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Djabilong2dReplied to Artur_KaczorowskiHow about you look at the portrait color, nerd. Or are you incapable of distinguishing dirty yellow color from purple?
He put up about 500k Mora on top of the table, and with a solemn voice said, "You helped me distract Stormterror during his attack, also damaged him quite a bit, so I feel like only asking for posters of your brother is kind of nonsense, especially when you are in such a tight situation you described earlier. You need a better kind of reward. Take this."- Djabilong6dReplied to Frizepize
I think you have bigger problems if you constantly speak to yourself like this.
"For fucks sake, STOP! Just tell me the results when I get home!" - Djabilong8dReplied to midgetydeath
So you hate midgets to the point of wishing to enact violence upon them? I see.
The only thing that prevented that was, firstly, her breasts, which were ridiculously large for her size, and secondly, her muscular arms and legs for damn sure. - Djabilong11dReplied to AkiraVonSchneider
You seriously think that I bothered reading past the first sentense? That was more than enough.
Just for clarification, I won't make an "every woman that moves is in the harem". The MC has his likes and dislikes, the characters sometimes might not fit together so I won't try to force it. Also he might initially not like someone and later develop feelings for them so don't jump to conclusions, but you can be SURE that I won't make the uncomfortable situation where the woman and mc flirt with each other only for the girl to bang some random guy because "they're not in a relationship." that excuse is lame as fuck and that kind of situation only serves to make the readers uncomfortable and upset. - Djabilong12dCommented
Good. That's where he belongs - in a shallow unmarked grave.
This book has been deleted. - Djabilong12dReplied to Loaded_Demigod29
Go ahead, give it a lick.
As we drove off, Cheshire took out a remote and pressed a button, which caused an explosion to go off that engulfed the entire facility in a blaze of fire and ash. I say nothing about this as we drive in silence, but I can now feel the virus in me simmer in satisfaction as the dark side gives me the epitome of a spiritual headpat for a good job. - Djabilong12dReplied to jinmorifan_2
Just a cockroach who happens to be able to use void element magic.
-Human- -?- -?- -?- - Djabilong12dReplied to jinmorifan_2
I'd chop her in half with a shovel, wait for both halves to regenerate, then have a kinky twin-clone-worm threesome. So yes, yes I would love her even more.
I felt myself deadpan at the screen. I'm not risking becoming a fucking worm or a sapient pot sidekick to the real life version of 'let me solo her' to be worn atop his head for eternity, that's obviously a possibility because all of this is fucking insane. - Djabilong13dReplied to LesendeTaube
Enjoy~
"My… she… isn't a horse." Ainz pointed out and let his hand come away from his face to come up and brush Calca's tears away from the corners of her eyes. - Djabilong14dReplied to THANATOS_
Only if you give me a gentle SUCCC first.
The condition is that he has to defeat forty Undead knights of level 45 without equipping a weapon, which is simple for his as his race is specialized in physical defense and his attack Power can be compensated using a cash shop item which will give a power boost for thirty hours. - Djabilong15dReplied to AshlesSmiley
Worry not, citizen! I've played through entire X-Change series when it came out - I know what I'm doing here. Now put on this dress and wig, there's no time to explain.
ROB: Yes, you can. You have three wish rights, and if you try to make infinite wishes, I'll send you to "Boku no Pico". Don't try to fool me, understood, son? - Djabilong15dReplied to Azathoth_PlotGod
Become boipreggo and give birth to my children!
The condition is that he has to defeat forty Undead knights of level 45 without equipping a weapon, which is simple for his as his race is specialized in physical defense and his attack Power can be compensated using a cash shop item which will give a power boost for thirty hours. - Djabilong15dReplied to Azathoth_PlotGod
Azzy... Come here then~
The condition is that he has to defeat forty Undead knights of level 45 without equipping a weapon, which is simple for his as his race is specialized in physical defense and his attack Power can be compensated using a cash shop item which will give a power boost for thirty hours. - Djabilong17dReplied to Azathoth_PlotGod
Azzy, will you be my mommy for tonight?~
The condition is that he has to defeat forty Undead knights of level 45 without equipping a weapon, which is simple for his as his race is specialized in physical defense and his attack Power can be compensated using a cash shop item which will give a power boost for thirty hours. - Djabilong17dReplied to Azathoth_PlotGod
That's not true! The only things "My Name is Mayo" took from me was a 99 cents and my virginity. She never called me back... ;w;
The condition is that he has to defeat forty Undead knights of level 45 without equipping a weapon, which is simple for his as his race is specialized in physical defense and his attack Power can be compensated using a cash shop item which will give a power boost for thirty hours. - Djabilong17dReplied to Hunter2714
Shortswords are ~2.6 lbs, but warscythes are 8+ lbs, big, bulky and with messed up balance. That is neither small nor light - they are in the same weight category as spears/polearms/staffs.
SMALL WEAPONS:10/100(swords , daggers , spears , scythes basically not extremely heavy weapons) - Djabilong17dReplied to wolfzsong_h
You know EXACTLY why you have it.
And this time, it's not the writers giving supervillains a revolving door to fit them into a storyline. It's real-life corruption. Currently, I'm walking to Goth Mart, which I assumed was this world's version of Walmart. - Djabilong18dReplied to Honoured_Writer
Then observe closely and feast your eyes...
Hmm, as I open my eyes again, I feel covered in liquid and realize I'm in my mother's womb because there's another baby next to me, and I'm not stupid to not realize this while my memories are with me. Anyway, it seems we have plenty of time to wait, so why not try something? - Djabilong18dReplied to No0BxD
Hey, at least I wasn't molested as a child. Did your orifice heal up properly btw?
{View Earth - Earth} An earth spell allowing me to sense things from the perspective of the ground. If it's on the ground I can see it as long as it's in a 5-kilometre range. - Djabilong18dReplied to Primordial_VoidFoxHmm, where is this? Why is everywhere dark? Where am I? Have I been kidnapped? Then I remember, there is no reason for me to be kidnapped. If my family knew I was kidnapped, they wouldn't care. So, I don't think they would waste their time with someone like me.