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The Number One Star in the Interstellar Era

He just became the newly-crowned movie emperor when he died a tragic (actually, very stupid) death. On his way to cross the NaiHe bridge, he managed to evade Meng Po and not drink her soup. Thus keeping the memories of the life that he just had. But he would never have imagined that he would be reincarnated hundreds of thousands of years later. In the Interstellar era! If it happened to other guys, they would definitely want to be a mecha warrior. Don't most men dream of that at least once in their life? But sadly, that's not for him. There's only one goal in his mind - to be the number one star in the Interstellar era. With the knowledge and skills he got from his past life, he would definitely achieve it. But who was this annoying person who kept on pestering him? A certain prince smiled in a scary and crazy way: Cook food for me or else die. = a few months later = A certain prince leaned over and moved his face closer: I don't need food, I could just eat you. A bad tempered yandere gong X a reincarnated movie emperor shou *NaiHe bridge - a bridge that souls crossed to enter reincarnation **Meng Po - the lady on the Naihe bridge who gives out soup that lets the souls forget their memories, thus entering the cycle of reincarnation in a clean slate. Twitter: @tyramisu_wn IG: @tyramisu_novels

Number One Dungeon Supplier

In a modern world where cultivators need a place to cultivate or vent their boredom, there are private businesses that set up instance dungeons with the aid of technology and cultivation magic to enable cultivators to train and commoners to experience the life of cultivation. They are called dungeon suppliers. Xie Jin's one and only dream was to be a dungeon supplier and when his only relative passed away, the relative's inheritance gave him a plot of land and surprisingly, a 'System' Module which the relative had previously used. With the help of the system, Xie Jin decided to pursue his dream of becoming the number one dungeon supplier. ----------- (13/8/2020) Author's opinion: At this point, this book had hundreds of chapters worth of content which I had planned for a long time. If you wish to undertake the book and appreciate the story, please read it up till chapter 300s to understand the sudden twist in chapter 100s. i will admit that during that time, I am still a young budding author and could have expressed the story better in the early hundred chapters. But I assure you the story development is worth it. ----------- Discord channel: https://discord.gg/KkUXzjTKf9 If you have some spare change, please buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/moloxiv

First Day In Game, I Got Ten Billion From Infinite Number Of Check-ins

"Congratulations to the host on binding the magnate check-in system." This meant there were rewards for checking in. "Check in successfully. Get one billion assets." "Check in successfully. Get the incomparably handsome face of an immortal." "Check in successfully at the East Mountain Villa. Get ownership of the East Mountain Villa. ... Since he bound the check-in system, Chen Yun had been checking in or on his way to check-in. From then on, a brilliant magnate was on the rise as he traveled through the world and commanded respect. He became the most honorable man in the world!

History's Number 1 Founder

Lin Feng travelled through worlds and even obtained an overpowered system, but he still faces a pressure as huge as a mountain. System's main quest: Lin Feng is to create a school; establish history’s number 1 sect and Lin Feng himself to become the number 1 founder. To become history’s number 1 founder, Lin Feng started to work hard. “Your name is Shi Tianhao? Natural born sovereign roots but it was stolen by your cousin? Now being raised in a little village your father placed you in? Come come come, follow your master and we’ll let those people know that justice that is owed must be returned!” “Your name is Xiao Yan? A genius of the past but a loser now? Even your fiance came over to humiliate you by asking for a divorce? Come come come, follow your master and we’ll let that brat know the meaning of: don’t bully a youngster just because he’s poor!” “Your name is Zhu Yi? The son of a marquis but you’re being suppressed by your father? Your mother was a saint but she was assassinated? Come come come, follow your master and we’ll let your dad know the meaning how problems can be solved with your fists...no, with reasoning!"

The Real Young Miss's Secret Identities Revealed

After the real daughter of the Jiang family fell sick, she became stupid and insisted on marrying the cold-blooded, cruel, and crippled Fu Jiu. Mother Jiang said, "So be it. She's a good-for-nothing anyway. I only asked her to marry in place of my sister." Father Jiang: "After you marry him, remember to ask 9th master to help your sister find a better marriage." The fake heiress said, "Sob, I feel so sorry for Sister, but… if you get beaten to death by the 9th master, the Fu family will compensate us a lot of money, right? I'm looking forward to it." Jiang Li sneered. She bid farewell to her hypocritical family and brought her shabby dowry to the Fu family. After having been reborn once, she knew very well that Fu Jiu was the only person who treated her well. Everyone was waiting for Jiang Li to be beaten to death. Finally, one day, she was photographed by reporters and posted online. "It's all your fault! You used so much force last night! The Jiang family is going to laugh at me again!" Fu Jiuxiao said, "With me around, no one will dare to laugh at you. Moreover, I will make them pay back tenfold for the pain that the Jiang family has caused you!"

