Special Easter Chapter
This is between chap 133 and 134, so don't be weirded out that Kaede is in Konoha, and Akane is going to be introduced later on te normal chaps
also, she is based in SayNoToHarem, who uses a harem character profile picture, talk about hypocrisy...
anyway, her design is that of the character SayNoToHarem Uses as profile, cheers
-=-
"Are we really doing this?" Kaede asked, not much bothered by her current clothes, but more confused than anything
"Indeed, this kind of clothes isn't fit for this great one, o~hohoho" Akane's weird laugh echoed, but no one cared about her
"I'm sure you won't mind it, it's just for this chapter" Ayame said with a smile, breaking the fourth wall while she was at it
"Sigh... I didn't even know ninjas have an easter festival..." Kaede sighed
"An eastern what?" Akane asked confused
"That's the whole point, they don't! it's a special" Ayame said, basically explaining that this chapter was NOT connected with the main plot
*Sighing intensifies*
Kaede sighed heavily, she didn't think she could get anything interesting to happen like this
Context, this is a special chapter, so don't take anything that happens here seriously
Kaede and Akane are both in bunny costumes, each with a chocolate egg basket, today was an easter-like festival in Konoha, so they would go around the most important places of the village giving some eggs with some discount coupons inside, and them walking the village like that would probably be great advertising as well
nit that Teuchi was not aware of how many weirdos Konoha had that would try something, but using his Ramengan he temporarily removed them from this fic
"Okay then... let's go, the faster we finish this, the faster we can just go home" Kaede said while walking out of the restaurant, Akane followed quickly after
as soon as both of them got out, Ayame turned to Teuchi and asked
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" She asked
"No, I'm not" Teuchi said with a grin
"What?" Surprised, Ayame exclaimed
"But The Author thinks it is" Teuchi said, pointing to a chair behind Ayame, when she turned to look at it, she saw a... human...oid?, sitting there
"Oh, that guy... now I get it" Ayame nodded, now knowing why this was happening
"You probably thought something rude just now, didn't you?" The Author asked, but I am not sure if it was to Ayame or the readers... oh well, let this one be a mystery then
-=-
As soon as Kaede and Akane stepped out of the Ichiraku's restaurant, Akane's left eye started to glow fiercely, signifying they are the focus of many people, but none of them are showing it
"Ugh... this will not be as easy as this great one thought..." Feeling everyone's stares, Akane said in a weirded out tone, albeit her 'normal' clothes also attracted much attention (Because they are too detailed, and Yes, I am only complaining about this because I drew it and it was HORRIBLE to do so), this is on another level
maybe because it is not common to have two girls dressed as bunny girls to appear on Konoha?... must have been hard for Blizzard to walk on the street then, geez
"I still don't get that eye of yours" Kaede said, she already had Ceres scan that eye, because what if it was a dojutsu?... but, it turns out it wasn't, neither a dojutsu, nor a skill or ability, it just worked based on... based on nothing?
(Based on the plot)
And its ability was so weird... a truly bizarre eye... though it looked very nice, but that's about it
"Many people have told me so before, this great eye of this great one was not originally like so, it was only turned to this when I tragically lost my original eye and a wanderer medic-nin healed it, then it got this beautiful color" Akane said proudly, but when she finished Kaede was already two streets in front of her
"H-Hey! Wait for this great one!" Akane walked quickly after Kaede, not to the point of running though
'So... something like Shizuru from Rewrite?... cool, I guess' Kaede thought, having indeed heard what Akane said
(Fun fact... I forgot the character name, cause I watched rewrite 3 or 4 years ago, but I also forgot the anime name, so I spend, no jokes, 40 FREAKING MINUTES to find it again... ahahaha ihml)
<This is very weird, if such a person exists, they would be a well know healer, no?> Ceres reasoned
'Not really, maybe they hide it as Shizuru did... also, what is the fixation of Shizus nowadays? Shizue, Shizuru Shizune, they never end...'
<Never end? there are only three though?>
'...You know what I meant!'
"Hey, why did you not wait for this great one?" Akane asked, catching up to Kaede
"I didn't want to interrupt your monologue" Kaede explained
"BUT IT WAS YOU WHO ASKED!" Akane exclaimed loudly, causing some people to look at her weirdly
"No, I didn't, I said I didn't get your eye, I didn't ask about it" Kaede shamelessly said
Akane was left speechless, albeit Kaede was technically right... still...
