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Review Detail of Djabilong in Star Wars: The Holy Empire

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Djabilong
DjabilongLv63yrDjabilong

Somehow I never learn and always fall for the same pitfall of believing in high ratings and genuine-sounding glowing reviews, hence me reading this story. So for the sake of fairness, here's an opposite opinion for you: this is objectively a bad story. Not the "it's flawed, but has heart and passion behind it" kind, but just straight up bad with capital 'B'. So we start with a sudo Gary Stu who is (apparently) a huge SW nerd (despite not knowing all that much about SW apart from Disney-sanctioned slop), who endangers*cough*saves a random loli's life from a truck, yada-yada-yada, ROB is so impressed that he promises three wishes (but instead deadass gives him *twelve*, then creates a personal universe for MC to play with, and probably sucks him off too), yada-yada-yada, gets transmigrated, yada-yada-yada... Before even a single minute passes, he already gets close to 30 lvl-ups from gacha (instantly setting him at Yoda-in-his-prime power level), a ton of technical knowledge, a System, 90% of all existing Force powers, eternally loyal super-duper-pooper murderdroids, an entire self-piloting fleet of moon-sized battle cruisers that fit in his spatial cock ring, millions of credits, <...>. And in just a couple of hours he already has an Arrogant Young Master -worthy god complex mixed with Stage-5 hybrid cancer of chuuni and edgelord strains, strutting around straight up shitting on everyone because he thinks himself untouchable. And if you think that was bad... Then read what happens next yourself. Just don't blame me for your own morbid curiosity, I ain't taking any responsibility for your foolish self-harming actions.

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Star Wars: The Holy Empire

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Djabilong
DjabilongLv6Djabilong

And if *you* had the balls, you wouldn't try to talk shit in french, thinking you are slick and no one knows what you are saying. Вitchаss scaredy cat.

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Djabilong
DjabilongLv6Djabilong

Bitсh please. There aren't even any frenchmen left - only some places in Africa and turks in France speak french anymore. "REAL language" my ass. Just how high on your own farts are you, cowardly frоgfuсker?

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Djabilong
DjabilongLv6Djabilong

Always a pleasure to meet a deluded hurrah-patriotic ultranationalist with his head so far up his аss that he forms a perfect circle. You should consider immigrating - ССР would immediately issue a membership card for your crusty ass.

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Mans_1_Not_2_Hot_3
Mans_1_Not_2_Hot_3Lv10Mans_1_Not_2_Hot_3

What did he say?

Djabilong:And if *you* had the balls, you wouldn't try to talk shit in french, thinking you are slick and no one knows what you are saying. Вitchаss scaredy cat.
Uncle_Sheogorath
Uncle_SheogorathLv4Uncle_Sheogorath

WHOA! You can say anything you want but Don't insult my comrade MAO bless is his name. Go Kowtow to me your granddaddy and ill send you the good regards of your apology to our daddy MAO.

Djabilong:Always a pleasure to meet a deluded hurrah-patriotic ultranationalist with his head so far up his аss that he forms a perfect circle. You should consider immigrating - ССР would immediately issue a membership card for your crusty ass.
LOF
LOFLv13LOF

Je suis français et tu racontes que de la mrde il propose une review correcte et tu te ramène en parlant de vrai langue juste ftg et joue a fifa sale fdp tu fais le bandis ntm

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Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

Déjà titouan tu va apprend à écrire si ton QI négatif te le permet et après tu va fermer ta grosse gueule de chienne et accepte que les gens ne pensent pas comme toi, ok?

LOF:Je suis français et tu racontes que de la mrde il propose une review correcte et tu te ramène en parlant de vrai langue juste ftg et joue a fifa sale fdp tu fais le bandis ntm
LOF
LOFLv13LOF

mais t'es trop con,c'est pas possible tu le fais exprès ?

Red_baron:Déjà titouan tu va apprend à écrire si ton QI négatif te le permet et après tu va fermer ta grosse gueule de chienne et accepte que les gens ne pensent pas comme toi, ok?
Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

Ok...

