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#TRANSMIGRATION #EVOLUTION
I Swear My Pool Don't Have A Python
After Wang Mang died, he turned into a giant python and evolved like crazy! With the help of his family, he grew bigger and bigger! From the first few meters to tens of meters, and then to hundreds of meters! From Burmese Python to Titan Python, and then to Deep Sea Python! When Wang Mang's size reached hundreds of meters, the earth took a sudden change and the disaster came...
Pen And Dream · Sci-fi
3.6
#ROMANCE #SYSTEM #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE #BEAUTY #URBAN #POORTORICH #SEXY #ARROGANT #TSUNDERE
How can I justify myself as a Magnate if I don't indulge myself?
People are inevitably troubled all their life by the things they couldn't have when they were young, but if you were driving a Bentley in your youth, life would be like playing a game... ... ... In this era of information explosion, the struggles of ordinary people are like being placed under the spotlight, turning into monkey shows for entertainment displayed before everyone... However, while some people are watching for fun, even more are looking in a mirror... Gu Heng, who was pulled out of the mire by the system, began to experience the thrill of indulgence.
Lazy Sheep Ocean's Sheep · Urban
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE
Help! I don't want to NTR the protagonist!
Marcus just used to be a regular old university student but after dying an unfortunate death he now finds himself at the whims of a delusional god. As punishment for his sins (Leaving a 3-star review on a god's novel), Marcus is transported into that novel as Lucius, a crazy rebel leader that wants to destroy society and rebuild it as he sees fit. If that was the end of things then it wouldn't be so bad, but apart from all that Lucius is tasked with the job of capturing the hearts f all the heroines or he will suffer painful and gruesome death! With his back against the wall and life on the line, Lucius must get to work. [Ding! Heroine capture system online!] [Steal a kiss from the heroine’s lips- 500LP] [Ask the heroine if you can cop a feel- 700 LP] [ Spend a hot and steamy night with the heroine- 5000LP] It's not that he wanted to do it, it's just that his life was at stake! He really did not want to NTR the protagonist! -------------- Gift Rewards -------------- Luxury Car = 1 Bonus Chapters Dragon = 5 Bonus Chapters Magic Castle = 10 Bonus Chapters Maximum of 20 bonus chapters Join my discord! https://discord.gg/mgWTtxHEjA
NineSleepyDragons · Fantasy
4.1
#REINCARNATION #COMEDY #MYSTERY #DARK #VILLAIN #APOCALYPSE #IMMORTAL #FATEDLOVE #YURI #SUPERNATURAL
The World Will End and I Couldn't Care Less
Yui, a NEET girl living in Seoul, gave up trying to save the world. She spends her inifinite amount of time binge watching anime and manga, showering her favorite authors with gachapons, and writing webnovels for which she will never get paid. Only way she might start to care is if she found someone worth her effort to save. But even if she did find someone, will she be able to stop the apocalypse? "When routine bites hard and ambitions are low And resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Then love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again" - Lyrics from Love Will Tear Us Apart. Joy Division. 1980.
Toobo · LGBT+
4.4
Don't Mess with that Turtle
There was a turtle here, He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel! Don't mess with him!
Meibu cc · Eastern
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As A Cardinal, I Don't Do Overtime
Morn transmigrates into a fantasy world where demons run rampant, vampire families stand tall in the darkness all year round, werewolves that are preparing for something in the darkness, and angels who occasionally descend into the human world. As a cardinal of the Orthodox Church, Morn had been bound to the nine-to-five system after he arrives in this world. As long as he's at work, he can obtain a large number of rewards by checking in. Therefore, having been in the ten years of the Orthodox Church, he becomes an invincible existence. Although he is the strongest in the Orthodox Church, he has one flaw—he never works overtime. "Your Holiness, Cardinal Morn personally went to the Dark Forest and killed all the dark cat demons." "Your Holiness, Cardinal Morn just returned from the Bloodthirsty Demon Abyss with the head of the Bloodthirsty Demonic Dragon." "Your Holiness, this is bad! Dracula I brought his army of vampires here to take revenge. " Pope: "Quick, get Cardinal Morn." "B-but Cardinal Morn has knocked off. He has a rule that he works 9-to-5. He never works overtime." Pope: "We're doomed. Our Orthodox Church's 300-year history shall end here."