You were told to build a tractor, but you’re building a rocket?

Due to his father's death, Lin Ju was forced to take over the family tractor factory. Facing the struggling tractor factory, Lin Ju said: "No worries, the system will step in!" "Since I can make tractors, it would be quite reasonable for me to switch production to rockets, right?" So, in the unremarkable tractor factory, a tall rocket rose. Then the whole world discovered that this tractor factory was becoming increasingly absurd: New energy vehicles, tanks, jet engines, passenger planes, fighter jets, aircraft carriers... People pointed at Lin's nose and asked, "Aren't you supposed to be making tractors?" Lin Ju innocently pointed at the Mars rover base: "It's tracked, can go on the ground, you tell me if that's not a tractor!"

Door of Luck and Fortune

This was a fragmented corner, a world forgotten. On that day, when he was most disheartened, Ning Cheng was forcibly brought here. Because of Ning Cheng, this corner would be renowned throughout the vast Starry Sky, and this world, thanks to Ning Cheng, would shine in the endless universe!

Villain's Rising

Working as a henchman for his childhood crush hasn't been great. But Sam is a hopeless romantic. Even though she's a failed supervillain, he decided to work with her so that he can at least stay by her side. Although things began to change when Kiara, his childhood crush, started developing feelings for a particular young man. Now if it was just any other guy, he would've met with some unfortunate 'accident' already but the guy in question was none other than the son of the strongest superhero himself. Starboy aka Anthony Willburn, the reason for all their failures up until now; and she decided to fall for THAT guy!? Sam couldn't accept this absurdity and decided to ruin his love rival's life by embracing his destiny and rising as a supervillain himself. Set in a distant future where only the chosen few are graced with superpowers, the story will mainly focus on the perspective of our protagonist as he will enroll in an academy of superheroes to get close to his love rival and find his weakness all the while maintaining his life as a supervillain.

Witcher: I Can Extract Everything

Heath transmigrated to an alternate dimension and awakened the [God-like Extraction System]. With the help of the system, he steadily walked the path of the Witcher to become a god. Feeble powers? No problem, the God-like System can extract attributes. Not enough talent? No problem, the God-like System can extract talent. Shabby bloodline? No problem, the God-like System can extract the noblest of blood heritage. Everything and anything can be extracted.

Please, Young Master, Slay the Demon!

【Absurd】【Unprincipled】【Unpredictable】 ...... The majestic mortal realm encompasses the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands. A world bursting with myriad colors, brimming with joyous cultivation. When Chu Liang opened his eyes and discovered that he had become a disciple of the Shu Mountain Sect and possessed a strange pagoda… from that moment on, he embarked on a path he never imagined. The morning mist rises from the Thirty-Sixth Peaks, and thousands of miles away, a dragon was slain! ...... "Please, Young Master, Slay the Demon!"

ABSURD

Raki Kusuma, pria kelahiran Bandung yang bisa disebut sedikit berbeda. Sederhana, dan bersikap tidak peduli dengan hal - hal yang tidak merugikan dia. Dia terlihat sama dengan pria lainnya dalam melakukan pekerjaan dan bersosialisasi, namun berbeda ketika dia bermain Game Online. Raki seperti orang berbeda ketika sedang bermain game online, ambisius untuk menang, fast learning dalam mempelajari teknik baru, dan cukup mahir di beberapa game yang dia mainkan. Raki sering bermain game bersama teman temanya, teman sekolahnya dulu atau teman ingame .

Six Numbers

Benjamin is Mr. Average, but has big dreams. Every week he buys two lottery tickets in the hope of striking it rich. So imagine his surprise when, one Saturday night, his numbers finally come up.<br><br>Ten million dollars transforms his life. He buys his dream house and outfits it with every beautiful thing he has ever wanted, complete with a real British butler. He also donates to animal charities and adopts Sasha, an abused dog. Yet with everything perfect, Ben soon feels unsatisfied.<br><br>On one of his nightly walks, he stumbles onto a local hook-up spot. Soon he becomes a regular customer, seeking quick and dirty sex with random strangers to provide the exhilaration he craves. But when he’s attacked by a gay basher, he realizes this isn’t the life he wants to lead, and packs up everything to move to the countryside.<br><br>Settling into a simpler life on a small farm, Ben hires the rough and ready Mick to help run the place. The two men become good friends -- Ben is attracted to Mick, but Mick appears to be straight, though curious about gay sex. But when Ben almost dies in an accident, the simmering attraction between the two comes to fruition.

