09 | Platonic Flowers

6:34pm

: hey kara have you seen rose and rosie's new video?

: i haven't yet

: why?

: well you know how they work in l-corp's labs for lena?

: yeah? i bring them coffee when i visit

: the video is about shipping lena with a certain blonde reporter

: they left out names but it was kind of obvious who they were talking about

: the video also featured every employee in l-corp including jess the secretary

: seriously

: if the roses ship it then it must be fate

: THERE IS HOPE

: i'm actually on my way to l-corp now to bring lena dinner so i'll talk to you later

6:47pm

: kara has entered the building

: to see miss luthor no doubt

: do you think they've seen the video?

: You've gone through with it haven't you.

: *innocently smiles*

: it's a great video

: top notch entertainment

: kara is here miss

: Fantastic. Please show her in.

: the way you use your grammar makes everything seem like you're always pissed or sarcastic

: it's kind of scary

: Would you rather I didn't use full stops and instead use exclamation points?

: 'Fantastic! Please show her in!'

: the answer is yes miss luthor

8:34pm

has created a chat named

added to the chat

: lena

: Yes, Veronica?

: i was watching your dinner date with kara from afar today

: What?

: i think you like her

: i can smell gay from a mile away

: How on earth did you see us?

: i was on the roof of the building opposite l-corp

: duh

: sooooooooo

: do you like her?

: come on, i'm your best friend!

: you also sent her a shit ton of flowers

: They're platonic flowers, Veronica.

: [smirkingemoji]

: FINE!

: I HAVE A BIG GAY CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND AHHH FUCK

: whAT DO I DOO

: shit you know she's serious if she's abandoned all grammar

: veroNICA

: who else knows about this big gay crush?

: Maggie, Alex, and probably all of L-Corp.

: l-corp

: Well the Roses work here so I don't know what I expected.

: oh yeah

: that vid was about you and kara

: i'm gonna thank them personally

6:56am

: i have something to tell you guys

: better get that money ready sawyer

: me and james are dating

: BOOM

: HA I WON

: ...

: babe

: wait you guys knew?

: duh

: here's your cash danvers

: and you bet on us wow

: well we actually bet on who would tell us first and i said winn

: congratulations guys!

: anyone want to date me

: seeing this makes me lonely and sad

: drinks later? ;)

: it's 7 in the morning guys

: sure thing ;)

: those winky faces are slightly unsettling