Southsky Star · Fantasy
3.8
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #VILLAIN #ISEKAI
I Don’t Want This Bad Ending
[WPC#3: Bronze Tier Winner] In the famous romance novel “A Happy Ending” has a cliche plot of a heroine picking her favorite fish in the fishpond and becoming a happy female lead at the end of the story. The villainess, Evelyn Callie von Emsworth is the young lady of the Dukes House, a spoiled lady that craved for love, she bullies the heroine and died at the guillotine by the order of the Male Lead which she loves. While everyone had "A Happy Ending", only Evelyn was met with a tragic death. What will happen when a graduating college student died and become part of the famous novel “A Happy Ending” and became the tragic villainess of the story? Will she stay at the original plot? Or will she turn her fate and create another path? Will everything came to light and will the story deviate from the original? *** [EXCERPTS:] "I don't need a useless daughter," said Duke Keene. "Why can you just die silently?" Allan said. "You were the one who was always stalking me. Disgusting!" said Edickart. "You're the one who's playing with fire!" Cabel said. "Can you mind your own business?!" Silvester states. "I hate you and your whole family!" said Adley. "How can you do this, Lady Evelyn?! You're vicious!" said by the heroine, Elise. "Wait... I didn't do any of this!" Evelyn pleaded! But wait... What is this?! "There's something you need to know... The answer lies in your lost memories." "Wait... And who the f*ck are you?!" *** Find out how she will regain her lost memories and how the future will unveil for the future Villainess. "Hello, Author??? Yohoo~ there wasn't something like this written in your story?!" (√ # ` ×` )√ *turn table* "This is a scam! I need a refund for this stupid novel!!!" - P.s. picture, not mine. credit to the owner. Take note: THIS NOVEL IS A SLOW BURN.
MyCatPaws · Fantasy
4.6
I Don't Want To Defy The Heavens
I have became a rich young master so I definitely have to enjoy life! Cultivation? So impractical. I just have to add stat points!
Xin Feng · Eastern
4.1
#ROMANCE #CAMPUS #REBIRTH
I Don't Want To Reincarnate
Chen Hansheng was the elite amongst all the elites, a bachelor who possessed immense wealth. Surprisingly, he returned back in time to when he was still a high school senior. Now, he was troubled between two choices. He had no idea if he should choose Shen Youmeng, the treasured beauty, or Xiao Rongyu, the pure beauty.
Liuan Huayouming · Urban
4.5
Don't Be Afraid, I'm Not the Devil Leader!
"Fairy, don't be afraid. I'm not the Devil Leader." "But your Blood Sea Phenomena, White Bone Daoist Palace, countless Soul Banners, and your World-Destroying Demon Knife prove that you are a Devil Leader." "Fairy, you've misunderstood me. I'm actually a good person who carries a knife. The one I just killed is the true Devil Leader." "He is my husband!" Ji Changsheng's eyes lit up. It was simply marvelous.
Flat Layer · Urban
Not enough ratings
#R18 #COMEDY #HAREM #CULTIVATION #SLICEOFLIFE #XIANXIA
I Indeed don't Know How to Cultivate
Zhang Jian crossed into a world of immortals... So do you think that the next thing that will happen is that the protagonist will go through a life and death duel and eventually become a dominant party, or some other cliches growth plot? No. Although this is a world full of cultivators and demons, Zhang Jian always thought he lived in an ordinary world. In the eyes of others, he is a hidden master who doesn't like to fight, a compassionate person who doesn't want to see killing. Outside, his partners have already been in wars with the enemy, while our protagonist is still in sweet dreamland. As the saying goes, the storm's eye is the most peaceful location, and the protagonist is in this.
