Chapter 3: New member and the most humiliating slap

The sailing the past few day is without problems. Luffy and Zoro are just chatting while resting while Ririka and Rika are cooking on the stove I brought out.

On the other hand I'm sitting in Ayla's lap while Ty Lee sits on mine while at the front of the canoe looking out at the sea. The last few days we had to go without night activities since we don't want the others to see or hear us, but that's fine as well as just cuddling is fine.

Our skinship was first receiving weird looks but they already stopped minding it after seeing it everyday. Through their heads went just one thought.

'They are lovers anyway.'

Now sailing for a few days without aim is making me worried.

'When will that bird appear or where is Nami? Our group needs to go to Cocoyashi village to screw over and loot Arlong and that rat marine. We can get a lot of bounty and money from that!'

My nervousness made me question if I should rely on my knowledge of their adventure, since I already caused some butterflies by sabotaging Alvida, screwing over the marines in Shells town and taking my new cook duo.

'Should I just leave things to canon? No It's not guaranteed that the bird and Nami are already here because of my butterfly effect. I should probably use my powers.'

˝Miracle-miracle 5%- Divinate the location of Nami!˝

Closing my eyes to feel the light pull on my soul I shift my head to the right side.

Launching Ty Lee up to the crows nest to do come acrobatic moves, I stand up and go to the jump to Luffy's boat.

˝Luffy! We are turning 40° starboard, so jump on our canoe so it's faster. I can feel our navigators presence there!˝

˝WHOA! You can feel their presence?! Are you some kind of psychic?˝

˝Yes now jump!˝

I grab the sleeping Zoro and throw him onto the canoe, while Luffy jumps himself. Storing The boat I jump back to the canoe to a stupid sight.

Zoro is still sleeping like it doesn't matter with his face on the deck and his ass sticking in the air.

'This guy… How did he survive till now? How can he even contend to be the strongest swordsman?!'

I facepalm before going to the rudder. I turn the boat to starboard (right) and turn to Ayla.

˝Ayla, can you hold the rudder while I make wind to speed us up?˝

˝Ok, need anything else?˝

˝No just keep us going that way *points finger*. If we go off course, I will tell you.˝

Ty Lee jumps from the crows nest leaving Luffy alone up there and landing beside me.

˝Oh, are we going to airbend?˝

˝Yes, you can help if you want.˝

˝Sure! Tell me what I should do.˝

She seems to be happy to help me. I point to the right side of the canoe.

˝Go stand there and I'll be on the other side. Now make the wind in front of us split to your side and spin clockwise directing it back into the sail to push us forward. Now we have to both do it at the same time so the canoe doesn't turn. Ready? Go!˝

Using air manipulation we split the air in front of the canoe in two, make it circle around it and then with her spinning clockwise and me counter clockwise each half of the wind is redirected into the back of the sail. This eliminated wind resistance while also giving us another boost.

˝Now keep spinning slowly like this and let's keep it up for a while. It's also good training for you.˝

˝Yes Lyn-Lyn!˝

I almost tripped hearing my new nickname from her.

'WTF?! It sounds like Big Moms name! I don't want to be reminded of that fat bitch every time you call me!'

˝Lee, please change the nickname! It sound like Big Moms name!˝

˝Fuuu, you are not fun at all! Then you will be… Lynxy!˝

˝Good enough...˝

'I will have to be the one to name our kids…'

I give up on her naming sense and just continue to airbend.

˝Whoa! You can make things disappear and use wind?! I'm definitely recruiting you!˝

˝We ain't joining!˝

All of my crew yelled at the same time even Rika.

'Sheesh. You are fun to play with, but I rather stay with someone dependable like captain Clawe!'

Is what is going through her mind.

But no matter our rejection, he still laughs not minding it.

'He was fun in the show, but how he is forcing himself on other people isn't fun anymore when I have my own objectives… Oh! I will just split with them by taking Vivi to Alabasta, while they should go by their log pose. Note to self- buy many log poses, so I can send them away with no problems.'

