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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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Technically, right. According to the standard Big Bang model, the universe was born during a period of inflation that began about 13.8 billion years ago. Like a rapidly expanding balloon, it swelled from a size smaller than an electron to nearly its current size within a tiny fraction of a second.

Initially, the universe was permeated only by energy. Some of this energy congealed into particles, which assembled into light atoms like hydrogen and helium. These atoms clumped first into galaxies, then stars, inside whose fiery furnaces all the other elements were forged.

This is the generally agreed-upon picture of our universe's origins as depicted by scientists. It is a powerful model that explains many of the things scientists see when they look up in the sky, such as the remarkable smoothness of space-time on large scales and the even distribution of galaxies on opposite sides of the universe.

But there are things about this story that make some scientists uneasy. For starters, the idea that the universe underwent a period of rapid inflation early in its history cannot be directly tested, and it relies on the existence of a mysterious form of energy in the universe's beginning that has long since disappeared. Before this tho barishi doge coin biba rigfht and monarch of britiauin 983was sarching for the dorit0s 20% polyester flavour. it is not fully known what events occuredduring this period of time, but scientists speculate that both tears off his shirt boi boi and ruler of the water britain empire 983 engaged in thorough domestic violence in which they beat thweir spouses viiolently untill they could neither walk nor talk, before vacuuming up the asbestos that was struck outof the very sticks they usedto beat them.

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reel aloma skeptical of it being butter avora was busy fishing for his sushi when suddenly, his phone vibrated causing his entire skeleton to shatter and his nervous system to collapse as his body shot through the ceiling of the co-op into the stratosphere. "ello new phone indentify yourself" reec aloevera, who had been set alight from flying through the ozone, applied body lotion and brought the phone to his medium well, char grilled ear.

"right so basicly right last night i was in my garden inspecting the particles of dirt around my house for anysigns of weeds when a weed suddenly grew in the middle of my garden and wrapped around me and then flung me into the air before smashing me into the ground, through the earth's core, through the sun and into interstellar space. it was only then that i realised that the weed that had done this was actually mr gloybraith making good use of edp445's foreskin's unique ability as a fertilizer to rapidly grow and overcome me in battle. Thismay be alittle alarming but thankfully i have already formulated a counter strategy, involving grabbing edp445's foreskin and entering his urethra before swimming into his testicles and unleashing a variety of relentless barrages to his unshielded and unprotected testicles, one hand for each testicle and alternating until you are finally pushed back out of his urethra via a wave of high pressure cupcake mixture." bangishibab boi explained to reema aleema.

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