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Protagonists are my Stepping Stones

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_oinkchan · Anime e quadrinhos
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Lost, looking for a beauty to guide me home.

"SUPER IDOL DE XIAO RONG DOMI NE TIAN" I sang a beautiful song at the top of my voice as I jumped around in the air like a ninja looking for panties.

Why so?

It is because I am lost.

Well, at first I left the house to look for Hilda maybe to console her... I forgot why I left.... anyways I got distracted because of accidentally stepping on a dog.

The dog was at first going to bark at me and maybe even run and bite however I had my own cheat.

Baby Beel.

The kid is now using the dog as his horse. That's good. Now I don't need to be careful, previously I was constantly worried about his small pp going in my mouth by accident whenever he would twerk on my head.

I'll just let the dog suffer from my stepchild's pp accidentally going in his mouth. Maybe the dog will eat the pp or who knows we might even see a dog x human hybrid in the near future.

Either way, I win in both situations.

One less of a hassle.

As I was roaming around. I smelt tasty food, my eyebrows raised as I shrugged.

As I was roaming around, I started to observe my surroundings and noticed that I was in the red light district.

Red Light District is where all the wh*res and gambling takes place. Although I love being a pervert, I am not gonna go into a prostitution house.

I don't care even if I get to meet a girl from a doujin or something. I have my standards.

Plus I am bored right now. Pretty sure that my grandpa and family are partying right now. They must have been waiting for me to leave.

Honestly, I left on purpose. I have no interest in chatting with old wankers who are just going to act wise and mysterious.

Fuckers can't get erect so they come and troll the younger generation.

Rather I leave and spend my time better with a woman in need of an awesome handsome man a.k.a. Miki.

As I got readied to enter the gambling house, two people stopped me from entering.

"Stop right there!"

Tilting my head I saw a tall man with short silver hair and wearing glasses with square-shaped frames. He was wearing a white suit and white gloves.

Besides him was a woman dressed in men's clothes that looked similar to a butler. Most probably the person in disguise was trying to pass as a boy however my eyes are too good.

No woman can escape from its not at all creepy predatory gaze.

"Why should I stop?"

I spoke to the man who asked me the question not looking at him but rather at the disguised woman.

I remember who she is.

Seishirou Tsugumi

[Character Image]

The bodyguard of Chitoge from the anime/manga Nisekoi. I loved the manga of it. One of the first mangas I read. I even cried at the end of the manga.

As for the guy beside her, I remembered him too though I forgot his name and don't really care to know too.

I'll call him four-eyed tsundere.

The four-eyed tsun looked at me and emitted killing intent.

"The Beehive Gang have closed the den for today, general public can come back tomorrow. Today is an event only for VIPs."

Hmmmm it seems that this gambling house belongs to the beehive gang and it seems that they have kept a VIP gambling event.

Interesting.

"I am a VIP."

I smiled as I spoke, still staring at Tsugumi.

The man clicked his tongue as an angry cross came over his head. He glanced at Tsugumi and she instantly reacted.

Her leg came flying towards my face. I didn't duck nor did I block. I simply let it hit. As soon as it was going to touch my beautiful face, I held it tightly in my arms.

My fingers rolled towards her skin, moving upwards towards her waist. I pulled her into my arms shortly disarming her.

One hand of mine was on her waist as my crotch touched her butt while my other hand was placed on her boobs. A smile crept over my face as I immediately bit her ear and whispered in it.

"Cute. Dressing up as a boy."

Tsugumi's eyes widened in shock as embarrassment crept onto her face. For the first time, she looked into my eyes and fell into a daze.

Taking advantage of it, I molested her a bit more lol before snapping my fingers towards the four-eyed.

[Blood Manipulation]

*Fwooosh!!!*

*Bwackkk!!*

Blood splattered the ground coloring it red. My eyes glowed a pinkish violet as I for the first time glanced at four eyes.

He was coughing up blood. It wouldn't stop and was flowing out from his mouth, ears, nose, nails like as if a fountain.

A worried look came over my face as I glanced at Tsugumi especially at her chest which now looked like a woman's rather than a man's.

"You should take him to the hospital or else he will die due to blood loss."

Tsugumi finally snapped out of her daze as she looked at her teacher in horror.

"Claude!!!"

Oh so that was his name.... now I know.

I smiled at Tsugumi as I slowly entered the gambling house.

"Take care of your teacher, it seems that he has gotten too old that he is coughing blood like drinking water."

She bit her lips as she spoke.

"He is not that old.... did you do something to him?"

I frowned. Do I look that shameless?

An upright person like me would never do something so despicable, attacking as if to kill just to make an impression on a hot female.

Anyways.

"Byeee!!"

Was busy with real life.

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