Genshin Impact: My villain system is a little different.
When I crossed into the world of Teyvat, I received both good and bad news.
The good? I was blessed with a system. The bad? It was supposedly a "villain's system."
"Bearer, what is your greatest desire?" the system asked.
"Well... survival would be nice. Oh, and maybe collecting a harem?"
"Granted! But first, you must fulfill one condition."
"Which is...?"
"During daylight hours, you must help elderly ladies cross the street and perform good deeds..."
"Or perhaps assist Keqing with her construction work, or aid Ningguang in finding mora-producing floating crystals..."
"And naturally, by night, you shall become a hero of darkness, upholding justice—"
"Wait, when am I supposed to sleep?"
"At your age, how can you even think about sleeping?"
Puzzled, I asked one final question: "Aren't you supposed to be a VILLAIN system? Helping me become evil? Shouldn't villains be causing chaos and mayhem?"
"Indeed! But consider this – I believe the Abyss Order and Fatui are actually the good guys. Besides, helping elderly ladies cross streets? You're actually preventing them from getting exercise and maintaining their health. Isn't that wonderfully villainous?"
I couldn't help but applaud the system's twisted logic. And thus began the tale of a most unconventional villain in Teyvat.
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