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The Last Kryptonian

When the beautiful and sarcastic Alexandra Black dies she expected to go straight to a very hot place instead some asshole decided it was funny it stick her into the Twilight universe in a Kryptonian body. Chaos and hilarity ensues. ________________________________________________ Or in which a cynical and sarcastic lesbian assassin is stuck into the body of a female version of Clark Kent in a fucked up amalgamation of Twilight, the Nasuverse, and Marvel. ..... Yeah, it doesn’t go too well for the rest of the word. [Cover is made by the amazing author Reality, go check out her fanfic 'Throne of Time'] Discord: https://discord.gg/4j4yC6EEK8

Lord_Shiva_ · Livros e literatura
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School

Close your eyes.

Imagine you're a normal human being

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Easy right?

Now imagine you being a highly trained cold-blooded assassin that went through numerous battles that killing and fighting became second nature.

Now imagine that same combat-hardened, cynical, sarcastic, cold-blooded assassin waking up with the power to literally destroy the universe in her hands.

Yeah...you could almost hear the universe holding it's metaphorical breath.

Now imagine that same assassin now having to go to school.

And the universe shook with terror.

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Alexandria is many things.

Beautiful. Astoundingly so now. Cold-hearted. Cynical. Sarcastic, undeniably one of the best martial artists out there, and a very hard working woman.

After all, you don't get a name like the Dark Queen no matter how many times she cringed because of how cringeworthy that name was, by sitting on your ass sipping cocktails.

But a good student? She was not.

Of course, being a government-sanctioned assassin requires you to be intelligent doubly so for the highest-ranking assassin being Alexandria. Hence why she has multiple Ph.D.'s and doctorates in multiple fields, whilst also being multilingual for obvious reasons. So while being highly intelligent and educated she was not a genius, after all, while her academic accomplishments are impressive they aren't impossible to achieve for someone of average intelligence if they worked hard enough.

Of course, someone like her going to high school would be a breeze, but imagine sacrificing years of your life to get multiple degrees only to have that taken away from you and then thereafter be forced into high school to start from scratch.

Easy? Obviously. A hassle and an insult? Indeed it is.

Not to mention the same high school she is going to houses 5 sparkly vampires seriously how is anybody supposed to take them seriously when they sparkle in the sun?

It doesn't matter of course that now since she is a Kryptonian she has an intelligence greater then any human could ever achieve.

School is still school even for a reincarnated assassin/Kryptonian goddess. God this feels like a wish-fulfillment already.

That's why sitting in her beat-up Ford F-150 truck(Black thankfully). That her ' mother' got for her from the life insurance that they got from her 'Dads' untimely death. Alexandria was driving towards Forks high school fuming.

Thankfully her getting Alexandria Kent's memories helped her from destroying the car by accidentally squeezing too hard or letting out twin beams of destruction from her eyes in anger.

Ahh nothing like having 16 years' worth of a person's memories jammed into your skull for you to be able to control how to walk without breaking the floor or the Earth itself.

Of course just because she knows everything there is about Alexandria Kent's doesn't mean that she is her. Alexandria Kent was a Girl Scout preaching peace, justice, and freedom for all and wouldn't hurt a fly even if it's killed the entirety of the human race...well maybe not that far....but the girl has a serious case of white knight complex that it's almost nauseating.

Alexandria Black, on the other hand, wouldn't hesitate to break someone's spine in half if they deserve it. So while she has female Superman powers, body and memories she isn't her and will never be her.

Of course, this doesn't mean she wasn't affected by Kent's memories, after all-seeing...Living..a person's life from when they were a toddler to young women will change a person's personality so while she doesn't view Martha Kent as her mother, she does feel a certain amount of protectiveness towards her. Though she wouldn't really lose any sleep if she died.

Tires rolling through asphalt. Rain sprinkling on her car's windshield which immediately got swept by the cards windshield wipers. Heater off because honestly, she didn't need it because her powers making her immune form pretty much everything, Alexandria made her way to the legal prison called school in utter annoyance.

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Forks Washington a small town with a relatively small population, located in the Olympic Peninsula of Washington one of the rainiest locations in the United States.

'I mean seriously it rains 212 days out of the year. I suppose for a vampire it would be like heaven, being able to walk in daylight without sparkling like Tinker Bell.' Alexandria thought sarcastically

Cruising through the parking lot of forks high school. Alexandria garnered a lot of attention.

After all, you don't normally see a new car by extension a new face in a town like forks where everybody knows everyone without drawing curious eyes.

Parking in front of the school. Alexandria cut off the engine of the car, gathered her school bag, and then proceeded to get out of the car course not without major attitude this being shown by slamming the car door whilst going out. Thankfully she had her powers under control otherwise the car would have flown off like a baseball going for a home run.

Of course, this didn't go unnoticed by the teenagers littering the parking lot. Honestly, the only reason they even cared enough to keep watching the car was because they are teenagers, and teenagers are mostly curious fuckers; not to mention this being a small town and you get curiouser fuckers.

Thus once Alexandria stepped out of the car all eyes were on her.

So you know how pretty much everyone except certain gigantic dogs worships the ground the Cullens walk on just because they are inhumanly beautiful? And the only reason why they stay the fucking away from them is that their animalistic instincts are literally screaming at them to skedaddle?

Well, except for a certain suicidal teenage girl with the emotion spectrum of a spoon that is.

So Alexandria someone who is so beautiful she puts Rosalie to shame, someone without the supernatural mambo jumbo aura thingy that makes humans stay the fuck way once they see a vampire.

Alexandria was pretty much eye candy to them.

Approachable eye candy.

Walking towards the main office to get her schedule Alexandria was in deep thought.

'Truthfully I'm not really mad that I got kidnapped to another reality, hell I'm even happy since I got the literally the power to destroy the planet multiple times over if I just punch the ground hard enough, I really don't have anything back home, no family no friends, not even a pet, just some acquaintances, work colleagues and friends with benefits. '

'However what I'm mad at is well first I got kidnapped reason enough to be mad, hell I killed for less, the second I got sent off without a fucking warning, third I got saddled with a 'parent' you know how fucking humiliating it is to have to listen to someone else when you can literally kill them in a hundred million ways Nevermind the fact that you're grown-ass women in a body of a teenager? That's not even mentioning using the powers I just got, I know every childish but man I was a badass assassin I got keep my image and having to listen to your mommy when tells you something doesn't really in-force that image'

Alexandria failed to mention though is that no one actually knew she was an assassin she just wanted to complain.

'Know where is the main off-'

"Hey! You're Alexandria Kent one of the new girls I'm Eric the eyes and ears of this place umm anything you need tour guy? lunch date? shoulder to cry on? Just as-'

Before she could finish with her sentence Alexandria was interrupted by a nauseatingly annoying voice.

Eric was an Asian young man with black hair, average features maybe even below average features with pale skin, and long black hair. He was wearing a blue shirt, regular pants, and black shoes holding a book in his left arm.

Interrupting him before he can finish his sentence just because she is petty like that.

" Yes I'm Alexandria, no, not even In you're dreams, and eww no. Good day bye"

Walking away without a second to look back Alexandria went right back to walking to the main office.

'Wait that book'

Using her newly acquired photographic memory even though she only got a glimpse of it Alexandria could still quite clearly remember the title of the book.

"The complete history of Captain America and The Howling Commandos"

'Ahh fuck can things get any worse'

'.....'

'...I just Invoked Murphy's law and fucked myself didn't I?'

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