Yes, it IS big!

Olvia and Galan were on a small ship, she was naked as usual and Galan looked at her, not understanding why. Olvia giggled and asked him if he liked what he saw, Galan told her that he didn't hate it but he was indifferent. She pouted and squeezed her breasts together, making them pop out as Galan rolled his eyes, saying that they were amazing, very sarcastically.

Olvia huffed and turned around, showing him her back as she complained that she left them out for him but he didn't care, maybe she should find someone else. Galan immediately told her no. She was surprised and looked at him, raising her sunglasses.

Galan crossed his arms in front of the snail array, telling her she wasn't going anywhere that wasn't his side. Olvia was more than happy to hear it, she jumped over and kissed him, hugging his arm as he ignored her, doing his work.

She smiled happily and walked to the Taffrails, sitting on it thinking about her life.

The wind blew her hair as she crossed her legs, looking out into the distance with a gentle smile. Galan looked at her and frowned slightly before taking a picture.

…

Galan covered his face and sighed, Olvia turned to him and laughed happily, she spread her hands out and threw her head back, laughing with intense joy.

[Sanji: I changed my mind. Galan, you're my hero.]

[Tony Stark: Even the toughest man will crumble eventually…]

[Doll: Dad! Damnit!]

[Kujaku: Pervert grandpa! Ahhaha!]

[Naruto: Pervert Grandpa! Hahahah!]

[Jiraiya: This is the way…]

[Aizen: …]

[Jiro: He's a pervert!]

[Denki: She's a pervert too though?]

[Momo Yao: A perfect pair!]

[Toru: How romantic! Too bad I can't appear on camera…]

[Mitsuki: Hm? Little girl, how about I get in touch with your parents?]

[Toru: ???]

[Mitsuki: You like my boy, we can schedule a wedding…]

[Toru: !!!]

[Katsuki: ?????]

[Izuku: HA- Ah?! Wait! Katsuki's getting married?]

[Inko: Ochako dear, would you like to come over after school today?]

[Ochako: !!!!]

[Izuku: !!!!]

[Ochako's Parents: A great idea! Inko, how about we exchange numbers…]

[Fuyumi Todoroki: Shoto! Bring your girlfriend too!]

[Momo: ?!??!]

Bullet looked at everyone in the class. They were all in a daze, he tilted his head and looked at the screen, staring at Galan, his eyes sparkling.

Everyone was talking about boyfriends and girlfriends, the boy thought of a certain girl and smiled slightly before looking at the desk sadly. She probably wouldn't notice someone like him.

Aizawa looked at Bullet and sighed to himself, they needed to do something about his inferiority complex… He looked at the white mask in Bullet's hands… Although, it wasn't an issue when the mask was on.

He sighed to himself, raising a kid was harder than he thought.

It was like there was an invisible wall in between Bullet and everyone else.

The scene went on

Kuzan reported that he scared them silly and gave details but Galan didn't want to hear Kuzan's story, however Kuzan continued anyway detailing how he acted evil even making a 'Fufufufu' laugh.

He continued with his crazy version of events, really enjoying himself as Olvia held her sides before laughing out loud and falling off the chair, crying from laughing so hard.

Finally Kuzan told him that they were going to Water 7, so was he and Garp plus CP9 were on the island.

Galan was stunned, this was starting to look like a party!

Kuzan asked him if it was alright for Robin to hate him so much and Galan told him to take his vacation before hanging up. Kuzan sighed and said that Galan was Ice cold on the outside but magma hot on the inside, a real man's man!

A few days later

They arrived at Water 7.

Galan told Olvia to stay near him and she hugged his arm as they got into a boat pulled by a Yagara bull.

They passed by a Mask shop and Galan bought Olvia a mask. She put it on and giggled happily. He sighed and thought she was very cute, but he had a job to do. He turned forward and looked around him at all the masked individuals.

He didn't like so many masked people walking around.

They continued along and the screen went in slow motion, showing Galan passing by Robin behind her back, before returning to normal as Robin turned around, frowning in confusion.

He couldn't be here, she thought.

Finally Sanji found her and she hurried away with a masked person.

Galan and Olvia got to Dock 1 and met with Iceberg, tossing out the Government agents inside. He ordered ships from Iceberg telling him that he would pay with money and devil fruits that would help them build ships faster…

Afterwards they left for a hotel under the guidance of Iceberg's secretary, Kalifa. Olvia held Kalifa's arm, pretending to be blind as she felt her up, saying that she bet that Kalifa was very beautiful, asking what soaps she used for her skin to be so smooth.

