, would he have a chance. So, to overthrow Heaven, Lightning Is the Only Way! Yet, the path to power is painful. Not everyone reaches the peak. But Gravis will! No matter how much pain he feels along the way! -- There will be 2 chapters a day -- Thanks go to Noel, Raikyodeus and Chaotic_Luck for Proofreading! Cover by: digitalrowye
Warmaisach · Eastern
4.7
Apocalypse: I Can See the HP Bar, Killing Monsters Drops Loot
April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"
Mountain Ghost Holds the Pen · Sci-fi
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#ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #NONHUMAN #LEVELUP #HISTORICAL #EVOLUTION #URBAN #LIGHTNOVEL #SUPERNATURAL #SHAPESHIFTER
Steampunk: Sixth Era Epic
Arriving in a new world where the steam industry was booming, he inherited a three-story apartment on the capital's royal square, took in someone else's cat, and listened to the whispers at his ear, ready to witness this mysterious and bizarre era. The epic of the Sixth Era was about to commence, and behind the curtain, The Chosen One was destined to step into legend. Old Gods, Relics, steam, witches, detectives, ancient secrets, the Era's brilliance... "Would you like to play a round of Roder Cards?" Time engraved the hours, as Silvermoon illuminated the shadows. I compose your legend, you whisper your verses to me.
Salty Fish Pilot · Games
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#ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #SLICEOFLIFE #VILLAIN #GENIUS #ACADEMY #EGOIST
Twin Reincarnation: Epics Of The Worldline
Warning!: There might be some 'red' graphic chapters. Suggestion: The main tags are #Reincarnation, #System, #R18. MCs practically aren't heroes but defidefinitely crazy in many ways. * Two people, different from each other and yet quite similar. Unique, and still strangely too compatible. Special on their own, yet when together, nothing might possibly defeat them... Inseparable, even through the vicious cycle of life and death. Intelligent and wise, so much so that the whole world might envy her gift. Stubborn and gentle but a perseverance so great that even geniuses would long for his finesse. They were special. And they were also together. So the bitchy world got jealous and played his dirty tricks infamous throughout the countless tales of the world. They were amazing, but at the end of the day, they were mortals, bound by the inseparable chains of death. So... just when they finally felt like they had everything they could ever wish for, the bastard gave them the ultimate gift and curse—a miserable end. They died, but it wasn't the end of story though. Death wasn't enough to separate the two stubborn individuals. They were reincarnated after cutting off the strings of fate but still, the world was a bitch, and doing nasty things was its calling. They found each other again in a familiar world this time. From the start too. They were happy for a moment but then they found out... they looked too alike to ignore. The world was a jealous bitcha and they were most likely twins. (Yeah... they still love each other.) It would have been more than enough to separate two people with normal thinking, no? Alas for the world, they were anything but normal... * Expect some bad things and some good things. I'm humbly open to any and all suggestions and some actually good ones might actually get mentions in the story. The updates might not be consistent till May because of my very good (so good I want to punish the higher ups like El) Uni stuff. I will do my best and all but hey, I'm hoping this one will be good. Try it if anything caught your attention. * (Ch. Name)* = Little inappropriate content, strong language. (Ch. Name)** = Actual pink stuff. (Blush). You know... what people might like. #(Ch. Name) = Graphic content. Read at your own risk (Red chapters). * Every 201 PS: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every 30 GT: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every gift worth 1000 coin: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every gift worth 5000 coin: 3 bonus chapters as fast as I can.
H2Oz_Anxious · Fantasy
4.6
#SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #SURVIVAL #FUTURE #MULTIPLELEADS #LITRPG #MULTIVERSE #GLOBAL #HOTBLOODED #FUTUREWORLD
There is One New Rule Every Month Globally
"Blue Star 4.0 will begin its maintenance-free update at 12:00 AM on April 1st. The main content and adjustments of this update are as follows." "New monthly rule 'Active Talent' added: All players must converse with others for a total of 1000 sentences every day..." When an abrupt notification sound echoed in the ears of all humans on Blue Star. The world faced its cleansing. In every monthly version update, a new rule would descend, which all players had to obey. ... Chen Yi, who had found a massive loophole before the third version update, looked at the six-figure Points Balance in his account and broke into a grin. "Tuberculosis Rabbit, this time we might just rise to the top."
Medieval rabbit · Sci-fi
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Mysterious Leader is only Five-Year-Old!