A few hours later I notice Ty Lee being spent and is already a shaking a bit.

˝Ok, you can stop Lee!˝

She breathes out because of her sore muscles before just planting down to rest. She closes her eyes for a bit before she feels a shadow over her. Opening her eyes she sees me picking her up like a princess before going to the bored Ayla to sit in her lap.

Ayla is quickly elated and hugs me from behind, making me rest on her heavenly pillows. Ty Lee on the other hand just squeezes more into my embrace enjoying my warmth and smell.

˝Thanks Ayla for holding the rudder, you were also great Ty Lee. Holding out this long I actually felt your control get better. But next time just bend the wind instead of using your own power to push it. For this much time you need to master the breathing technique and up your endurance.˝

She just nods before burying her head into my chest again. Smiling at the girls antics I notice that I am hungry.

˝Hey Ririka? Is the lunch ready?˝

˝Lunch?!˝

The previously sleeping Luffy jumped from the crows nest like a starved beast. But because he didn't look he jumped on Zoro's still raise in the air ass.

˝WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA YOU MORON?!˝

He is already pissed and gave Luffy some head bumps.

˝Lunch! Is there meat?!˝

He ignores the pissed Zoro and stares at the huge pot full of food. Smelling the delicious aroma of the curry he jumps right at it making Ririka duck in fear.

˝Air blast!˝

A stream of air hits Luffy, preventing the poor curry to be devoured by only him and launches him off the canoe.

Raising my hand use my limited waterbending to make Luffy float atop of it so that Zoro could pull him back up.

˝You cooled your head now? Good! Rika give everyone a bowl of curry.˝

turning back to Luffy to give him a glare.

˝If you again try to devour all the food like an animal, I will treat you like one and not feed you for punishment.˝

My words caused Luffy to imitate the artwork 'the scream', but I don't care.

'You did nothing the whole time, now you want to eat all the food? Dream on bitch!'

Rika handed out the bowls and of course Luffy devoured his immediately before asking for another. Since he is at least behaving with manners (besides his eating habits) I leave him alone to let him finish the food once everyone had their fill.

˝Land! There is land ahead!˝

Rika yelled after she climbed to the crows nest from boredom.

˝I'll go check it out. Be right back.˝

I take out a glider and fly up towards the island while dodging Luffy's arm that tries to grab on.

��Sheesh, stop being such a kid. I'm not going to fight them alone… I need the bastards for Ayla's battle addiction.˝

Flying above the island I quickly scan it and see Buggy's ship in the port and the dead streets of the town.

'Yup definitely Orange town! Now is Nami here…? Oh there she is!'

I quickly descend down to the grand chase of a thief. Absorbing the glider I land in the midst of the pirates with an air bomb.

*BOOOM!*

The pirates got tossed into the air flying over a few buildings and Nami fell down from the airwave.

˝*Whistle* I didn't expect them to fly like that… But I did descend from hundreds of meters.˝

I walk towards the redhead and pick up the map on the floor.

˝So this is the map of the grandline? This is shit!˝

I am disappointed from the low quality. I only shows the entrance and a few starter islands.

˝Give it back!˝

Nami finally realizes I took the map from her and tries to snatch it.

˝Nope can't do!˝

I dodge and start to circle around her on an air scooter just to piss her off.

Nami gets angry but then remembers how strong I actually am.

˝Would you please give it to the little old me?˝

She makes an sexy pose with her index finger on her lips and with the other hand exposing a bit of cleavage. I stop stare at her and say.

˝That won't work on me girl. I got two girls already and they are both more beautiful than you.˝

˝What was that?! You saying that I am ugly?!˝

She is pissed off by telling that she isn't beautiful and tries to hit me. But striking an airbender who also has observation haki? Not in this lifetime, so she misses.

˝When did I call you ugly? I only said I had two more beautiful girls than you. But anyway, you want this map, thief?˝

She looks away and clicks her tongue at me calling her a thief.

