Chapter 29
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Chapter 29
"Mmm~" Baby 5 moan a little as she woke up from her sleep, she rub her eye and look up seeing that her Daddy is still talking to that strange uncle.
"Oh? You woke up? Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?" Yuuto ask with a gentle smile the moment she wake up
"Daddy, I'm not always hungry all the time" she pouted when she heard her Daddy ask if she's hungry. He always ask that everytime she come to him that she thought her daddy see her as a pet sometimes.
"Hahaha okay, okay." He pat her head to ease her down as Baby 5 enjoying the pat. Yuuto attention turn back to the snail and ask " Is there anything else Ray?"
"Except for that, there's nothing else. Keep the checkpoint close to you incase Mikoto and Kushina want to come" Rayleigh said as he thought for a moment if there's something else he need to tell him, there's still many thing he want to talk about but that's nothing 'urgent' to hurry about.
At this moment Rayleigh suddenly felt like he downgrade himself as a messenger boy making him depress a little.
Yuuto want to says goodbye when he heard the door on the other side open roughly garner a little 'Eekk' from Rayleigh, 'What the hell is Rayleigh doing alone in a room just to call him? Am I some sort of his mistress or something?' was Yuuto thought but he soon understand and give a sage nod.
"What the FUCK TOMMY!!! Can't you see I'm shitting right here, Do you want to die?" Rayleigh yell at the person who intrude his privacy moment
"You didn't even lock the door you c*nt" Tommy retort back, but he keep his mouth shut when he twist the door knob only to feel that it's really lock. He decide to change the topic
"Anyway we have code red emergency here, we need your help" Tommy said urgently
"…. What's more important than my 'emergency' dammit" he look directly at Tommy eye before saying " And can you get the fuck out? I need to wash" he pick up his sword beside him and slash at Tommy who evade it easily and get out of the toilet
A moment later Rayleigh got out of the toiler looking fresh, Tommy give him a side glance as he look at the flip phone on Rayleigh hand.
"Didn't you need to hang up first?"
" Oh shit" he in a rush accidently push the loudspeaker button not the end call button since he already finish what he want to talk, as the loudspeaker button is being press they can hear an 'argument' on the other side of the call.
"Daddy, you should punish that uncle. He's doing BAD thing" Daddy said in stern voice as she put her hand on her hip and looking up to Yuuto. Her voice exaggerated a little when it come to the 'bad' part
" As I said before, there's nothing BAD about that. If you want to poo you can poo, if you want to poo while talking you can also do that. Even Daddy sometimes sing while pooing, it's a therapist for some people" Yuuto said helplessly, while patting her head. They already on it for sometimes now as Baby 5 is hell bent for him to punish that BAD uncle.
"But…. But, Buggy-nii said that it was a bad thing and only he can do it because he's 'Basass'(badass) " she still want to argue but then she quickly cover her mouth and look left and right before leaning in and whisper to Yuuto "Don't tell Buggy-nii I said that or he will not give me cookies anymore"
Yuuto mouth twitch violently as he heard that, he look at the direction of the running clown and felt satisfied when he see that he was crying and begging for Shanks and Mihawk to stop chasing him. Although he was sure that either Shanks or Mihawk is serious about hurting him, they just do it to torture buggy and satisfied their sadistic side.
He then turn back to Baby 5
"What he is implying is "Shit-Talking" not 'talking while shitting' or more commonly known as "Trash-talking", it's a very powerful weapon that can make enemy die from coughing out blood. So in this UNCLE case, he is not "Shit-talking" he is 'talking while shitting'" Yuuto answer sagely
"What's the different?" she tilted her head in confusion, her hand still on her hips…. She look cute posing like an angry mom
" Hmm do you want an example?" seeing that she nod her head he continue " Let's say I want to trash talk, first I will start with something personal like…. " his expression turn disdain as he look at Baby 5
"You child of a whore, how dare you show your face in front of me. Take your tiny leg and scram from here"
Well….. maybe he went a bit too far as Baby 5 eye start to well up in tears before she cry pitifully. But…. Wasn't she suppose to cough out blood and fell to her knees?
"WAAAAAHHHH, DADDY!!!! Don't hate me" she jump to Yuuto as he caught her flying figure. He went a 'little' too far on the kid, well she ask for an example and he gave it honestly.
"There, there. It was just an example, how can I hate my cute, beautiful, darling baby girl" He kiss her cheek both side repeatedly making her stop crying as she look in his eye with puffy red eyes
"Really?"
"Really"
"Really? Really?"
"Really, Really"
"Do you love me?"
"I love you soooooo much"
"Are you lying?
"Of course not" Yuuto answer with honest smile
"Really?"
"Really"
"Really? Really?"
"Really, Really" Yuuto nod repeatedly
"Really? Really? Rea-" Before this cycle of Q&A can go on too who know how many round (not that Yuuto mind it) Rayleigh cough interrupt them
"*Cough* Sorry too interrupt but I just want to say Goodbye?" Rayleigh said awkwardly as he heard the conversation Yuuto had with his daughter revolving around him shitting
"Hmph" Baby 5 harumph angrily, she will make sure that if she see this uncle in real life she will put a hole on his body for daring to interrupt her moment with her Daddy.