-=- Nara clan
Kaede and Akane arrived at the Nara clan
(Since every damn Konoha map I find is different on the clan compounds positions, ill just write them separately)
"We're here" Kaede remarked, Akane was talking about something that she didn't pay attention up to now, so she finally shut up when they arrived
"State your...uh... business?" A guard walked to them and asked in an unsure manner
"Can you call Shikamaru here? we have a delivery to the clan head, but it's not something he would waste his time on" Kaede said, before Akane could say something like 'Call your boss for this great one!' and ruin their mission
The guard was unsure, however, he could feel that none of the two in front of him had chakra, so he did what they asked
...
a while later, Shikamaru walked up to them lazily
"*Yawn* it's better to be something important, you two interrupted me when I was doing something important" Shikamaru said, he quickly recognized Kaede, but not the girl at her side, not that he wanted to know, it sounded like a drag to him
he also didn't have anything to talk about with Kaede, as it was too troublesome for him to bother
"This great one has a delivery to your boss!" Akane proclaimed exactly what Kaede thought she would, and just in that one sentence, Shikamaru confirmed his theory, that Akane was a drag to talk with
Kaede grabbed one of the easter eggs and threw it to Shikamaru, who caught it lazily
"Don't lie, you were probably sleeping" She said
"Is there something more important than this?" Shikamaru asked back
He does have a point though
"...Anyway, there is a chocolate egg and a discount coupon for the Ichiraku, have a good festival or whatever" Kaede said as she turned to leave
'Festival? what fes-'
*Ramengan*
'Ohh, right... the Easter festival... what a drag, mom will probably make us go... sigh...' Shikamaru thought, as Kaede and Akane went away
"Why did you give it to him? it's supposed to be to their clan leader" Akane asked, while she didn't care about it, she was curious
"He is the clan heir" Kaede explained
"Ohhh, you know him?" Akane asked
"Nah, we never talked" Kaede said, and truth, maybe they greeted each other once or twice, but that's about it
and their talk during their fight at the chunin exams won't count, unless you count the times your bullies beat you up as a friendly meeting as well
-=- Akimichi clan
"We're here" Kaede said
"This place is huge" Akane said, noticing the size of this compound
Kaede felt the urge to make a joke about the Akimishi clan, but she decided against it, it's not like the compound is big because they are big, it's just that the Akimishi clan has a lot of food production buildings, and the lab that they use to make the pills that they use and sell
"Weird, there are no guards?" Akane noticed the lack of guards and pointed it out
"Of course, but this is just because they must be helping the clan in the preparation of the festival" Kaede said what she think it is, in the Nara clan, the guards are only there to lazy around while they watch absolutely no one enters their compound, here there would be some guards as well, but they aren't there currently
*Knock Knock Knock*
They walked to the main building and knocked
The door opened and revealed Choji, with a bag of chips in one hand
"How can I help you?" He also recognized Kaede, but most clan heirs have been warned about what happened to her, so he isn't very surprised by her being here
even less by their clothes, as they aren't wearing food, or he would have been quite impressed
"This great one has a delivery to your clan master" Akane said, making Choji look at her
"My dad? sure, what is it?"
"A chocolate egg-" Akane's words got cut as Choji stole the egg from her hand at a speed so quick that not even a Sharingan could follow
'Maybe if they said he could eat as much as he wanted when Madara was defeated he would have summoned the strength to one-shot the dude...' Kaede thought after seeing his weird display of speed
"...uh... there is a coupon for a discount to the Ichiraku inside as well" Choji's eyes lit up like flames when he heard Akane's words, he was about to run to his father to tell him about the cupon, cause he would eat the chocolate before arriving there, when Akane asked him something else
"Wait, do you have any interest in joining the no-harem sect?" She asked, Making Kaede facepalm
'For God's sake, this girl...' Kaede sighed internally
<She is really talented, not many can be weirder than you, but she managed to do so> Ceres said in fake surprise
'Yeah.... OY!' Kaede exclaimed, noticing just what Ceres implied with that, But Ceres smartly didn't answer after
"Harem? what is that? can you eat it?" Choji asked, not even knowing what Akane was talking about
"Yeah, you can... technically" Kaede replied with a smirk
"KAEDE!" Akane screamed, she didn't care about the joke, but she was not happy that Kaede interrupted her recruitment
"Is that so? then I'll ask my father for one, thanks" Choji replied with a smile as he went away
"WAIT!" Akane tried to explain to him, but unfortunately, he was gone already
Kaede giggled at this, what an awkward scene that would be...
