48 | The Funky Chicken

7:56pm

: guys please tell me you're alright after all that screaming through the portal

: yeah we're good, i just did it for dramatic effect

: oh okay good then

: make sure you're on the right earth

: zordon is angry so we're definitely back!

: zordon?

: wall dad

: that is very informative thank you

: ewwww is that a sticky cotton candy stick in my pocket??!!

: karma's a bitch

: trini! come on!

: it was kim too!

: hey don't drag me into this!

: i'm going to throw it into your hair now

: ahh it feels good to be back

: except i'm still mothering four hyperactive children

: at least billy's asleep

: zack you dick!

: i'm going to use this fucking stick and ram it up your fucking ass taylor!

: oh fuck

: oh jeez

: should i stop her?

: ...

: nah

8:00pm

: Oh you've fixed the window.

: eh it wasn't that hard, i only broke two more after the first one

: What.

: just eat your pastries and drink your coffee

: Why are there two wheelbarrows filled with shattered glass in my office?

: oh shit hold on

: Thank you.

9:07pm

: why the fuck is there a wheelbarrow of glass in our house

: it's even got a pink sparkly bow on it why

: aw i love pink!

: rosie i swear i'm going to poison his coffee one day

9:34pm

: peter would you like to explain to me why there is glass in my bathtub

: exfoliating scrub

: disclaimer: please don't actually use it as a scrub because i am a decent person hence i look out for your health

: well then what the hell do i do with it

: sculpture

8:52am

: dude i'm bored let's get drinks

: it's 8am

: almost 9!

: i'll go with you

: my date cancelled on me cause she had to buy cat food

: i'm like ninety percent sure she doesn't have a cat

: guys haven't you learned what happens when you go for drinks with roulette from last time?

: drinking with roulette does not end well

: just because you cried about how beautiful lena is while intoxicated last time

: ...

: you know what, i'll come too! ruby's at school so i'll supervise again

: basically i want to film your drunk asses and use it to blackmail you in the future

: damn i should have filmed kara rambling/crying about how great lena is

: oh don't you think i don't have blackmail material on you too sammy

: i have a video of you doing the funky chicken to some nicki minaj song on top of the bar from last time so try me

: holy shit show us

: It scarred me so deeply that it was the only thing I remembered from that day.

: WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF THAT SAMANTHA ARIAS

: just saying that i have it...

: And I unfortunately have it burned into my brain forever.

: now i can't get the image of veronica sinclair doing the funky chicken out of my head hELP