61 | Lightweight
11:30pm
: lo ok a d ogg !!
: That's a raccoon, my love.
: guy ss look a m prettyy lady!!!
: [blurryimageoflena.jpeg]
: s shall i gi ve heer me number??!?!??!
: wo w! the world isspin ning fast er than yousual!
: She's underestimated the strength of alien rum again.
: but she only had one glass...
: that shit's like forty percent for her
: and she's a total lightweight
: oooh i wanna try!
: wynonna! you'll die!
: a swinggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
: ...that's literally just a chair
: gren grass!!!!
: That's sand.
: t he sunnnn!!!!!
: the moon
: lemo n aideee!!!
: kara that is not hygienic
: mmmm see wead garnishhshhs!!!!
: sa llll ty flav ourururr!!!!!!
: she just filled her wine glass with sea water and chugged it
: fi vevev starzzz!!!! :):):):):):))))
: i loo ve new yorkk!! !!!
: jesus dude how strong was that stuff because damn
12:03am
: rose has had a bit much to drink so we're going home btw
: also she totally didn't throw seven wine glasses over the balcony
: all in one go
: uh oh
: is peter drunk?
: Peter is what.
: idk he's just swaying more than usual
: okay I've managed to wrangle rosie and shove her in a taxi
: i think it's him and those teenagers over by the cupcake table
: ugh i wish i was good at sneaking alcohol
: looks like he's made friends though
12:07am
: okay has anyone seen wynonna
: she's disappeared for the past half hour
: Uh oh, Veronica has also been gone for a while.
: yeah uhhh i would avoid dark cupboards if possible
: unless you want to stab your eyes out with a rusty spork
: update: i've fed kara some cupcakes, the carbs should soak up the alcohol in her system
: oh nvm, she's now comparing bicep size with zack and vasquez
: i'm having flashbacks to that party roulette and lena had last year
: what up nerds, heard you were looking for me?
: uh no but while you're here, we're almost out of scotch soooooo
: done and done
: and i ca nn fly!!! wo w ! !!
: h ow am i fly i ng????
: fuck
: quick get her before she reveals her secret to the entire world
: i can be a soup
: so op er
: her o
: almost got it little danvers
: souper hhe row
: supper
: almost
: alskdhfhkf lakjjs djjdkdks
: i think she drunkenly stumbled
: Okay, I've lured her onto the roof with cupcakes, away from prying eyes.
: Oh fuck.
: J'onn, I need backup!
: holy shit why kara
12:17am
: okay i'm not that drunk rose you can unstuff me from the taxi
: okay never mind maybe i am drunk
: is that kara danvers flying???
: wait what
: weelll i m see ing dooble of every thi ng sooo may bee
: Haha, no. Kara Danvers isn't flying.
: are ya sure?? looks like kara to me??
: oh wow i think not-kara just got tackled by something
: is it a drag onion
: a dragon?
: that what's i sa ys
: See? Kara has both feet on the ground.
: okay fine maybe i was drunk as fuck okay rose you can re-stuff me into the taxi now
: fuck sake roseanne
12:22am
: Some people saw her flying but I convinced them that they were just drunk.
: wh yy am i so stromg
: KARA STOP CRUSHING BEER BOTTLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
: it's okay i have hand cuffs
: uhhh why do you have handcuffs at a party
: for whenever the opportunity arises ;)
: also i'm a cop
: but mostly the first one ;)
: agh please stop
: okay i've cuffed her to the railing on the roof
: fuck never mind i forgot about super strength
: and that was my good pair!
: i've got a pair too
: i'm coming up
: do i also want to know why you have handcuffs at a party too
: dude i'm a cop
: but also yes when the opportunity arises
: nope nope nope
: oh woowwww such a pr etty bra celet!!! !! asdfkfjjf
: uh oh still got super strength
: damn that was also my good pair
~~~A/N
Oh fuck it's been a hot minute huh?
Lol my bad it's been four months and I do apologise for that. However I do want to say thank you wonderful people for 77k!!!
I hope you've enjoyed this dose of crack and I have no clue when the next one will be out (whenever inspiration strikes me I guess??)
I also hope you've had a nice winter and happy new year!
Love you guys!!