LOF:mais t'es trop con,c'est pas possible tu le fais exprès ?
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LOF
LOFLv13LOF

t'es bizarre gros

Red_baron:Ok...
Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

Dis l'homme qui ne poste que des meme nul a chier

LOF:t'es bizarre gros
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LOF
LOFLv13LOF

c'est pour que tu visualises mes pensées

Red_baron:Dis l'homme qui ne poste que des meme nul a chier
Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

T'es entrain de me dire que t'es penser son nul a chier

LOF:c'est pour que tu visualises mes pensées
Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

Bonne nuit

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Traps_Are_Gay
Traps_Are_GayLv13Traps_Are_Gay

true french is only spoken in Montreal nowadays, I believe.

Djabilong:Bitсh please. There aren't even any frenchmen left - only some places in Africa and turks in France speak french anymore. "REAL language" my ass. Just how high on your own farts are you, cowardly frоgfuсker?
Red_baron
Red_baronLv3Red_baron

Non dans pleins de régions

Traps_Are_Gay:true french is only spoken in Montreal nowadays, I believe.
superlazymagicgod
superlazymagicgodLv4superlazymagicgod

i was about to read this ....'thing' until you my friend pop out when i was scrolling through the comments and 'blessed' me with your INFINITE WISDOM and KNOWLEDGE which save me from reading this .....'THING' anyway i wrote this comment cuz im bored, lonely and needs friends which i have but there very few and i don't talk to them cuz i'm a introvert who cares only for his little world than than the outer world, now i hope you enjoyed my Kira speech ( which is a main antagonist from part 4 of jojo bizarre adventure who likes making long speeches for some reason which unfortunately forget )

notiam
notiamLv13notiam

Like I don't know you just say no one speaks french anymore but after you're listing a lot of place that still speak french. I know Africa is a country for you guys but try to be a bit respectful a teenager just made you go mad instead of putting him back in his place you're just throwing insult at 300 millions people.

Djabilong:Bitсh please. There aren't even any frenchmen left - only some places in Africa and turks in France speak french anymore. "REAL language" my ass. Just how high on your own farts are you, cowardly frоgfuсker?
Djabilong
DjabilongLv6Djabilong

Or *maybe* you are a paranoiac with a victim complex who has a strange delusion that everyone is out to get you and seeks to "insult" you. Pure statistics don't exactly care about your brittle pride - on one hand you have China which alone has >1 billion people due to overpopulation (and that's not even all of chinese peeps on the planet), on the other hand you have a infrastructurally underdeveloped continent with 50+ countries, out of which only those that were colonized in the past speak the language (so about fifteen out of fifty, and none can even be counted as native speakers for obvious reason); in over words, nothing worthy of mentioning in comparison. If anything, your sheer inability to use punctuation marks is far, far more insulting for anyone reading.

notiam:Like I don't know you just say no one speaks french anymore but after you're listing a lot of place that still speak french. I know Africa is a country for you guys but try to be a bit respectful a teenager just made you go mad instead of putting him back in his place you're just throwing insult at 300 millions people.
notiam
notiamLv13notiam

I think there was a mistake in my thinking. At first i thought it was a grown man being triggered by a child now i understand it's two child that are fighting it out. I won't interfer now I will let you duke it out. I wouldn't have meddled if I knew both were children.

Djabilong:Or *maybe* you are a paranoiac with a victim complex who has a strange delusion that everyone is out to get you and seeks to "insult" you. Pure statistics don't exactly care about your brittle pride - on one hand you have China which alone has >1 billion people due to overpopulation (and that's not even all of chinese peeps on the planet), on the other hand you have a infrastructurally underdeveloped continent with 50+ countries, out of which only those that were colonized in the past speak the language (so about fifteen out of fifty, and none can even be counted as native speakers for obvious reason); in over words, nothing worthy of mentioning in comparison. If anything, your sheer inability to use punctuation marks is far, far more insulting for anyone reading.