˝Don't you want treasure? I can easily steal it from Buggy you know.˝

˝Really?˝

She looks at me doubtingly but also with a little greed.

˝Of course! But let's go to my friends first.˝

I absorb the map making her gawk until I grabbed her hand, making her sink into me.

˝Wait! No! Sto-!˝

I take out my glider and fly back to my group. Landing there I see Luffy pissed off.

˝Why did you leave alone! At least let me fly with you!˝

I just roll my eyes before ejecting Nami from my body. She falls on her knees while having Berry signs instead of eyes. But as the gold disappeared from her hand she snaps back to reality.

˝What?! Where is all the gold?! You! Where am I?˝

At first she is confused, then she started raging at me, while trying to grab me collar. Bad move in front of my girls!

Ty Lee only passed her and already blocked all her pressure points while Ayla grabbed and held her up.

˝AAAAAHHHH!˝

She screams from fright at the sudden helplessness of her body and being held up by a giant.

˝Relax relax! We won't hurt you. Ty Lee you can unblock her limbs as she is weak.˝

Ty Lee nods then unblock her pressure points and comes for a hug with me.

˝Now first off my name is Clawe D Lynx. This here are my girls Ty Lee and Ayla, my crewmates Ririka and Rika. We are a group of adventurers. Accept those two, they friendly pirates Monkey D Luffy and Roronoa Zoro.˝

I introduce everyone to Nami and gaze at her.

˝I am Nami… A thief stealing from pirates.˝

˝Nice to meet you. Now we came here because I predicted we will find our navigator here and that's you. For the payment, you will get the map from before and us saving your island.˝

She flinches at the mention of her island.

˝What do you know about me?˝

She asks dead serious.

˝That tattoo on your shoulder is for the crewmembers of Arlong pirates right? You must be from the local village they terrorize. So I am offering you a hand.˝

She covers her tattoo and screams.

˝Don't you dare come! You will only ruin my hard work and die for nothing!˝

I look at the island and see that we are almost in the port.

˝Please wait a moment. Guys prepare for docking! In this city are the Buggy pirates! They are more or less a circus show. But be careful because they resort to cheap tricks. Zoro, there is a wannabe swordsman so he is yours. Buggy the clown actually has the chop-chop fruit, swords don't work on him and he can detach limbs and have them float, so he can sneakily backstab you. You can go beat them up and tie them up, but bring Buggy to me.˝

˝Hey I am the captain!˝

Luffy complains.

˝You are Zoro's captain and my ally. I only gave you some information so you don't get hurt by cheap tricks.You can fight anybody, but the one who brings me Buggy will get meat!˝

I take out the meat I stole from the marine base and give it to Ririka to cook.

Seeing the meat, Luffy launches himself with a rocket into the town while screaming for Buggy.

'*Sigh* So food is more important than being in charge…'

Soon we were docked and the sound of fighting echoed out, so Zoro and Ayla rushed into the town as well. Ty Lee opted to stay by my side and hang around my neck.

'Once her heart fell she became all loved dovey. She is so cute!'

I bring out chairs, a table and some bottles of juice. Rika made the puppy eyes so I gave her her favorite cherry juice. I sit down with Ty Lee and beckon Nami to do the same.

˝What is that power? You can store objects and people?˝

˝It's a devil fruit power. Can do other things as well, but you totally wish to have this power, don't you?˝

I grin as I know how she would love to have this in her robbing attempts.

˝But anyway, you are working for Arlong to save your village right? What are the conditions?˝

She clenches her fists and bites her lip from remembering the bastard.

˝You are right. He taxes 100.000 for adults and 50.000 berry for kids for allowing them to live for another year or he kills them. I am working for him, making maps and if I collect 100 million berries, I can buy the villages freedom from his reign.˝

Ririko and Rika gasp at the revelation of even more of a tyrannical rule while I look at her with a raised eyebrow.

˝Are you stupid? If he kept you so long to work for him, you must be valuable to him and will not allow you to buy the freedom. He is the kind of bastard that will have someone get your saved stash of money so you would never truly escape from him.˝

Hearing my words her face pales in horror thinking of any way out, but soon tears start to flow down her face.

