Uchiha Speedrun

"And, done." I said as I pressed the button on my smartphone like device and boom! Kabuto, Suigetsu and Jūgo are gone forever. Meaning that I would never have to deal with them again!

...it also meant that they took their defense discounts with them and I technically had less points then I had before selling them.

Anyway, quick recap. I died, then I got scouted by a multi universal slavery company as a contractor that would go to one of the many worlds and 'capture' people. A scummy job for a scummy person.

Deciding that I wanted to be done with my first world as quickly as possible; I took substitute option and took over the body of one Uchiha, far too many issues, Sasuke. Right around the time before the whole Shippuuden was about to start and then bought the 'Eyes of Six Paths' so that I would become the OP version of Sasuke during the war after he got his plot induced power up by the Sage of Six Paths. Eternal Mangekyou and Rinnegan baby.

After that I went and stamped Orochimaru along with Kabuto. During the time it took for them to be properly captured; I also had went and stamped Karin, Guren, Suigetsu and Jūgo. The last two along with the bespectacled bastard were gone now though.

And since I had enough credits, I bought myself a waifu and a template for her to help me along with a better binding method. The Shroud of Power along with a storm based Elemental Shroud.

"It's pretty awesome, isn't it Morgiana?" I asked as I leaned back in order to look at the blank faced redhead who simply gave me a nod.

"It is indeed pretty awesome, Sasuke-sama." The fanalis girl said with a nod before going back to her book on fuuinjutsu. It wouldn't do well if she didn't take full advantage of her Kushina template.

Though now that I think about it... didn't I kinda fuck up with selling Kabuto? Pretty sure he was supposed to be meeting with Sasori on a bridge where instead of Sasori he would meet the new version of team seven. That is if they still survived the shitstorm that was the kidnapping of Gaara.

Oh well, not my problem. Though I do hope they survived since I wanted to see whether Sakura had her phat ass in this world and the Naruto of this world was a Naruko, meaning I was being obsessively stalked by a twin tailed blond tomboy with a big chest who likely had feelings for me but was far too oblivious about it. Definitely better than being obsessively stalked by a blond dude with very unwelcome sexual tension towards me like in canon.

Still…

"What should I do?" I wondered before groaning with pleasure and looked down where a girl with glasses was licking my erect member while another woman with dark blue hair was sucking on my balls.

Plot could wait, this was far more important.

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This was it. This was the moment they had been waiting for.

After three years of training, Naruko was finally about to have a proper lead on saving Sasuke from Orochimaru and take him back to Konoha where he belonged, with her.

N-Not because she liked him or anything, the bastard was a bastard after all, she just didn't think that he deserved to become a meat suit to the snake Sannin. A thought process that Sakura agreed on and she was sure that so did their new team members!

…maybe not Sai. But that was because Sai was real creepy. She was sure that captain Yamato was willing to help them though, captain Yamato was a cool guy after all; even if he did make some very scary faces.

Thankfully before she could think any further about the very scary faces that the wood user could make, a loud screech echoed through the sky and a big bird landed in front of the disguised captain Yamato. Was this bird the spy that Sasori had mentioned? She knew that birds were no good creatures who were always spying on others!

Before she could think anymore about the evils of avians, the hawk gave a parchment to the disguised captain Yamato and then disappeared with a burst of smoke. Meaning that it wasn't an evil avian but a summon instead. She still stood by her view about the rest of the birds though.

After a few moments of looking around, captain Yamato came back and undid his transformation.

"Naruko, this is for you." The higher ranked Shinobi said with a very worried expression as he gave her the scroll and she opened it to see that it wrote 'to Naruko' right above a deal matrix. In the bastard's handwriting.

This must be it! Somehow Sasuke had managed to learn about this spy business and decided to use this chance to send them a message! Something that could help them to save him from the snake bastard and take him back to Konoha! It was with great excitement for such a thing, Naruko applied chakra to the seal and with a burst of smoke… a folded paper appeared.

Knowing that this must be some sort of message from her friend, Naruko quickly opened the paper to see… a crude drawing of a penis with 'sucker' written under it.

"That bastard!" She yelled to the heavens with red slotted eyes and clawed nails drawing blood from her clenched fists.

That bastard better be in some sort of life threatening situation when they next meet cause otherwise she would be the life threatening situation for him!

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"Well this was fast." I muttered while looking up as I felt the malevolent chakra of the nine tails in the direction that the Konoha team should be.

"Ara, is something matter, Sasuke-kun?" A very female Orochimaru asked as she crossed her arms under her chest with a smile. I wasn't sure if Orochimaru had the body of a woman before I stamped her or if this was the result of me stamping her, and I was too afraid to find out.

Boobs were nice though.

"Nothing important."

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AN

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