A Demon Is Blessed With Second Chance At Happiness?!

Darkness? That's all I can call this peaceful void. It feels like I'm floating or walking, honestly, I don't know. What I do know is that I've been... moving through this place for quite some time. I can say that it's probably been a decade or so. Then out of nowhere, I saw something bright approaching...

SHIT! FUCK!? Jesus! So damn bright.

"Sorry, unfortunately, Jesus is unavailable at the moment."

Huh!? Then the fuck are you?

"I'm a ROB. You know, a random overpowered being."

*Snicker*

"What the hell are you laughing at, last time I remember you are the one who died."

So is that what Gods are calling themselves nowadays? That's so lame. I thought, if anything, something like(*Input Male Celestial Voice Here*), "I'm a descendent of Ragnarök ". That would have been more fitting. I mean that's just my thoughts and I agree that ROB is a simpler term when referring to Gods but why did you guys change from Gods to...

"Stop, we're getting off-topic. I don't have much time for every soul that comes here. Since my name is too complicated for a mortal like you, call me Joker. I'm going to reincarnate you into the world of One Piece because that's one of the few places that will accept your... personality."

Me?! I get to be reincarnated. Why though? And what's the catch? You know my track record is 'hellish' in simpler words and with what I've done, I am far from being qualified for reincarnation. And I'm presuming with 3 wishes?

"Yes, that is correct. To answer your question, you caused, what we ROBs call, indirect good consequences which give you less good karma them normal good deeds. But throughout your life, your actions, although brutal, have given many unfortunate souls such irrational fear that they, funnily enough, actively contributed to society. Like the man you shot in the genital region who was a chemical engineer, and later developed a regenerative supplement to cure his... disability. It only worked on intact body parts though but lead to the help of millions. There are other examples but we don't have time for that."

So how does this work exactly? Shit, I didn't come prepared.

"Yes, now before you interrupted, you are going to the One Piece world and you get 3 wishes. These 3 wishes have limitations, so you can't wish for Satoru Gojo's powers. After the wishing process is done you will be 'conscious' at the age of 10. After then your body will slowly get used to your powers as you age."

Why One Piece though, I mean it isn't Demon Slayer or Dragon Ball Z but it's still a well-balanced world.

"To put it simply, it's also easier to reincarnate people there. There are strong people, and the growth system is closely linked to willpower and luck. 'And we usually degrade the wishes they use if they're too powerful.' So you might meet some people."

Ok, so what about characters with powers?

"We will treat the powers as devil fruits not depending on their origin."

What do you mean by origin?

"..."

*Sigh*

"So what do you want to wish for"

So you're not going to tell me. Okay fine, have it your way. Let me think for a minute.

Hmmm??

For my first with I would like to have the abilities, combat skills, and blueprints for all of Shay Cormac's possessions from the game Assassin's Creed Rouge.

"Ah, yes. your wish is granted. Shay Cormac is a fearsome man. He is a dangerous man, both on land and at sea but he is still human. But why not Ezio Auditore or Edward Kenway."

That's because Ezio is who has 3 games, which have their positives and negatives, and Edward Kenway is a man who is strong on the sea, yes, and could give The Morrigan a run for its money but on land, his equipment and maybe his skills fall behind Shay. So I'm not changing my mind.

"Fine smartass, next wish"

I want to have the body and knowledge of Shinmon Benimaru from Fire Force.

"Granted, however, you won't get the current strength and technique proficiency that he has."

I know I didn't wish for that anyway. But make sure that my wish is complete. When I say I want his body, that also includes his powers.

"So do you want to want to make that your third wish?"

Ok, listen and listen clearly cheapskate. I know what you're doing and I'll say this as clearly as I can. My SECOND wish is that I want to have the body and knowledge of Shinmon Benimaru which INCLUDE the genetics that allows him to use both second and third-generation pyrokinetic abilities and his physical potential. If you want to be technical about it, there do exist Lunarians. So my wish isn't out of bonds.

"Ok fine, what's the third wish you want? I'm tired of you."

*Silence*

"Come on I haven't got all day."

I... I wish to forget about my past life but I don't want to lose my personality and mindset because I don't want to lose myself.

'Joker was surprised. Joker has met souls who want to forget about some parts of their lives but not all of them. Joker however was not going to tell him that, as per reincarnation law, some memories are lost as a price for living again.'

"Your wish is granted. I hope this life is at least a better one than the one you lived before."

A portal opened up and I started getting sucked in. It felt dangerous. It was pitch black as the last thing I heard was Joker, with a big grin on his face, saying, "Goodbye Benimaru Shinmon!"

Wait a minute, I'm The Demon Of Mother Nature, M... S.....

Huh. Wait what, who am I?