I, the immortal emperor, transmigrated and experienced high school!

This realm is truly unique. This weird contraption called 'a bus' is operated without it using any Qi. Sure the concept isn't that unique as it is just a big box that brings people somewhere like a carriage. But for mere mortals to find a way to create something like this is something I never could have imagined.

Stepping into the 'bus' I see a middle-aged man steering it as he just waves me through looking a bit annoyed.

"Come on Kid I don't have all day!" He says as he closes the door and drives off once I get in. 'Hmpf the nerve on that guy, to treat me like that! I'll make sure to remember this!' I think as I walk down the aisle looking for a spot.

Looking around I quickly spot George, this body's only friend. George is what they call a 'nerd' in earthling speech. He's quite pale and looks scrawny just like the body I'm in. However, if there is one irredeemable feat about George it's that he's a good friend. Whenever Xiao Wu had needed help, George would be there to support him.

Sitting on the bench opposite the isle is a blonde bombshell babe called Evy. Evy is wearing a tight white shirt accentuating her curves while wearing equally tight blue jeans. This in combination with her ocean blue eyes makes her a 10/10 in terms of looks!

Now normally this would be the end of it but there is one tiny detail that I haven't mentioned yet. She's my girlfriend! That thicc blonde babe was this body's childhood friend who grew to love him! "What a lucky bastard" I can't help but mutter, as I think of how lucky the previous owner of this body was. A rich, and sexy family, and an even hotter girlfriend! What more could you want?!

Now normally Xiao Wu would sit next to his girlfriend on the bus, but for some reason, I have the urge to talk to them both. As an idea forms in my mind, I quickly go to Evy and give her a nice kiss on the cheek before telling her to join us on the other bench, telling her I wanted to talk to them both.

Evy not seeing anything wrong with this joins her boyfriend at the other side of the aisle. Now the reason they normally don't sit with the three of them is that the benches are too small. Me seeing the situation, can't help but have my girlfriend sit in the middle, saying 'Evy why don't you sit there. That way you can't fall off if we hit a bump.'

Evy just shrugs and goes to sit down, before being sandwiched between Xiao Wu and George.

'Damn she smells nice! And my arm is pushing up against her boobs!' George was a bit surprised at first, wondering why his friend suddenly had his girlfriend sit next to him, however, he won't look a gift horse in the mouth as he eagerly wiggles around from time to time enjoying the feel of Evy's tight body.

Evy herself is a bit surprised as she is sandwiched between 2 guys but knowing her boyfriend she doesn't really care as she loves him and he suggested it.

Upon seeing my girlfriend sandwiched between me and George I couldn't help but become excited, wondering why that is?

Once everyone is seated I start talking with them, asking them what they did this weekend. Evy apparently went shopping and told me that she bought me something. George himself started talking about this thing called a 'computer' and how he used it. Quickly wondering what this 'computer' is I quickly come up with the answer using my memories and am baffled!

Mortals can make such wondrous things?!?!?! How is this possible? There must be something wrong with this realm! A device that can communicate with other devices without Qi? I'll have to investigate this later!

The bus ride is very enjoyable for George as he is in heaven, while Xiao Wu himself feels great as well looking at his girlfriend and best friend sitting next to each other.

Eventually, as the bus arrives all of us get up. George is sad he can't touch up Evy anymore! After all, he can't know if he'll ever have the chance again!

Getting off, we all say goodbye to each other as we head off for our classes. I myself have to go to a mathematics classroom according to my schedule. Once inside I wait at my desk wondering how difficult this stuff can be. After all, if mortals can do it then so should I after all!

As the bell rings and classes start, a beautiful busty redhead with quite the sizable assets walks in! She's so beautiful that all male students, and quite a few female students, can't keep their eyes off her.

Are all women crazy hot in this realm?!?!? I have to make a vacation home here when I eventually have the chance!

The woman is Ms Matsumo. She's a redhead with some serious assets, all tied up in a professional teacher's outfit, making her the wet dream of most students in the school. During the lesson, I'm very focused! Just not in the way the teacher would prefer. But who would be able to pay attention when they have such a hot babe in front of them?! It's not fair!

But it doesn't really matter. After all, I as an immortal should easily be able to do this thing called 'mathematics'. It's probably just counting numbers, nothing too difficult.

During the last 15 minutes of the hour, I snap out of my 'observations' of the teacher's assets as we are suddenly handed a quiz we have to do.

'Perfect! I'll impress the hot babe with my counting skills and before she knows it she'll have fallen for me! Time to show my talent!' I think as I quickly turn to the first page.

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What are these scribbles?!?! Where are the numbers? Is this some kind of joke!?!?!

Looking around I see everyone making the quiz like it's nothing. Is this some sort of joke everyone is in on? How could anyone understand this?

By the end of the hour as everyone hands in their papers, I start to wonder what kind of hell this realm is. Making people learn mathematics like it's something useful. Truly, I feel pity for all these children being scammed into thinking these scribbles are useful.

Leaving the class, with a hateful expression, I get to experience 'high school' for the first time in my immortal life. By the end of it, I can't make heads or tails from any of the stuff given to me besides a few subjects, as it makes me dizzy. Even with the memories of this body I still can't understand it!

Eventually, as the final bell rings, I leave the classroom with an annoyed face that quickly vanishes when I see my girlfriend Evy waving me over. A stupid smile starts to form on my face as I rush over to her. Having a hot girlfriend sure solves many things!