When they got to the hotel, Kalifa and Olvia were like bestfriends, holding each other's hands, giving a tearful goodbye.

Olvia waved goodbye in the wrong direction and Galan rolled his eyes walking into the hotel as Olvia grabbed his arm quickly.

They walked into the room as Olvia went on about how she made a friend today, seemingly very happy.

Galan raised a bookcase's bookshelf and found a snail bug hidden in it. He sneered slightly, putting the shelf down as Olvia said about how she hoped Iceberg could approve of their shipment, saying that Water 7 was so nice, maybe they could even get a special love ship just for the two of them.

Galan's lips twitched as Olvia giggled.

In another house, someone was listening to a snail bug as Kalifa walked in, ice cold as she asked the person what was happening. The person replied that he thinks they were in a relationship but Kalifa kicked him angrily asking about their goal, not their relationship!

The person replied that he didn't know, they didn't talk much, he corrected himself that Galan didn't talk much.

Kalifa changed her tune saying that she hopes they end up together, Olvia was very sweet. The person was stunned and accused her of getting mad for no reason and she replied that that was sexual harassment, but the person was dumbfounded.

Back in the room

Galan was sitting around, drinking as he looked out the window while Olvia asked him nonsense questions as she walked around the room.

'Fleet Admiral, do you think I'm cute?'

She always addressed him as Fleet Admiral, asking him if he liked big or small breasts.

The screen split and showed the person listening as well. His thoughts revealed as he liked big ones then he shook his head, focusing on the mission.

After a while the person threw off the bug and said he wasn't doing this anymore, he was going to go crazy! They had no useful information at all!

Another man walked in telling Blueno that the operation depended on whether the Fleet Admiral would take action. Revealing Nico Robin to be sitting there! She told Lucci that she didn't care at all.

Lucci revealed the special name Galan had when he was a Vice Admiral for the Cipher Pol agents, the One Mouthed Ogre. Lucci gave an explanation saying that it was because everywhere Galan went, disaster followed, nobody was left in the wake of his footsteps.

Pirates, Underground Figures, Criminals, they would all disappear without even bones remaining!

Robin didn't care. She believed herself to be cursed as well, however it was actually Galan doing everything so she was a bit silly at the moment.

Olvia continued asking questions… Asking if he liked her breasts, if her butt was plump, if he could kiss her, what he thought their kids would look like…

Blueno was going insane and Galan looked at her strangely, but she looked at him expectantly. He furrowed his brows and went to his notebook, ignoring her. This annoying woman would be the death of him!

Just before CP9 left for the operation Blueno heard Olvia ask Galan if he was big or small, he held the snail wondering if he should kill it or not. After this, Olvia yawned and asked Galan to sleep with her. He agreed and Blueno was excited!

He prayed for them to sleep so he didn't have to listen anymore.

Galan went to the bed and really got in, ready to sleep. Olvia curled her lips into a mischievous grin as she jumped on the bed, giggling 'Oh Wow! Fleet Admiral~' Blueno's face froze and his nose started bleeding.

Olvia jumped on the bed and giggled saying that he was so big and wow and moaning lightly. Galan laid on his back staring at the ceiling wondering why him…

Blueno covered his nose as Olvia ran to the bookcase and threw herself at it, making a loud noise in Blueno's ear, she leaned over to the snail bug and moaned loudly.

Blueno fell off the chair, blood spurting from his nose as Kalifa kicked him angrily.

Galan glanced at Olvia and she gave him a thumbs up with a cute wink, sticking her tongue out. He let out a breath and turned away, ignoring her. She skipped on the ground, not making a single sound before drilling into the bed and snuggling up to him.

[Blueno: IT WAS FAKE!?]

[Sanji: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU STUPID BULL-HAIRED FREAK! AHAHAHAHAH!]

[Nico Robin: Mother… Pfft~!]

[Tony Stark: Way to go!]

[Starlight: Oh my, Olvia…]

[Nico Olvia: Hehe~! If you were wondering, yes! It is big.]

[Mt. Lady: !!!]

[Mirko: !!!]

[Faye Valentine: !!!]

[Diana: !!!]

[Nebula: !!!]

[Mei Terumi: !!!]

[Lilica: !!!]

[Carol Danvers: !!!]

[IM: !!!]

[Morgana: !!!]

[Lady Nagant: !!!]

[Nico Olvia: Heh. Sorry, ladies. He's mine!]

[Mirko: Not officially.]

[Lilica: +1!]

Galan's eyes twitched as he looked at Olvia, grinning evilly while typing away, starting a war in the chat with women from other universes… he ignored this stupid woman and turned back to the screen.