"Wait, is that the Big Boss?" Tommy who is previously in daze hearing Yuuto talking shit to a child wake up and snatch the phone on Rayleigh hand.
"Oh? Is that you Tommy kid? How are you doing?" Yuuto ask happily, he hasn't met the kid for almost 10 years now and kinda miss him a little.
"Haha I'm doing fine Big b-" Tomy rib the back of his head before stopping himself "Wait, Greetings later. We have a problem here"
"Huh? It's not my problem, I already retired 60 years ago Tommy. If anything Mikoto can handle it" as Tommy said this there can be hear a sound of explosion from the distance.
"Shit" he exclaim and 'look' beyond the door and curse " It's not our problem either, well part of it yes. But most of it is your"
"???" Yuuto made a confuse face and lick his cigarette away after taking a deep puff "What do you mean?" Baby 5 beside him asking for a kiss which he give on her forehead making the girl smile happily
"The Old Hag, she come here searching for you after seeing that you already left the kingdoms. Someone snitch on us and tell her where we are, and she team up with Kushina after she woke up to search for you" Tommy said gravely
"Ha… Ha…." Yuuto chuckle nervously before he quickly end the call.
He then between Buggy and Shanks and quickly knock them out before carrying them on his shoulder. He turn his head to Mihawk who look confuse as to why his sensei knock them out before saying
"Set the tent up, Buggy and Shanks will take a while before the wake up. And prepare for any visitor" Mihawk just nod and didn't question anything before quickly do what he is ask too.
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"Mom?! Dad!? Where are you?s A child around the age of 4 with red hair and a cute innocent face rub his sleepy eye and look around the bed before he said softly
Not finding anyone in the room he got out of his bed and run toward the door and open it. He peek his head out of the room and glance around, but all he can see is dark and silent surrounding
"Hmm? Is Mom and Dad taking a pee?" he said questionably, today is one of those day where the boy can sleep with his parents so, when he woke up suddenly to found out that both parents are gone, of course he start to become curious
As he was about to walk outside the room, suddenly the ground beneath him start to shake violently making the boy lose is footing and fall to his back.
"MOM!? DAD!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" The boy by now start to panic, and quickly got up and run toward the upper deck. He is now inside a ship, and as long as he can remember most of his life is in a ship sailing through the sea because of his father business.
As he pass through the many room, a door suddenly open and another child walk out of the room around the same age as the first one looking sleepy as he rub his eye. He look around and spot the boy running at his directions.
"Shanks?" He tilted his head and ask " Is there a party up there?"
Shanks pause his step before and look at the new incomer
"I don't know Buggy. I will check it first, you can continue sleeping" Shanks said as continue making his way, buggy just stare at shanks back blankly before get back to his room.
As he running faster and faster to reach the upperdeck and look at what the situation outside, his mind is cycling to many possible scenario of what happening outside and who attack them base on what he read in Uncle Benjamin papers/ document.
But as he reach outside what he saw is beyond what he can imagine. A shadowy figure that he can't see clearly stood tall flying above the ship with an army of thousands all floating behind that figure, he can't see clearly the face of that figure, but one thing for sure is that it as if it was staring directly at him.
He never saw a war before but, if this situation can be explain in one word then War it is. All around he could see and heard is the sound of a gun and sword clashing.
"Young BOSS!!! What are you doing here?" A skeleton appear on his right exclaim as he run to pick him up, but someone move faster than that man as a Beautiful red hair women pick him up first
"Honey, what are you doing up here? Aren't you suppose to be sleeping right now?" The woman caress the boy cheek gently as she said those word
"Shanks, go back inside." Suddenly a man also with a red hair appear beside them and said simply with serious tone while holding a sword.
"Mom, Dad. Is everything alright?" the boy said, concern.
" Everything is fine Honey, get inside first it's not safe here" she turn to her side and said " Escort shanks inside"
"Yes lady boss" the man quickly grab shanks with his skeleton arm and run toward the door to lower deck
But not even half way there, the shadowy figure that he felt stare at him earlier and was fighting with his father with 50 others of his army began to change his movement and rush at him faster than his father can intercept.
"Watch OUT!!!!" he heard his father scream in panic as he saw the figure is coming on his direction. Shanks eye widen in fear as he saw that the figure is coming closer and closer with his large claw open in thrusting motions
As the boy close his eye awaiting for the incoming death…
*STAB*
He slowly open his eye when he heard that, but he wish he didn't. Because right in front of him is now stand still the body of his mother facing him giving him a weak smile that has a hole on it. The skeleton arm lose grip and has his mouth wide open for a moment but fasten his hold on Shanks and continue making his escape.
He has receive his order and he plan to complete it
"MOOOOOOMMMM!!!!" that was the last thing he see before everything turn dark.
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