different_minds · Fantasy
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#REINCARNATION #COMEDY #ISEKAI #POSSESSIVE #SWEETLOVE #FATEDLOVE #ROYALFAMILY #SWEET #BUSINESSWOMAN
Reasons Why I Don’t Want To Marry A Prince
She had mountains of reason to say no to him, but he keeps coming back, no matter how many times she rejected him. ******************************* Sneak Peek: “I HAVE TRIED! PLAN A, PLAN B, PLAN C, PLAN D & PLAN E! But Nothing is Working! Why does he still want to marry me?!” ——by FL Inner Voice ******************************* Synopsis: After waking up as the villainess in a romance novel that she hated called “I love you, my prince.” Ms.Ivy Augustine, her villainess name, finds ways to escape her fate from execution at age 17. The strong and sensible girl vows that she will not be like the villainess in the story who loves the prince too much, which will lead to her doom. She develops mountains of reasons why she doesn’t want to marry the prince, but no matter how hard she tried, the prince kept proposing to her, and disasters kept following her as if the author was forcing her to follow the plot. The novel that she thought was predictable and full of cliches cause her to wonder, will she ever be able to change her fate? ******************************* How did I become the villainess of this cliche romantic novel!! I reincarnated into the romance novel that I read last night, and I skip through the chapters and only read the crucial parts. The villainess will be beheaded at the age of 17 because she loves the prince too much. I felt relief because I hate the idea of marrying the prince. There is a mountain of reasons why I don't want to! It's just not practical! "Oh, no, his pheromone attack! It's is very strong this time, but I will endure it! " "She smells nice. I want to keep her by my side forever." ******************************* Note to readers Publishing Schedule 2 chapter - Every Sat & Sun Sometimes more if I feel like it XD What can you expect: This novel contains lots of romance and adventure combined. It's a slow burn novel. ************************************** Ps. I do not own this artwork, full credits to the owner. Double Ps. I also don't control the pricing. Triple Ps. There may be a little R-18 content after chapter 60. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I have to postpone my work until my health is better. I have been pilling the stories and hope to publish it the end of the year. Thank you for your continuos support.
MsAugustineFalls · Fantasy
4.5
#ROMANCE #CAMPUS
Don't Misunderstood! (BL)
Klein has just entered a University. He thought that his college would be perfectly normal but still enjoyable. What he did not expect was that a certain guy will always misunderstand him In their first meeting, Klein's eyes glowed as he saw a bag he wants to buy for his sister from a girl that tags along with Calix. However, Calix has prejudiced to people that only likes him for his appearance and he thought that Klein looks at him with infatuation causing him to feel displease On the same day, Calix decided to eat at the booth that Klein and his classmates opened. For the first time, Klein personally served the food he had cooked to the customer to inquire where he can buy the same bag. But Calix misunderstood him again for wanting to get close to him Still, on the same day, Klein saw the girl with the bag confessing to Calix and was rudely rejected. Calix threatened Klein that he would receive the same fate if he confessed. In anger, Klein threw a stone at Calix before running away On still the same day, Klein planned on watching the concert at the University. What he did not expect was that Calix would be the singer. With his mood ruined, Klein walks out of the venue but he was once again misunderstood Klein really doesn't like Calix and when the latter realizes the former was really speaking the truth, he despaired. It seems like he (Calix) was actually the one that fell in love, not Klein. What should he do now?
KenceRussel · LGBT+
4.8
I Do, I Don't
While celebrating the Supreme Court same-sex ruling, Josh hides his deep aversion to marriage. He lets his lover Adam believe they’ll eventually marry. But when his wedding-planner mother pushes him too hard to take that step, Josh declares in anger he won’t ever marry Adam.<br><br>Adam overhears and flees. Crushed at having been led on, he takes refuge at his old hangout. There he runs into his ex-boyfriend, who tries to take advantage of Adam’s vulnerability. Things go from bad to miserable, leaving Adam struggling to get through the worst night of his life.<br><br>Frantically searching for Adam, Josh is forced to accept he could lose him forever -- a prospect he just can’t face. Can he overcome his fears and propose marriage to save their love? That might work, but only if he can somehow convince Adam to trust him again.
Lisa Gray · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION
I Don't Have the Leveling System Like Others, But I Have Cultivation
Leveling System is a gift that some people get. Having it meant being able to have the power that was the result of hunting monsters in the Dungeon, becoming a Hunter. Oliver didn't have the System, making him just live as a human. This wasn't a problem for most people, but when a human had problems with the Hunters, life would become difficult. However, when he despaired of the Leveling System that he couldn't get, he obtained a ring with a space inside, containing ancient books that turned out to be cultivation methods and skills. He couldn't hunt monsters to level up, but he could increase his strength by meditating. The Hunters, they were no match for him.
