Clean Hands

Enterprise has appeared in the mirror universe.

Ahead of the Enterprise was an armada of spaceships.

Spock: "Captain, the armada is heading our way.

The starships have the hallmarks of Starfleet."

Uhura: "Captain Pike, one of the spaceships is calling us."

Captain Pike: "Put it on the screen."

Christopher Pike appeared on the screen.

Admiral Pike: "I am Admiral Pike.

You look just like me.

You're obviously from another universe I've heard of.

You're still the captain as far as I can see "

Admiral Pike started to laugh.

Admiral Pike: "I see that you also have impure people on board.

No wonder you are so unsuccessful when you surround yourself with lower beings."

Admiral Pike's crew member: "Admiral, the enemy is closing in on us."

Admiral Pike: "Continue advancing towards the enemy."

Admiral Pike gives the signal.

One of the starships broke away from the armada and captured the Enterprise with a tractor beam.

Admiral Pike: "For now, you'll wait for me here until I'm done with the battle, then I'll see what I'll do with you."

The armada moved away.

Captain Pike: "This version of me is a total asshole.

Fortunately, that life of his didn't go to me."

The bridge crew and the captain laughed.

Captain Pike: "Spock, can we get rid of the tractor beam?"

Spock: "For now, we can't."

Captain Pike: "Number 1, how are their weapons and shields?"

Number 1: "They have drastically more powerful weapons.

They can destroy us in one volley.

Their shields cannot be penetrated by our weapons."

Captain Pike: "Can we break free with a galactic warp?"

Spock: "Since our core has absorbed quantum energy, we can only use ordinary, interstellar warp."

Captain Pike: "Contact the captain of the ship that is holding us with the tractor beam.

Let's solve this situation one on one."

Uhura: "Right away, Captain."

Spock: "Captain Pike, I have scanned the position of the stars in our galaxy. The Beta and Delta quadrants of our galaxy are devoid of matter and energy."

Captain Pike: "Spock, be a little clearer than that."

Spock: "All stars, planets, black holes, gas clouds, particles, energy, everything is gone.

As a famous writer from the history of the planet Earth would say, 'there is ordinary nothing there."

Captain Pike: "I didn't know you were so well versed in Earth Literature."

Spock: "Captain, I am a Vulcan.

We Vulcans are extremely appreciative of excellent literature."

Uhura: "Captain, the ship holding us with the traction beam does not want to answer our call."

Captain Pike: "Insert the dinner invitation.

Say I'll prepare scrambled eggs with truffles and asparagus."

Ortega: "If he resists that, I'll personally go and beat him up."

Number 1: "Captain, there has been a battle between two armadas."

Captain Pike: "Put it on the screen."

More than half of the Starfleet ships were destroyed.

Spock: "The spaceships that fight Starfleet are made of organic matter."

Captain Pike: "Are they living beings or are they constructed?"

Spock: "We cannot determine at this time."

Number 1: 'The spaceship that held us with tractor beam has freed us.

They went to join the fight."

Captain Pike: "Hey, my kitchen is great."

Spock: "Captain, I don't believe they escaped because of your kitchen."

Captain Pike: "Maybe they don't like truffles?

Ortega hit the warp."

The Enterprise moved away from the battle.

The Starfleet armada was almost destroyed by the enemy.

Hemmer began to lash out uncontrollably.

Captain Pike: "Get him to the hospital quickly."

In hospital.

dr. M'Benga: "I had to put Hemmer in a coma.

His telepathy centers are overloaded.

Number 1: "Captain, a new armada of spaceships is approaching.

Captain Pike: "I am coming to the bridge."

On the bridge.

Number 1: "Ahead of us is an armada of Vulcan, Klingon, Andorian, and several other types of spaceships."

Uhura: "We're getting a call from a Vulcan spaceship."

Captain Pike: "Put them on the screen."

Captain T'Pring: "We are a coalition.

I see you have a quantum signature from another universe.

What do you know about the spaceships that are destroying our galaxy?"

Captain Pike: "We know that they're made of organic matter."

Number 1: "Organic ships have appeared above us.

They open fire on the coalition."

The organic ships destroyed the coalition ships with ease.

Number 1: "The organic ships are not firing at us for now."

Captain Pike: "Then it's time to get out of here.

Hit the warp."

The Enterprise went into the warp and moved away from the fight.

Spock: 'Captain Pike, organic ships have destroyed planet Earth and its solar system.

In the place where the planet Earth used to be, I read traces of quantum energy.

Looks like those are the coordinates."

Captain Pike: "Did you manage to get the coordinates.

Spock: "I did not, I'll need time."

Doctor M'Benga comes over to the loudspeaker.

Doctor M'Benga: "Captain Pike, please come to the hospital immediately."

In hospital.

Doctor M'Benga: "Captain Pike. Hemmer has been contacted telepathically by beings who are destroying the galaxy.

I had to put him in a coma because it almost killed him.

I blocked his telepathy centers.

He is completely disoriented.

He has something important to tell you.

Now I will bring him back to consciousness."

Doctor M'Benga has given Hemmer a hypo spray.

Hemmer: "Captain, these are beings from another universe.

They use only their genetic material.

They deemed this universe too corrupt and a threat and decided to wipe it out.

They know about us.

They know about the Neutron Quantum Bomb we have on board.

They haven't decided what to do with us yet.

They come from the fluid universe."

Hemmer started rambling incoherently.

The doctor put Hemmer to sleep.

Number 1 is heard on the speaker.

Number 1: "Captain, there is an armada of ships ahead of us."

Captain Pike: "Coming to the bridge."

On the bridge.

Uhura: "Captain Pike, a Romulan ship is calling."

Captain Pike: "Put them on the screen."

The Romulan captain appeared on the screen."

Romulan captain: "We know about the quantum bomb you have on board.

You will hand it over to me right away!"

Captain Pike: "It would be decent of you if you introduce yourself before asking for anything."

The Romulan captain gave the signal and the Enterprise is intercepted by the three Romulan ships with a tractor beam.

Romulan captain: "If you don't give me the quantum bomb right away, my men will board your ship and kill you all."

Number 1: "Captain, organic ships are above us. Organic ships opened fire on the Romulans.

They destroyed them with ease."

One organic ship captured the Enterprise with a tractor beam.

A portion of the organic ships began to pass through the passage they had opened nearby."

Captain Pike: "Looks like they decided to destroy us.

They retreat into the fluid universe."

Spock: "Captain, I have the coordinates for the quantum drive."

Captain Pike: "Enter the coordinates and turn on the quantum drive."

Enterprise has disappeared.