This only resulted in her glaring at Kaede, but this didn't matter to Kaede
-=- Inuzuka, Aburame, and other irrelevant clans
as some clans are just not relevant enough, I'll skip them with a resume
Kaede and Akane delivered the eggs to the clans, asides from the disgusting experience of going to the Aburame clan, and the annoying smell of wet dogs of the Inuzuka clan, nothing worth mentioning happened
-=- Uchiha and Hyuga clans
the last two clans for them to deliver had to be the Hyuga and Uchiha, the uchiha because their compound is far away, and the Hyuga because the plot
The first was the Uchiha, but don't be surprised by who was the receiving one, as this was the 2 people clan
technically, Kaede could have received the cupon and let this be, but she didn't care about it in the slightest
*Knock knock knock*
they knocked on the door of Sasuke's house
"Who is there?" Sasuke'stiredd voice echoed from inside the house, he had to deal with the freaking training of Kakashi even today, so he was deathly tired
*Knock knock knock*
He frowned, who could that be? one of Kakashi's surprise attacks? improbable, but possible
Naruto that idiot? probably not
a ninja? they would have said something if they are there on someone's order, and he didn't feel any chakra
albeit not a sensor, he has a Sharingan, and it would be stupid if he couldn't sense chakra when he can SEE chakra
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Loud knocks brought him back from his imagination as he went to the door
"I'm going, I'm going"
As soon as he opened the door, he froze
maybe for too long as Akane explained why they are here, what they came to do, gave him the egg with the cupon and she and Kaede went away, leaving him there... stunned
he took a while to come back to normal when he realized that a bit of the chocolate was already melting, and he had been standing still with his mouth wide open, leaking blood from his nose, at the door of his house for quite some time now
this was very embarrassing...
he entered the house quickly, not knowing that a cat had been observing him while laughing
Touka turned back into her 'human' form for a second before she sent the photo of the stunned Sasuke to her main body, turning back to a cat and laughing as she went on with her spy cat things
Hyuga residence
As Kaede and Akane approached the Hyuga residence, Akane asked something
"Nee, isn't that boy your clan leader?" She asked referring to Sasuke, who not even once said anything during her explanation, that was different from Kaede who explained quickly, she took quite a long time
"Yeah, why?"
"Is he always like that?" She asked
"Yeah, he is" Kaede answered, making Akane disgusted with Sasuke
how could she not notice that Sasuke was like that for staring at them? she would have her sect spread the word about how creepy Sasuke is
Before they arrived at the Hyuga clan, Hinata appeared walking out of it 'coincidentally'
"Oh, Kaede... what a coincidence seeing you here" She said with a smile
seeing Hinata, Akane began to talk
"hello there, this great one has a de-"
"I'm not talking with you, Akane" Hinata said, glaring
"Wha... How do you know my name?" Akane asked surprised, she has never met Hinata before afterall
but before she could think more about it, she felt tired all of a sudden, and without realizing it she fell asleep, she just didn't fall face-first on the ground because Hinata held her
"My my, that's so naughty Hinata... knocking her out in the middle of the street?" Kaede joked about it, not that she didn't have the same idea before, but you know...
"I-I don't know what you're talking about..." Hinata said, averting her eyes from Kaede
"Oh really? now you will take her to a dark alley and do perverted things to her... and then..." The more Kaede spoke, obviously joking, the more steam came out of Hinata's head, her mind was probably... adapting what Kaede was saying
"Anyway, you know why we are here, take it" Kaede said, handing Hinata the egg
"Ehh? how do you-?" Hinata was about to ask how Kaede knew that she knew what they were doing there, but Kaede answered with a smirk
"You have been following us for the whole day, of course you know.
also, there is blood dripping down your nose... are you ok?"
"E-Erm I-I'm I am... uh..." Hinata's brain short-circuited, so she ran inside her home as fast as she could
Kaede looked where Akane was, seeing Ayame taking her away she smiled wryly
'What a weird chapter...' She thought
<Chapter?>
'Eh? chapter? what chapter?' Kaede asked Ceres, not even noticing how close she got to breaking the fourth wall