The frail young lady of the Tang Family, raised for five years in the Daoist temple, was brought back home. Everyone harbored their own thoughts, preparing to welcome a delicate and sickly young girl, only to be met with a bright and shiny Little Baldy. She followed them around like a little tail, proclaiming that their days were numbered. Initially, the Tang Family resisted this, arguing that even if she wasn't a sweet and adorable child, she shouldn't be a nonsensical Little Swindler! Latter on, as the little girl, vexed and embarrassed the bad guys with talk of imminent retaliation, amid everyone's cries of alarm, she confronted them with a little dust whisk in one hand and a small clenched fist in the other in an attempt to 'conquer with virtue' on their behalf. The Tang Family, gradually freeloading: Delicious! ** In the wealthy Rong Family, with a century-old legacy, there were rumors that a precious young master resided within its vast estate, dressed in traditional Tang Suit, his wrist adorned with Buddha Beads, a figure everyone dreaded. One day, under the pear tree in the courtyard, on the recliner, lay a pile of fluffy yarn balls neatly placed on the knees of that always composed and sagacious youth who was almost bewitching. The Personal Guard was puzzled, as the young master's fingers were never known to touch even spring water. Then they heard the young master ask in a gentle voice: After much consideration, a fluffy hat seems warmer, don't you think? Which color do you think Jinjin would look good in, pink or multicolored? Personal Guard: ??? ** Rong Qing had known since he was young that he was different from others, with a heavy malevolence about him, calling evil spirits close. That is until he met Tang Jin wielding a little dust whisk, pinning Evil Spirits to the ground and pummeling them, while others fled in all directions, as she recited "the sea of bitterness has no bounds, turn your head to see the shore." Latter on, Rong Qing, touching her Little Baldy head, pulled her hand with a smile: Jinjin, would you care to save your brother as well? Seeing that you're so pretty, Little Milk Jin let herself be led by the hand, cooing with reserved pride: I can.
Junqing · Urban
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#SYSTEM #SUPERPOWERS #CULTIVATION #LEVELUP
There Is A Huge Problem With My Achievement System
When you were six, you submerged your hands into the rice storage bin and imagined that you were practicing Iron Sand Palm after you finished watching a martial art film. When you were seven, you felt like you were the diplomat of your class just because you were the first one who greeted a new student at the beginning of the semester. When you were eight, you believed that you possessed clairaudience just because you could recognize that the approaching footsteps belonged to your parents who were coming home. … What would happen if all the fantasies you had during childhood became reality? Ji Ruo put his hands into the rice storage bin and… [Congratulations! You unlocked a martial art-related achievement by putting your palms into the rice bin.] [The skill you acquired: Iron Sand Palm (Entry Level)] [You can upgrade the skill by repeating the activation step and maximizing its familiarity. Fortune favors the diligent. Hang in there! Work hard!] The corner of Ji Ruo’s mouth twitched. He had a feeling that his system was not really normal. After pondering for a moment, he picked up a stick and headed towards the paddy field nearby…
Tianluo Lightning Flash · Urban
4.2
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #OVERPOWERED #VAMPIRE #APOCALYPSE #EVOLUTION #SUMMONS #BEAST TAMING
Epic of Summoner: Supreme Summoner System in the Apocalypse
The Great One Above All Creation has decided that there were too many Dimensions. His solution? He had decided to merge them and make their inhabitants fight for total supremacy, ensuing an interdimensional event of cataclysmic proportions, the Ragnarok. And the winner of this event would be able to keep their dimension from imminent destruction! Amongst the many inhabitants of countless worlds, there were a selected hundred named "Players" who were given a special System Ticket. Gustav is one of such Players, thrown into the interdimensional apocalypse, he will use the System he acquired through the System Ticket to crawl his way to the top! He can not only summon powerful beings that can level up and evolve at his side, but he can also fuse them or even extract their Skills, having endless possibilities! Watch as one man and his loyal summons conquer the world, the galaxy, the universe, and then the dimensions in this fast-paced and action-packed epic tale. ------ Art is not mine.
PancakesWitch · Fantasy
4.6
The Heir is Here: Quiet Down, School Prince!
As an anti-fan of the idol group, Starry Night, An Xiaxia is happy to spend her time online slandering lead singer Sheng Yize. But things take an unexpected turn when An Xiaxia starts high school - the Starry Night trio somehow becomes her classmates, and even end up moving into her house. Also, the nation’s idol Sheng Yize seems particularly interested in An Xiaxia for some reason... Sheng Yize: Xiaxia, if I and a chicken wing fall into the water together, which one will you save? An Xiaxia: Hm… I can't swim, so obviously you're going to save yourself and get my chicken wing out! Sheng Yize: I thought I was the nation’s idol???
An Xiangnuan · Teen
4.5
#ROMANCE #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE #NONHUMAN #YURI
Epic of Bee
Upon dying an unlikely death, Ash, a man was transported into the body of hatching Queen Bee. He was also given something called The Queens System, but all is not well after being transported. Ash will be forced into a fight for her life because he is no longer a male, and his mind is telling him that he must kill the other virgin queens or he would be the next to die. This is a journey of one lost soul's journey to find themselves and slow break out of their shell. AND IT'S ABOUT BEES! Plus, many other amazing humanoid races with no hoomans! Lots of information? Too many name? What was that Gene? I got you covered! Look up Epic of Bee Guide! SPECIAL THANK FOR HELPING WITH THIS NOVEL: Grangel- always full of great new ideas! EvilGod- Always there to catch my mistakes and puns! Discord: https://discord.gg/hQHJrZCYZu
Magic_ · Fantasy
4.9
My Genius Sister is Only Seven!?
