Coming Home

(Back in the sds world in the boar hat, several people were having a discussion for their plan. )

Rimuru:"Hey Merlin???"

Merlin:"Hmm, what is it great Rimuru??? "

Rimuru:"Where is King??? "

Merlin:"King??, oh I sent him to Purgatory to fetch Hawk. Why do you ask?"

Rimuru:"Purgatory? You mean Hell? Why is Hawk in purgatory?! "

Merlin:"Simple,Hawk went to live in purgatory after the downfall of the demon King because he was a beast born in purgatory, but was removed from there as a spy to keep tabs on the captain. So, after learning of his origins he wanted to try and see if he could find others like him and ended up moving into purgatory completely. "

Rimuru :"..... Al..Alright then, but then why would you need Hawk to join in on the search for Meliodas??? "

Merlin:" Simple, it's because with Hawks sense of smell and his ability to transform and gain abilities of creatures he eat's will be very useful for finding both the Captain and Ban. "

Merlin:"We don't even know yet what world exactly the captain and ban are in so just charging in blindly might cost us, however if the two of them end up in a world where their people are strong enough to fight on par with both the captain and ban things could get troublesome very fast. However if the world they arrived in is far weaker than them then we don't have to worry about anything bad happening to them. Although the captain might be alright, I'm just worried about what that moron Ban is doing the last thing we need is for him to cause a scene which knowing him that's his specialty(Sigh). "

Rimuru:"I see, but now I've got to wonder what is taking king so long to return???" (hope he's OK).

(Meanwhile with King and Hawk)

King:"Achoo!!!, huh I wonder who's talking about me???"

Hawk:"I see. You guys rlly can't go one day without getting into trouble. "

King:(Dazed) "Huh, ya what you just said."

King:"So, are you willing to help us???"

Hawk:"Sure why not."

King:"Huh??, that's it I thought you would take a lot more um I don't know time to think it through??? I mean, the way this is going you aren't exactly getting anything you know that right???"

Hawk:"Well, I'll have you know that although living here is fun with me and the gang it's also quite boring I miss the outside but never rlly had a good enough reason to leave until now. And besides, it isn't necessarily true that I won't get anything once ban is saved I plan on having him make a scrap buffet for me and my pals. "

King:" That's great, so when can you leave???"

Hawk:"In a minute. (walks to where all the pigs are) (inhale) hey guys, I want everyone's attention please!"

The pigs:"Huh???"

Hawk:"Alright, listen up everybody cause I'm only gonna be saying this once. I'M LEAVING PURGATORY!!!"

The Pig's :"Eh, ehhhhhhhhhh???"

Cawk:"but why??, don't tell me it's because of fawk finishing all the scraps while you were talking just now is it?!!"

Hawk:"Fawk you bastard!!!, how dare you finish the scraps!!!"

Fawk:"it's not my fault all those delicious scraps were just lying in the storage room waiting to be eaten. Besides, I wasn't the only one there you know. Both cawk and bawk were there as well and they ate just as much as I did."

Cawk and Bawk:"You backstabbing bastard!!! What happen to no secrets are to be revealed even if it costed us our lives???"

Fawk:"Well sorry to say this, but I don't plan to let you guys go scott free while I suffer with no scraps for the next few days."

Hawk:"That's it!!! From now on Fawk, Bawk and Cawk won't just be getting no scraps for the next few days, but when I return with my friend who can make the most delicious scraps you would ever be able to eat the three of you will be chained up while watching him make the scraps and everyone else will be eating the scraps right in front of you all while giving their thoughts on the divine food."

All of the pigs:"Gasp!!!"

Cawk:"Hah, as if there's anyone who can make good scraps."

Fawk:"Ya,what he said."

Hawk:"Oh really now. Hey Bawk, do you still remember the scraps that I shared with you during the first time we met???"

Bawk:(silent)(eyes suddenly widens) "Noooooooooooo!!! Lord hawk please, anything but that. You can't do this to me I will accept any punishment you see fit just please allow me to have those divine scraps!!!"

All the pigs:"GASP!!!"

Hawk:"To late for regrets now Bawk. Your gonna suffer for your actions."

Bawk:"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

(while all this was happening, king was just watching this with a dumbfounded expression.)

Hawk:"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S RIGHT SUFFER FROM YOUR ACTIONS."

Bawk:(Sniff, sniff) "what's the point of life if I won't be able to indulge myself eating the divine scraps."

Hawk:"hrmm, you know what Bawks because you were my first friend here in purgatory, I'll go a little lighter on you 2 days after your punishment I'll allow you to have some of the divine scraps."

Bawk:(Sniff, Sniff)" Oh thank you, thank you so much Master Hawk"

All the pigs:"ASS LICKER!"

(Having had enough of this king finally decided to intervene.)

King:" Hey Hawk.Enough family drama, let's get going already." (I think I might just get a massive headache if I continue to stay here)

Hawk:"Anyway, moving on. From now on until I return the leader of the group will be Dawk."

All the pigs:"DAWK!?? Why him tho???"

Hawk:"It's because he is the one always helping in finding good locations to gather our scraps and because he is the most loyal to me."

All the pigs :"ohhhhh."

Hawk:"So starting from now until I return, any and all problems you guys might have just go and rely on Dawk alright???"

All the pigs:"Yes sir!!! "

Hawk:"Good. OK king let's go. "

King:"Finally."

Hawk:"Im coming home!"

(And with that both King and Hawk started making their way back to the tavern.)