˝All these years! For nothing?! Then what should I do?! Fishmen are too strong and you aren't able to defeat them!˝

˝Pfft hahahaha!˝

Me and Ty Lee both burst into laughter.

˝What's so funny?! Are you laughing at my misfortune?!˝

Nami becomes furious towards our reaction.

˝Hahaha no! Well it's funny how you think those bastards are actually undefeatable. You know he was just a weak punk in the grandline and came to east blue because it's the 'weakest' sea? His bounty is what? 20 million? In the grandline there are pirates with a bounty of hundreds of millions and even billions! And let me tell you, most of them are all humans!˝

Nami freezes in shock hearing this information and starts shaking her head in denial.

˝And let me tell you something Nami. If we were pirates and had a bounty put on us looking at out power, just me, Ayla and Ty Lee would have a combined bounty around 500 million! See here!˝

I stand up and jump to the harbor, there I rip off a part of a building and hold it easily in my right hand. Next I throw it into the air and start circling around my hands easily creating a small tornado before making it disappear without a trace. Quickly jumping back to the canoe I sit down and open my juice to leisurely drink.

With a smug expression I look at Nami's face with her eyes bulging out of their sockets and her chin resting on the table.

˝Now, I offer you a deal. We will take care of Arlong and his minions, return half of the money accumulated by him to the villages, destroy and loot the corrupt marines that support Arlong. In exchange… You will become our navigator without conditions. Believe me that this is the best and only offer you will ever get.˝

I offer her my hand and wait for her response. She looks at it with internal battles happening inside about what to do until she finally says.

˝This feels like a deal from a devil. Are you sure you are not a pirate?˝

She chuckles.

˝Everything has a price, don't you agree? But you will finally be free of worry and be able to pursue your dreams while being our navigator. You have them right?˝

˝I agree, but will I really have the chance to pursue my dream? I want to make a map of the whole world.˝

˝Hahaha, is that it? Then there is no better chance than this since we will be sailing the whole world to have adventures! So is it a deal?˝

She looks again at my hand, musters her courage and reaches for it.

˝Deal!˝

˝Great! Now we have a navigator. You can prepare the course for Syrup village to go look for a better ship. This canoe will only be good for the east blue. I will go for a stroll if you don't mind.˝

I hold Ty Lee's hand while we go towards Buggy's monstrosity of a ship. There we loot the anything of worth and slowly go into the rowdytown. There I met the mayor in front of the pet shop. I throw half of the money I looted from Buggy towards him.

˝Here, the courtesy of the Clawed adventurers and the Strawhat pirates. Go hide for a bit while the others clean the bastards up and then you can rebuild the town.˝

I wave at the mayor and walk off with Ty Lee.

˝Wait! We don't need help from pirates!˝

He looks offended as he sees this as pity. I only shout over my shoulders.

˝We don't care, we do what we want! Be it good things or bad things, but we never hurt the general populace!˝

We leave him behind with these words.

Our leisurely walk end in the main square… Or at least what is left of it. Pirates were littering the ground but Buggy is still standing confused with Zoro at the side watching at Luffy and Ayla brawl for who gets to fight Buggy.

˝He is mine! All the meat is mine!˝

˝No, I want a real challenge. The cannon fodder was too boring!˝

Even when Ayla is stronger than Luffy, all her attacks are blunt so they do no damage to him. On the other hand he is not fast or strong enough to seriously hit Ayla.

My left eye starts to twitch from annoyance.

˝What the fuck are you doing here?! I was so bored of waiting I came personally, just to see you two arguing… Enough of this.˝

Remembering I unlocked armament haki, I appear near Buggy and punched him away. He crashes into the building but soon comes out with only a slight bruise.

˝What the fuck is your assholes problem?! Shitting all over my parade!˝

He sends his hands full of daggers at me, which I continuously dodge without a problem. Seeing him whole I start to think about the armament haki.

