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Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos

Ah, the "Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos"! It's not just any ordinary meditation technique, folks - it's a journey into the depths of your very being, a tumultuous ride through the chaotic waves of your mind, and an opportunity to connect with the Grand Dao of the universe. Picture this: you're sitting cross-legged on a cushion, eyes closed, and breathing deeply. Suddenly, you're hit with a barrage of thoughts and emotions, swirling around in your mind like a tornado. But don't panic, my friends - this is just the chaos at the beginning of your journey. As you continue to breathe and focus on the chaos, you'll start to notice something incredible happening. The chaos will start to dissipate, and you'll begin to feel a sense of calm and clarity. This is the Grand Dao starting to reveal itself to you. But wait, there's more! The "Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos" isn't just about finding inner peace - it's also about having a good laugh. Because let's face it, folks - life can be pretty chaotic sometimes. But by embracing the chaos and finding the humor in it, we can learn to navigate even the most tumultuous situations with ease. So there you have it, folks - the "Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos". It's like a rollercoaster ride for your mind, a journey to the center of your being, and a chance to connect with the universe - all wrapped up in a comedic package. Who knew chaos could be so much fun? 1chapter/every sunday keeps the demons away

MysticGuardian · Oriental
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17 Chs

Grand Master Lu Buwei

Once upon a time, in a world full of cultivators and grandmasters, there was a lazy cultivator named Lu Buwei. He was known throughout the land for his love of lounging around and his incredible ability to procrastinate. While all the other cultivators were constantly training, fighting, and striving for greatness, Lu Buwei was content to nap under a tree or take a leisurely stroll through the countryside.

Despite his laziness, Lu Buwei was not without his talents. He had a quick wit and a silver tongue, which he used to talk his way out of trouble and swindle unsuspecting victims out of their money. He also had a powerful spiritual sense, which allowed him to detect danger and avoid it with ease.

One day, while lounging in a meadow and watching the clouds go by, Lu Buwei had a sudden realization. "Why am I wasting my time cultivating and fighting like all these other fools?" he thought to himself. "I could be lounging around and enjoying life instead!"

And thus, Lu Buwei embarked on the path of the Grand Dao of Laziness. He spent his days napping, eating delicious food, and lounging in hot springs. He avoided all unnecessary exertion and took great care to preserve his energy.

At first, his fellow cultivators laughed at him and dismissed him as a worthless bum. But as time went on, they began to realize the brilliance of his approach. While they were constantly injuring themselves and depleting their energy with intense training, Lu Buwei was always well-rested and ready for anything.

One day, a powerful demon descended upon the land, wreaking havoc and terrorizing the people. The other cultivators sprang into action, eager to prove their worth and defeat the beast. But Lu Buwei remained lounging in his hammock, watching the chaos from a distance.

As the demon drew closer, the other cultivators began to falter. They were exhausted and injured, and their attacks seemed to have no effect on the beast. But Lu Buwei remained calm and collected. He waited until the demon was almost upon him, then unleashed a single, devastating attack that obliterated the demon and saved the day.

The other cultivators were stunned. They had never seen such power and precision in a single attack. They realized that Lu Buwei's laziness was not a weakness, but a strength. By conserving his energy and avoiding unnecessary exertion, he had become a master of the Grand Dao of Laziness.

From that day forward, Lu Buwei was known as the Laziest Grandmaster in all the land. He continued to lounge around and enjoy life, but his reputation as a powerful cultivator and defender of the realm only grew. And though he never lost his love of napping and lounging, he had proven that sometimes, the path of least resistance can lead to the greatest success.