Time to Shine

Alex Page was sitting on his couch, watching TV and eating nachos. It's almost like he was depressed but he was not depressed. He got up and sat back down to the couch, as if the couch was a bit uncomfortable. He let out a heavy sigh and changed TV channels using the remote. "Six years...for nothing?", Alex asked himself with another heavy sigh. Alex attended many wrestling schools for the past six years. He won many awards during those six years. He thought at one point that he was getting noticed by many wrestling promotions so he could get signed. Unfortunately, his rival, Kent Damon, was the one who got noticed. Kent was offered many contracts, but accepted two or three contracts. Alex was ignored by the scouts and Alex met depression (he got better after two days). Alex turned off the TV and went to the bathroom to wash his face. He looked at the mirror and said, "I guess Mom was right. Maybe wrestling is not my thing." Suddenly, farts came out from his butt. "I guess Mom was right too about eating nachos a lot will cause diarrhea!". Alex closed the bathroom door and continued to do a number two, in a bad way. But Alex was unaware that he got a message in his phone.

Fifteen minutes later, Alex came out of the bathroom, looking pale. "I didn't know that eating nachos a lot caused constipation too...(sorry for those who are eating nachos right now)". Alex picked up his phone and saw the message in his phone. He read it and he was shocked. Alex applied a try-out for House of Warriors two months ago. He was shocked that House of Warriors accepted his application and he will try-out at HOW Performance Center in Chicago tomorrow, which surprisingly was two kilometers away. Alex was super excited that he ate some nachos and spit them out slowly, worried that he will get another diarrhea collaborating with constipation. He celebrated with his brother who lived with Alex at night. It was already midnight, but Alex didn't sleep and still hyped-up for tomorrow.

The next day, Alex arrived at HOW Performance Center. He looked at the building up and down. "This going to be awesome. I hope this will be like Fighting Road.", said Alex with excitement and determination (actually he peed a little because he was a bit nervous). Alex opened the doors and entered the building. He saw many people training and then he saw the coach. The coach noticed Alex and talked to him. "You must be Alex Page, right?", asked the coach. The coach had a six-packed body. Alex felt the greatness of the coach and answered, "Y-Yeah, I'm Alex Page. You are?". "Oh, I'm Joey Achilles.", said the coach of awesomeness. Alex's eyes were wide open. "You're Joey Achilles?!", Alex asked in disbelief. Joey Achilles was a Warrior of Legend. He held championships around the world and brought them to House of Warriors. "Nice CM Punk shirt.", said Joey, complimenting Alex's shirt. Alex responded, "Oh, yeah. I'm a big CM Punk fan." Joey then questioned Alex's knowledge about CM Punk, "What's his full name?". Alex answered, "Phil Brooks!". Joey stared at Alex. "I said his FULL NAME.", Joey repeated his question. Alex answered, "Well, um, Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks?". There were silence between the two men, an awkward silence.

"Let's get started with questions.", said Joey. Alex and Joey sat on the chairs, the table was filled with papers...and nachos. Joey offered Alex some nachos, "You want some nacho-". "NO! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!", shouted Alex and he fell from his chair backwards. Alex picked up the chair and looked left-right. EVERYONE was staring at Alex. Alex sat down and explained, "I have a bad history with nachos." Joey awkwardly nodded and hid the nachos in his trousers (he doesn't have any pockets). Joey pulled out a piece of paper from his armpit. Alex felt a new thing in Joey, which was weirdness. Joey asked a question to Alex, "What is the important thing about professional wrestling?". Alex answered, "Our enthusiasm, right?". Joey read the paper, folded it and put it inside his armpit again. "Yes, that is correct. I bet you get that answer from Fighting Road.", said Joey with a cold stare to Alex. "NOoo...", said Alex, looking left and right. Joey picked up all the papers on the table and said, "Well, that's it for today." Alex got up and said, "Oh, okay. Wait, that's it?!" Joey burst out laughter. Alex wondered what's so funny about what he said. Joey stopped laughing and said, "I can't train you today because I have an appointment. So, I have to close this gym early. So, come back tomorrow, okay?".

Alex went to his apartment and started to eating cereals (at night, which is not normal). Alex picked up his phone and cancelled his 210 nacho-deliveries. He put down the phone and went straight to bed. Alex closed his eyes and went straight to sleep, only to wake up after farts came out from his butt again and went to the bathroom.