'Looks like I can't use it on my hands yet… So only my dick has it?'

I soru next to him and this time use my dick slap him. He is sent flying but again he is okay.

˝Oy oy! What is wrong with you?! Why would you do that to another man?!˝

'Doesn't work, huh? Maybe I need extra motivation?'

I appear next to Ty Lee and whisper into her ear.

˝Tell me something sexy.˝

She blushes before she whispers something back. My dick became hard as if I bloodbended it to stand and soon I feel the feeling of armament haki I felt last time.

˝Well you are finished now!˝

I soru again and dick slap him now with my armament covered dick. He is sent flying and even loses some teeth. Again I soru and slap him into the air. The cycle of soru and slapping continues till I slap him down into the ground unconscious.

˝Took long enough!˝

I look around and see the horrified looks from Zoro and Luffy, but a panting hot gaze from Ayla.

˝Hey don't look at me like that! I only have haki on my dick for now!˝

˝What is haki?˝

Zoro asks even when he is terrified from imagining being defeated like that.

˝Armament haki is a power that allows you to solidify your body or cover your weapons to increase their durability, while allowing to damage devil fruit users like logia or someone like Luffy, who is made from rubber.˝

˝Ah? So that's why grandpa's fists hurt?˝

˝Probably, who is he even?˝

I feign ignorance.

˝Monkey D Garp.˝

˝Oh, the marine hero vice admiral. Well good luck running from him. And now, where were we?˝

I turn towards Buggy and go towards him. Taking out a fruit from my inventory I put it on top of him and placing my hand on top of it.

˝Absorb-absorb devil fruit!˝

The fruit atop Buggy quickly start to mutate. The fruit is purple looking like a over-sized raspberry or a miniature pineapple with swirls over it.

˝Well that's that! Strip them to their underpants and tie them up for the townsfolk to deal with them.˝

I eject ropes, take the fruit and prepare to leave until I remember the previous bullshit.

˝Oh, because I took are of Buggy, I get the most meat. Be fast at tying them all up or I will eat everything.˝

˝NOOOO MY MEAAAAT!!!˝

Luffy rips the clothes off the pirates with no regard and quickly ties them up. Zoro and Ayla also join quickly.

'He who controls food and booze is at the top.'

I walk back to the canoe with Ty Lee and are greeted by a ton of meat and Nami calculating the journey on her maps.

˝Well I looted Buggy and we made 5 million berry.˝

Nami's hands stop and she looks at me with Berry signs in her eyes.

˝Haha, If you stare like that just for 5 million, be prepared for shock when we arrive at the grandline! A single windfall can be over hundreds of millions!˝

She smiles like the Joker, probably thinking that she made a great choice with that deal.

Sitting down at the table I start to eat the meal while waiting for the three battle junkies to come back, which wasn't long as they ran as if their asses were on fire.

As soon as they were aboard I gave them space to take the food, but hit any hand that would stuff their mouths without regard for others. Finishing the meal I eject Luffy's boat to let them go back on and raised tha anchor.

˝Let's set off for Syrup village!˝

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Stats:

Power: Can lift 4 tons per hand or 10 tons when straining himself.

Speed: Runs around 50 km/h or 14 m/s for hours without end. Can reach 90 km/h or 25 m/s when using his bending without soru.

Haki:

Observation: Small achievement. Can feel 5 meters around himself. With airbending hypersensitivity it reaches 15 meter.

Armament: Small achievement. Can harden his dick even more.

Devilfruits:

Miracle-miracle fruit:

Currently 116%

Absorption-absorption fruit:

Currently can hold 10 tons of items and 3 living beings not weighing more than 100 kg.

Money: 15 million berry

Crew:

Ty Lee: Fighter, scout, wife

Ayla: Fighter, wife

Ririka: Chef

Rika: Chef apprentice

Nami: Navigator

Alliances:

Straw hats:

Monkey D Luffy (Captain, brawler)

Roronoa Zoro (First mate, swordsman)