"Honestly Just Why? "

'Fuck'

That was pretty much the only reaction one can have after a startling mind breaking revelation after literally realizing that now not only are they in a universe where Tinker Bell vampires who think that going to school every year would make them more human and where pedophilia is a thing with the Edward and Bella thing going on throughout the books, but they are also in the Marvel universe.

Just the first one by themselves should have made Alexandria shit herself in fear. Yeah, sure she was/is a badass assassin, BUT she was a badass HUMAN assassin. The fuck she supposed to do against vampires?

Vampires, that are quite literary invincible, are immune to every cliché vampire weakness in the book, who not to mention a select few have extra superpowers just because why the fuck not?

However, thankfully whoever kidnapped her to a different reality was generous(read: amused) enough to give her the body of a literal god...well goddess in this case.

A body that can quite literally get stronger exceptionally every nanosecond just from being under the sun.

That was why Alexandria didn't react much to being in the Twilight Universe when she got the memories of the previous Alexandria Kent.

I mean if you have the power to literally destroy the world, what are some vampires gonna do to you?

Now the problem here, however, is now she just got a hint that she was in the Marvel-verse in the form of the book Eric was holding.

A universe where there is quite literally a man who eats planets. Stones that can wipe half the universe with just a snap, literal gods, and a hundred of different universal level threats.

However that the book could have just been a book Eric bought since he was a portrayed as the nerdy type in the Twilight books, and that book could have just been just a Marvel-made book and that the Marvel universe actually doesn't exist here, and it was just a work of fiction.

Because of that uncertainty after getting her schedule from the main office Alexandria asked for directions to the library in order to research since she still had about 30 minutes until the first period.

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Sitting on an old and worn down chair Alexandria was typing away on an old school keyboard in front of a computer screen.

'In hindsight, it was stupid of me to assume that I'm just in the Twilight universe, it is correct at least based on Alexandria memories that Metropolis, Gotham, and Smallville and the rest of the D.C comics cities don't actually exist and are instead replaced by the real-life version of those cities I should have assumed that since I'm here, in a Kryptonian body none the less that this isn't just the Twilight universe.'

'Now let's see, what should I search for. I can't search for S.H.I.E.L.D or any person connected to them since that would be just me waving a big ass flag with the words. 'Hey! I'm a suspicious person, searching for a spy organization that isn't supposed to exist come to get me!' Can't search for Hydra either for the same reasons but worse, I can search for Captain America though since he is a historical figure'

Doing just that Alexandria searched up Captain America, and lo and behold the screen changed to the image of Captain America, his supposed date of death, his age, and other information related to him, not to mention the hundreds of thousands of articles, books, and discussion boards surrounding him.

'Hmm this confirms that I'm in the Marvel-verse too, or at least that some Marvel characters exist here, more research would have to be done to confirm this, not to mention If I am in the marvel universe which universe am I in? And what if other universes exist in this universe if the Twilight verse and the Marvel one are connected?'

Going off a hunch started entred a couple of specific keywords into the search engine, words that wouldn't raise any red flags to anyone on the other side. "So far the only I have found is that Fuyuki City exists, which by extension means the one of the Fate series or maybe all of them exist in some capacity also, I also have to keep in mind other works of fiction that use real-life geographical cities, since there is no real way to differentiate between them and reality, so there may be other universe jammed in this one too.'

'Honestly just why? who the fuck comes up with this shit?'

Sighing Alexandria glanced at her wrist were a sleek sliver watch rested upon it and looked up at the time, seeing that she has 3 minutes before first-period class starts. Alexandria powered down the computer, picked up her bag, and left. Promising herself to lookup more stuff once she has time to do so.

'Time to meet, Tinker Bell Vampires'

---------------------- (2 Hours earlier with the Cullens) (Narrator POV)

The Cullens were an interesting 'family'. I say a family with quotation marks since none of them were actually related hell Jasper is older than Esme his supposed mother.

However, they were a family in every sense of the word other than blood, they argued with each, say mean shit that seems unforgivable at times yet they still forgive each other, they would kill anyone that threatens one of them, and they love each other unconditionally.

Well, that's if you ignore that most of them are fucking each other too.

While I say most, only two of them really had no one.

Carlisle had Esme, Alice had Jasper, Emmett had Rosalie, yet two Edythe and Edward had no one.

It's not like they were socially inept(well maybe Edward is that dude is creepy), or god forbid ugly. Just the opposite really Edythe was the most beautiful of the bunch even more beautiful then Rosalie, and Edward at the risk of me the Narrator sounding gay(Nothing wrong with that of course), doesn't look half bad.

But what do I know? I'm just a Narrator who fucked the fourth wall so bad it couldn't walk straight anymore.

Anyways, as I was saying. Edward and Edythe had no one, the reason why they had no one even after living for more than a hundred years was because of how vampires have a certain something called mating(god that sounds like I'm talking about dogs).

Mating or Soul mates is something everyone has, even humans do they just have no way of knowing so, however, there are signs one can take to identify one's soul mate like for example, love at first sight or when sometimes when two people meet and hit off instantly, but creatures; magical creatures like werewolves and vampires are so far more evolved than humans that all they need to do is just to look at a person and they would know instantly who their soul mates are.

Because of this neither Edyhe or Edward ever thought of courting someone else, or even having a one night stand, they wanted to wait for their true love so to speak(cough..bunch of hundred-year-old virgins I tell ya...cough....wizards...cough)

That's why when Alice gasped suddenly and got dreamy-eyed telltale signs of her experience a vision. Everyone's attention was instantly on her. After all, Alice doesn't have visions every day or at least forced visons.

Sitting across the room from Alice, Edythe using her telepathy her gift, same as her brother tuned in to Alice's vision, something her brother did too(nosy motherfuckers), something she and her brother do all the time, because of that she wasn't expecting much really, Alice vision could sometimes be about how a certain person would die, or about what the next fashion line up will look like.

So it was with great surprise and embarrassment that she found herself in Alice's vision half-naked on a bed while a gorgeous woman was kissing her.

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