49 | Inappropriate Flirting

3:42pm

: kiera, can you please dangle morgan edge off of a building please

: he is being a stupid old white man

: i'm not sure i should miss grant

: ah right i forgot about your superhero code of not hurting civilians but you see you're not exactly hurting him...

: miss grant i'm sorry but i'm not going to dangle morgan edge off of a building no matter how much he annoys me and everyone else

: well then i'm sure one of your friends will do it then, after all you are a group of delinquents

: any takers?

: i'll do it

: i've always wanted to throw that piece of shit off a skyscraper

: ah yes but please don't kill or hurt him

: we only want to shake him a little

: wow this one is a screamer

: that was quick

: what can i say i work fast ;)

: stop flirting with my boss

: what about you kara? you like it fast? ;)

: oh rao

: Back off she's mine.

: aw you're so protective

: Well She is my girlfriend who I love very very much. [3

: as if i'd date kara anyway, she's too sunny sorry danvers you're not my type

: Good because she is MINE.

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5:12pm

: hi when did we get a glass swan in our lunch room

: oh i made it

: wow you can do glass work?

: what can i say? i am a very skilled individual

: this is when pam would say 'i would know' and then add a ;)

: ah pam, such a gem

: oh so you did make a sculpture out of it!

: well it wasn't like i had a choice

: well you could have not made it?

: but my glass furnace was staring at me to use it

: okay then

6:58pm

: hey roulette i have a gift for you

: sure what is it

: [thefunkychicken.mp3]

: fuck you

: sorry but i'm already taken

: shut up

: can we please just have a normal dinner for once?

: these potatoes are shaped like miniature rainbows? but they're real tasty

: we eat the gay in this household

: 'we eat the gays' if you know what i mean ;)

: a noRMAL DINNER IS ALL THAT I ASK FOR

: jusT A NORMAL DINNER

: jesus alex stop choking

: i'm fine i'm fine

: eaten a gay before haven't you? ;)

: Jesus Christ.

: and she's choking again come on babe

: all good... all good

: honestly it kinda sounds like cannibalism

: as if larger gays consume and digest whole bodies of smaller gays

: sam are you alright?

: i am a-okay

: hey where did the entire bottle of red wine go?

: hey don't look at me!

: me consume wine like large gays eat small gay

: okay sam let's get you home