Chapter 135

C 135

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My disappointment with meeting this universe's Weasley family was immeasurable. Just as I was about to open a portal to leave, four people apparated in. Appearing in front of me was a mangy looking Remus Lupin, a haggard Sirius Black, a peg-legged Alastor Moody and the big man himself Albus Dumbledore.

All four of them quickly looked around before locking on to me. 

"Hello, my dear girl. Who might you be?" Dumbledore asked me with eyes that were twinkling. 

[Fuck off!]

He then flinched backwards and grabbed his head in pain! 

[Asshole thought he could read your mind while I was here!? Not happening!]

"Dumbledore are you alright?" Moody asked when he saw the old man stagger. He then turned and glared at me with his giant eyeball. "What the hell did you do to him, Lassie!?" He pointed his staff at me and it started to glow. Remus and Sirius both pointed their wands at me as well.

"I'm alright." Dumbledore said as he recollected himself. 

"First of all. I'm not 'your dear girl!'" I spat out. "Second of all, try and read my mind again and I'll rip your eyeballs out of your face." I said to him. I usually don't resort to such graphic measures, but for this guy I would make an exception.

All four of the men flinched at my words. I guess they didn't expect such a pretty face to be capable of saying something like that.

Dumbledore collected himself. "My apologies. I just wanted to know why you were here at the Weasley's home. I received an alert that their ward scheme crashed."

Just then, Molly Weasley came running out of the hole in the side of her house. "Albus! Thank Goodness, you're here! That harlot over there claims to be a friend of Heater's! We thought you sent her. She knows everything and is going to tell Heather! All of our plans will be ruined!" Molly rambled out while frantically pointing at me. I didn't miss the look of panic that went across Dumbledore's face as she spoke. I could see him reaching for his wand. A wand that felt very familiar now that I thought about it.

[Instant Quest Started! Retrieve the Elder Wand for Lady Death]

-->Reward: She'll give you a kiss of appreciation for getting it out of mortal hands finally…

'I ACCEPT!' I thought immediately. 

"What was that about Heather, Molly? Did we finally find her? Is she safe?" Sirius Black asked before turning towards me. "Please if you know where she is you have to tell us. It's for her own good! She needs to be protected!" 

I looked Sirius up and down. "You look like you haven't eaten in years and are about to keel over. You're not protecting anyone." I said bluntly. "Heather could not be safer than where she currently is." Sirius and Remus glared at me for my words. 

"And where would that be?" Dumbledore asked me. His wand casually slipped into his hand as he spoke. "I am the girl's magical guardian after all and it is my right to know." Dubledore started to release his magic aura around himself. The air started to vibrate at the power he was flaunting. Molly Werasley paled and backed away.

I scoffed.

[Albus Dumbledore - Level 25]

He was barely stronger than Voldemort was…

"I'm not telling you anything. What I will be doing though is taking that wand from you. You've lost the privilege of using it. Its original creator wants it back." I said.

Dumbledore's eyes widened before he raised the Elder Wand and cast a sickly red spell towards me. He didn't say an incantation, so I had no idea what spell it was. Not that it mattered. Just like I did for Ginny's, I simply swatted his spell to the side with my bare hand.

It flew to the left and ended up striking Alastor Moody before he could properly react in time! His eyes widened in absolute fright when the spell struck his chest. "Oh, God no!" He shouted in desperation!

[So much for constant vigilance…]

And then Alastor Moody…

…Exploded!

He swelled up like a balloon in a near instant before bursting apart in a shower of gore! His staff and magical eye dropped to the grass amount his…remains.

[That was fucked up…]

"Wow… So much for the Leader of the Light. That was a really vile spell you just used there." I said to Dumbledore who was staring in shock at the remains of his dead friend. The system was right again today. That was one seriously fucked up spell he just used. Me mentioning Death must have really scared him.

"Mooooooooodddddyyyyy!" Sirius Black screamed before turning his wrath to me. "You bitch! I'll kill you!" He started casting a barrage of dark spells towards me. I would have easily sent them all flying back towards him, but I chose not to and smacked them all to the side. I wasn't sure if he was also evil or just really stupid to still be following Dumbledore at this point. Remus Lupin joined in and started firing spells at me as well. His spells felt a lot less lethal than Sirius's did, so I did the same with him.

"Protego Diabolica!" I heard Dubledore cast a spell that Voldemort used against me back in Monaco. Of course Dumbledore also knew it. It was Grindelwald's signature spell and he and Grindelwald were lovers. A familiar torrent of blue flames, that burn away everyone who wanted to harm the caster, sped towards me! This spell, cast by the Elder Wand itself, actually felt like it could harm me. Not a lot, but still…

Ever since voldemort had ever used this large AOE spell before, I had wondered how to counter it in case I ever had to face it again. I came up with a relatively simple solution. I was quite proud of it! 

I opened a very large purple portal in front of myself facing towards the flames. And then from my portal came a tidal wave of ocean water! Enough ocean water to easily snuff out the Protego Diabolica and then some! 

I had opened up the other end of my portal under the ocean… I could basically conjure forth all the water I ever wanted because my portals now cost me nothing to open. The massive tidal wave smashed through Dumbledore's spell before hitting the man himself along with everyone else nearby. And then it crashed into the Weasleys house and I watched the terribly built structure start to collapse. I was sure the people inside were fine…probably. 

I didn't really care either way.

I had just violently flooded their entire property after all. As the salt water cleared and seeped into the ground, I could see that the force of the wave had knocked everyone unconscious…

That was convenient.

I walked over to the knocked out 'Arch Wizard'–I snickered at that–and picked up the wand next to him. As soon as I touched it, it disintegrated and turned to ash!

[Quest Completed! You have a 'free pass' to travel to Death's realm and claim your reward anytime. You have also leveled up! The Order of the Phoenix were the ones attacking the SHIELD agents…]

"Of course they were…" I muttered as I kicked the unconscious Dumbledore out of pure spite. Now I had to call in SHIELD as well because I caught their perps. I pulled out my phone to make the call.

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