62 | Kombucha

12:46pm

: hey lena how's lunch going with alex and maggie?

: It's going well! The pasta is so good.

: yeah you guys are at my favourite Italian place!

: I'll be right back, they want to tell me something.

: :)

: Alex and Maggie are having a baby oh my gODDD!!!!!

: surprise!!!

: I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!

: me too!! we're gonna be such great aunts!!!

: First thing I'll do is teach this kid chess. Maybe I'll finally have an opponent who actually understands the game.

: i don't want to kill the horses!!

: Kara darling, they're meant to be knights. Also, they're not real...

: they're shaped like horsies lena

: i refuse to be mean to the animals!!

: ...

: Babe, I fucking love you so much.

: Even if you do refuse to play chess properly.

: i love you too!!

: even if you do like the taste of horrible kombucha!!

: It's good for you!

: good for pouring down the sink more like

: Take that back.

: hmm but i speak the truth

: Kara, you take that back right now.

: but lena it tastes like sewage water

: Should I be concerned that you know what sewage water tastes like?

: And it's not that bad, Kara!

: i wouldn't give it to my worst enemy

: But you drank the whole glass and asked for seconds when I dragged you to that fermentation place two years ago!

: ... we weren't dating yet and i kinda...

: Wanted to kinda what?

: impress you because our friendship was new and i just wanted you to like me

: Oh wow. That's... Kara, I really wanted a friendship with you too, you didn't have to try and impress me you know! If anything I wanted to impress you too...

: well i'm glad it worked then because we became best friends!!

: Yes, until you came clean on our second date and outright insulted it...

: Hmm, maybe I shouldnt have gone on a third date... knowing that you are both a kombucha and kale hater.

: :(

: I'm only kidding my love [3

: :)

: But please for the love of god Kara, just eat one vegetable today.

: ... maybe

: KARA

4:22pm

: soooo alex and maggie

: anything you wish to share with the group?

: that i'm going to kick your ass? yeah that

: i don't believe that's correct

: i shall bestow upon them, the information

: why of course, milady

: right guys we're thinking of having a baby

: cool

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: wait you guys all knew??? before me? even my own boyfriend? james!!

: winn man you can't keep a secret also we thought it'd be funny making you think you know something you though no one else did

: and those guys only found out earlier today anyway sooo

: yeah yeah i don't care anymore you gUYS ARE HAVING A KID I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!

: yeah we're super excited too!!

: wait where's roulette and wynonna, they would've made an appearance by now

: they're still on their honeymoon and the apartment is amazingly quiet

: wait they don't live together?

: i think they're looking at places to move in together

: oh man they don't even live together, think of all the chaos they'll cause when they eventually do

: ANYWAY BACK TO ALEX AND MAGGIE HAVING A BABY AND ME BEING AN UNCLE!!!

: I'M SO EXCITED I MAY PASS OUT

: winn please stop flapping your arms, you're making the other agents concerned

: anddd he's passed out

: is he more excited about this kid more than us

: lol send a pic

~~~A/N

Hellooooo wonderful people!! We've hit over 100k holy wow that's amazing guys!!!

Eh idk I feel like this chapter's a bit all over the place but let me know what you think!

Anyways gave you guys a bit more supercorp!!

I hope you guys are staying safe!