The country girl, Emily, was an orphan. She survived off the scraps that she could find from families around her. Every one of them despised her. One day, a fairy-like little brother came to the city and brought her home. At first, Emily wasn't popular in other people's homes, but she quickly awakened her god-tier learning talent. She could learn pretty much anything and everything in an instant. Soon, Emily was regarded as a child prodigy. She was proficient in all sorts of arts, including zither, chess, and calligraphy, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. The elders and older brothers who didn't really like her in the past were all captivated by her and spoilt her like a little fairy. Every day, her grandparents, parents, uncles, aunties, and brothers fought to pamper her. Grandpa said, "Baby, can you help Grandpa take a look at this painting?" Grandpa liked to collect oil paintings, but his deteriorating eyesight couldn't discern good paintings from bad ones, and he kept getting tricked by sellers . So he had to consult the seven-year-old Emily because paintings that passed through Emily's hands were never wrong. Her father pleaded, "Baby, help me. The chairman of the Gu Site Corporation wants to get a calligraphy painting from you. This will determine whether my company can land a deal with them!" Her brothers pleaded. "Baby, are you busy today? When are you going to visit your brother's school? I promised the principal that I would bring you there. You can't go back on your word."
Mountain Springs · Urban
4.5
Only Mine
"Let's go over this one more time. I don't believe it sank in well yesterday. If you drink your morning coffee standing half-naked, wearing only a man's shirt, it's going to be MY shirt and with me. Only me." I felt something dangerously close to butterflies erupting in my stomach hearing his words, but I didn't want to jump to conclusions. So I tried to keep it cool and smug when replying. "A little possessive for a womanizer like you, don't you think?" -- Meet Jessica. Sweet and sassy university girl with high expectations for her future and miserable luck in her love life. She has a loving family, crazy, but awesome best friend, and after her last breakup, she keeps on looking for a guy who won't be just handsome, loving, and funny, but will also know what he's doing in bed. Her wish is granted in a form of a childhood friend of her brother-in-law. Except... there is nothing loving or faithful about him. But he sure knows how to handle his women in bed.
Teyci88 · Urban
4.8
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #VIDEOGAME
The Epics Of Vestia
What would a man from a world of Immortals, Mythical Beasts and Mystical abilities do when his memories resurface in a mundane world? Weighed by the morals and rules of the said world they fall into utter boredom that leads them to a path of solace. Sam chose the Solace of Games and by luck a game that mirroed reality came to be. But before the Game could even start a plethora of reasons made him play with intense vigor. For the World Of Vestia was waiting for his Epics to be sang. [A/N: Author here, your Golden Tickets and Power stones are much appreciated. I'll try to make your contributions more worthwhile.]
Mohoti · Games
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#SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ANTIHERO #KINGDOMBUILDING #DEVIL
Epic Of The Demonic Sage
Lucius was a man born to a pair of lowly servants that worked for the Great Demon worshiping Barrom clan. Growing up in the harsh conditions of the Barrom clan where magic and power reigned supreme, he weathered through humiliation and schemes. Knowing that he wanted to be the oppressor than the oppressed, he began his conquest. Not averse to betraying or scheming, Lucius made use of his allies as mere pawns to be sacrificed. Learning that a powerful artifact lost eons ago was hidden in an ancient ruin, Lucius betrayed and sacrificed one of his closest people, his lover without hesitation. But he didn’t know that fate had a different plan for him and the artifact he had yearned for would send his soul hurtling across the cosmos, forcing it into the broken body of a young man called Asher Inanis. Coming to his senses he finds the world to be completely different where the magic of his previous world did not exist, but what did was ‘Gifts’. Witness how he learns about the world, gains power and reigns supreme against all odds becoming the Demonic Sage. P.S. This is a slow paced novel and has a lot of world development at start. If this is not to your taste, you may not like it. *** I do not own the cover, will remove it if asked. --- join the discord server : discord.gg/fkTbUfBRsH
Grand_Void_Daoist · Fantasy
4.4
#REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #SLICEOFLIFE #ISEKAI #NONHUMAN #EVOLUTION
There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (Dungeon)
Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart
H3R0Y · Fantasy
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Only For You
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine." * All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever that simple. The situation gets complicated when her beauty and innocence gets the attention of the three men around her. All different, yet all important and none willing to let go. * Nickolas Bishop has no time for love. What he has is Money, Family, Power and Influence. But his whole world is turned upside down, when he has to marry for business and she quickly becomes his whole world. And now he has to fight for her and prove his love or risk losing her to someone else. *** "You want to know my biggest fear, my worst nightmare? It keeps me up at night, it's losing you. And the funny thing is, i just might, because everything you want in a man, everything you described, everything you deserve, everything you need, i am not. I was stupid to think that you would choose me after what we have been through, because even though i love you desperately with my feelings, i could never seem to show you correctly with my actions." #Language and Mature content.18+
Bellamerce · Urban
4.7
There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns
She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.
Stewart92 · Fantasy
4.7