Retreat Of The Lost - Synopsis

I truly do think that everybody has lost their god damned mind on this planet.

I mean, we've got people dressing up as bats, flying around in their underwear at supersonic speeds as well as mythical gods becoming a reality and no one thinks it's weird, they just keep going on with their everyday normal lives!

And when just 1 of these people can flatten an entire city I think I have the right to go live in a bunker in the middle of nowhere and not be called an eccentric crack pot!

I told you I am not INSANE!!!

It might cost a lot, I might be a tad lonely, but heck I'm still alive and free, no worries in the world.

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*BANG!*

WTF!

Why the hell did one of them crash land outside my house!

Wait, it's a nice looking blonde, OMG is that supergirl?!

My eyes drifted down... my god she's grown.

*Slap*

No bad mind.

I can just help her, she one of the good supers, after 30 minutes she'll be up and about and on her way, no fuss no muss, and I'll get back to my care free life.

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No you can't stay here!

Who the heck do you think you are!

Bitch I'm telling you you can't…. *Urk*

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As I gasped for air after being dropped to the ground I stared up at the woman walking into my house I couldn't help but mumble as I watched her hips sway back and forth.

"You're not supergirl are you."

Of course she heard that and turned around, giving me a small smirk as she made her way inside.

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No you cannot bring any of your accomplices over!

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THIS IS NOT A RETREAT FOR YOU ALL TO CRASH!!!!!

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All I wanted to do was avoid super powered beings, now I can't get rid of them!