An Alpha's Instinct

Summer break to Erin Storm involves photography, hanging out with friends, and cramming as much partying as he can into three months before the college semester starts up again. However, meeting the mysterious and handsome newcomer Victor Lovelace at a party throws a wrench in those plans as Erin is introduced to a supernatural world driven by two things – fate and instinct. A family secret lurks beneath the surface of their relationship, threatening to expose Erin to a world he has never known before but belongs to. How much is Victor willing to sacrifice to be with Erin? Will Erin be able to overlook the absurdity of werewolves being real? Fate and instinct play a dangerous game in this story as Erin and Victor navigate their heart’s desires while secret rebellions, manipulation tactics, and past grievances try to keep them apart. An Alpha's Instinct is created by Anisa Worthington, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Absurd Marriage

Di usianya yang baru beranjak delapan belas tahun, Alina Keenan Raftar harus menerima perjodohan yang telah di atur oleh keluarganya. Seperti yang di lakukan oleh beberapa pengusaha besar lainnya, pernikahan politik cukup menguntungkan bagi kedua belah pihak perusahan, namun dampaknya terkena pada Alina yang baru saja lulus dari sekolah menengah atas harus menikah dengan rekan bisnis papa nya yang telah membantu bisnisnya. "Alina gak mau menikah sama rekan bisnis papa! Pasti dia berkumis, perut buncit dan lain sebagainya. Nanti apa kata orang?" Bantah Alina saat mengetahui ia akan dijodohkan. Namun dari pihak keluarganya tak mendengar suara penolakannya, melainkan malah sudah sangat setuju kalau perjodohan ini di langsungkan secepatnya. "Sudah lah dek! mungkin dia yang terbaik buat lo." timpal abang Alina

absurd fairytale

kalian semua tau cerita dongeng? ya itu loh yang ada bawang merah bawang putih, yang ada ikan mas di goreng jadi pohon duit, yang ada Cinderella, snow white, sampe frozen. ya begitu lah disini gw sebagai author akan menceritakan kembali cerita dongeng tapi dengan versi yang lain. [semua yang di tulis disini hanyalah imajinasi dari author, jika ada kesamaan plot atau alur, maka itu tidak di sengaja. disini author benar benar tidak ada rasa untuk menghina SARA, jadi kalo ketemu mohon maaf. cerita ini ditulis hanya untuk menghibur pembaca] [mohon maaf kalau ada yang menyinggung]

Absurd Doctor

Ouyang Qi, a student of Huatuo College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, came to the other world because of an accident, and was confusedly recognized as the "Seventh Young Master". With his own medical skills, this fake "Seventh Young Master" began his absurd and wonderful legendary journey in the other world... Clever kneading, silver needle insertion and pulling, saving countless living beings; whimsical, unique way, brilliant miraculous achievements. In this alien world where strength is supreme and martial arts are supreme, the divine doctor not only saves the world, but also has great ambitions... The beauty said

The Absurdities

Insanity Of The Absurd

Ghost's, demons, entities from beyond unknowable veils of boundless darkness never existed. People believed in them, sure, though neither of the two had ever experienced it to believe it let alone seen it from the people who so vehemently said they were true. Nera and Thomas, self proclaimed demonic exorcists, ritual experts, ghostly enthusiasts with a questionable track record of flawless successes in the expulsion of almost any entity supernatural or thus demonic accidentally stumble upon a gift from a latest victim. Thrown into a world of the Supernatural, Unknown, unknowable and the mysterious, now it's time to test just how far their knowledge can take them

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Absurd insomnium

(Female horror wasn’t an option so I’m sorry to disappoint you if this looked interesting but not a male lead) Mia wants nothing more then a simple life; always having to go from one house to another every week or so due to the bad relationship she shares with her not so loving family. One day, she wakes up and finds herself in a hell unlike any other she’s been banished too! It was full of twists and turns, new faces, fates worse then death and no way out. It seems hopeless for her until reality hits hard and she wishes to stay forever. But why stay at the hotel of all places?