Dark_Crow1111 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#ACTION #ROMANCE #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION
I don't want to be Villainess' Butler
The otome game is supposed to start with romance and slice of life, but it shouldn’t end with WORLD END. I am that one unfortunate child who has been transmigrated into a boy who is designed to be a butler of one unfortunate villainess infamous for her band ends. Villainess: You are now my butler. How about you let me sit on top of you? Me: Milady, I am a butler, not your chair. Villainess: Then how about you catch the ball from your mouth when I throw? Me (twitch): I am your butler, not your pet…! Villainess: Then what good use do you have?! Me: I don’t know, maybe you should learn how to use a butler before hiring (enslaving) one! Villainess: How dare you raise your voice at me! I am the lady of Grand Duke and your master!! Me: And I am your freaking butler, not your bitc- slave!! As you can see, she is a real villainess and troublesome at that. She will soon meet a bad end, and so will I. I have to stop her from meeting those bad ends, or it will be my end. But… She also looks… too cute for some reason. --- The first few chapters might be a slight drag and slow, but the pace will soon be picked. Viewers’ advice: This is not for people who want Gary Stu or Mary Sue in the story. I will make them a little realistic, and plot armor will not be on MC’s side. MC has severe case of PTSD as former US soldier so he will not kill his enemies in early chapters until his trauma heals. If you are not okay dealing with it then please take your leave. You will be wasting your time.
J_Titan · Fantasy
4.4
#ROMANCE #WEAKTOSTRONG
Don't Enter The Galaxy
Zuo Xingyun had vanished for eight years, and Xiang Wan had waited for him for eight years, only to have him return and bring her ruin and the death of her family. She thought she was just another sacrifice to his ambition, but unexpectedly, when she faced danger, he held her tight and whispered, "I'm here, don't be afraid." —— Everyone knew he was ruthless, cold-blooded, and full of ambition, stopping at nothing to achieve his goals. Everyone knew she was his only weakness. Only Xiang Wan was unaware. Not until she was cornered did Xiang Wan belatedly realize, the ambition of the man before her had always been her.
Lemony Cat · Urban
Not enough ratings
#ROMANCE #TEEN #CINTA #PERSAHABATAN #PENGHIANATAN
I Don't Care About Love
Cinta? Satu kata yaitu BUTA! Cinta yang membuat ibuku yang super cerewet dan ayahku yang super dingin bersama. Cinta yang membuat perbedaan agama dipaksakaan untuk bersatu. Cinta yang membuat jarak antar kota atau antar pulau bahkan antar benua terasa dekat. dan Cinta yang membuat sahabatku, orang yang sudahku anggap saudara, bahkan orang yang aku percaya, orang yang gak bakal tega menghianatiku. Dengan tega MENGHANCURKAN KEPERCAYAANKU! Dan kesimpulanku cinta itu BUTA!
Quinwriter · Teen
4.6
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #COMEDY #SHOUJO
I don't want to be the Female Lead!
Being a Female Lead is a good thing when you get hit by Truck-kun and get reincarnated or transmigrated... But in a Harem Novel?? Kwon Sena just wants to have a life away from dramas and sword fights, in short, SHE WOULD LOVE TO BE JUST A SUPPORTING CHARACTER. Sena, "After getting killed by my best friend and getting cheated on by my fiancé, I just wished for this new life to be away from scheming friends and cheating bastards!" BUT WHY AM I THE FEMALE LEAD WITH A HAREM TO TAKE CARE OF?! ( Updates everyday under no specific time. )
Luna_1101 · Fantasy
4.8
I Don't Want To Be A Healer
The Star Power’s arrival has made a large number of dimensional spaces appear on earth and Humans wake up. In the era of cultivating the star power, nuclear weapons have lost their effect, while the starfighters have been omnipotent and formidable. The dimensional war broke out ten years ago, the world has been destroyed seriously. After 20 years, the dimensional quake has increased and doomsday has befallen. How would humans resist? A loser makes miracles. Yuan Fang went to a new world through space, and he will start his path of cultivation with the worst star map.
KungFuFireflies · Sci-fi
2.8