Swearing, cold water, before hike

"Everyone to sleep! Get up early! We leave at 5 in the morning!" Fang said confidently.

"Okay, okay, this deal has been agreed," came three voices, Baraz, Dara and Barno.

Fang remained to tune the exoskeletons, Baraz immediately went to sleep, a habit, to sleep in any conditions, you need to sleep, time is expensive. Get enough sleep is the main thing. When there is no strength, there will be no operational reaction to rapidly changing events.

Dara, too, went to bed, because he was not bothered by anything, but a good dream, the foundation of a healthy lifestyle! Dara was his apologist!

But Barno, a pampered girl of golden girls, an enthusiastic fool, could not fall asleep, she all imagined romantic meetings and treasure, a lot of gold. Instead, she dreamed of sleeping and wasted time to relax!

Youth if you knew? old age, if I could! Such was the tale of the Russians.

In reality, treasure hunting is hard work, in the archives, onunch funds, dusty libraries, to compare, compare, analyze. Work with topographic maps, navigators, satellite images, digital cartography. Clarify, find out. Map preliminary studies. And then walk for hours and look for good signals at 99-80 or 44-38, tune to non-ferrous metal or iron. In the latter case, more often all rubbish of the 20th century comes across. Less commonly, trash of the 19th century, it is very rare to find an old knife, sword, or the tip of a spear or arrow of a 12-13 century.

In spring and summer, a snake or spider can bite. Bite mosquitoes. Heat knock down, get heat stroke. In winter, you can slip and break, especially in the mountains, overcool. Run into hungry and feral domestic dogs. They run in packs of 10 -30 dogs. In autumn there are many inspectors from specialized committees and centers for the protection of cultural heritage. Of course, every treasure hunter has a license, permits, tax id, income income.

But anyway, it's unpleasant when your nose is poked into your research or they can drag out searches, taking for example the found thing for examination. Not the fact that it represents cultural heritage. They may not return or give a minimum fee. For example, the gold coin of the Principality of Small-An of the period of the era of the Tang empire is in average condition on a share of $ 2,500, and experts will evaluate it at $ 300, withhold money from it for examination and pay money in half a year in the amount of $ 130. And what will happen to that gold coin then no one will know. It may replenish the museum's storerooms, may become an exhibit, or maybe it will be transferred to the state gold vault.

And the search site will be made a closed "red zone", even if only one gold coin was found there. Cancel this zone. may take three years or even four.

Therefore, treasure hunters do not like to show the places where they made their finds, but regularly find the items that are of interest to the history of the country. These are white capitals and black, they do not have any documents and they sell everything on the market.

...

Morning. The old Nokia 550, regularly buzzed at 4:00, Dara blinking sleepily for centuries, losing her eyes with her hand, yawned, stretched, turned off the phone. I got dressed. I went to wash my face at the source. The water in it was very cold. Having eaten water in his face, Dara immediately regretted it. He began to sneeze, but immediately woke up!

He wiped his hands with a towel thrown over his shoulder. He headed to the camp. There, already near the outbreak, Baraz was in charge, preparing a Russian dish. The stew is heated up, they add smoked potatoes, carrots, turnips, celery, onions. Stew on low heat. And then if there is a need, pasta can also be added to make it more satisfying. A lethal dose of calories, immediately in one go 4500 calories. Although in the city, write 5 meals a day (if it is a Mediterranean diet with separate meals, it is only 2500 calories per day.

Baraz began to tell that in the second empire, they developed a whole system of healthy nutrition, and each worker had his own nutritious diet. For the collective farmer, shepherd, tractor operator, steelworker, official. Each spent a different amount of strength and energy, so he had to eat differently in order to stay healthy and build socialism with all his strength, since for 40 years they wanted to build communism in the second empire and Small-An as part of the empire. There was also the slogan "Catch up with and overtake the USA"! Of course, in practice, none of this worked out. Inside the management system, according to Baraz, there were traitors who sold socialism, and for the money of the West, they ruined the second empire. Well, that was his version. One way or another, the second empire lost the Cold War and the United States became the coolest strange time in the world. But no one knew that in just 20 years, the second empire would replace the new empire, it was a ... Asian superpower!

"Enough, here to breed political information, we are not at an ideological seminar!" snorting under her breath, said Barno, angry from lack of sleep.

"We are in New Jersey, not talking about politics, we are talking about economics!" Broadcast angry fury Barno.

"hey you, chick, you're not in New Jersey, shut your mouth, go better wash first. Well-educated girls first wash and then talk to people. That's what we do in Small-An. We live here, so respect our traditions "! evil said Dara.

The morning squeal was not right, Dara was exactly parallel - the propaganda and ideological messages of Baraz and counter-propaganda of Barno. "Shut up you all," he wanted to say it. But out of respect for the elders, and so as not to be rude to the lady, he simply said nothing.

Fang just smirked. Because of Barno's cries, Agabay's head got out of the tent, he unknowingly glanced at Dara, shook his head and disappeared into the tent again. After some time, grandfather Feruz came out stretching.

"Well, that already in the morning you are arguing with a girl, it's not good, not worthy of you! She is our guest, you don't need to be so angry!"

"Oh, sorry Grandma, did not let you hit with a belt, now you would not be able to afford this," Firuz said menacingly.

- Yes, why are you a grandfather? Sove already sick of it ?! restrained Dara.

- Drop your totalitarian methods to apply, we have democracy!

"What did you say, freak! I'll strike you with my belt now!" furious peaceful grandfather Firuz.

Aghabay's head appeared from the tent canopy, smiling brightly.

"So, this is the way to be taught, this presumptuous youth!" "Ish, you raised your voice to grandfather!" "He started screaming at my granddaughter!" Agabei said loudly.

Uncle Fang slept, but grumbled through his teeth in his tent - idiots shut up, now it's not 5 a.m. but they shouted!

Dar's mood deteriorated, but then the smiling atmosphere was discharged by the smiling Barno. Cold water, quickly brought her to her senses, gave a boost of energy.

Seeing a smiling face, dear granddaughter Agabay broke into a smile, and Firuz stopped screaming and went silently to wash.

"uh, these old senility, you got it, you need to leave quickly," thought Dara.

Fang just smiled.