Starting Over Again? Choice?

"Alright let's do this over again... we have wasted to much time bickering here" (Saburou)

"Well you started it first..."(Eris)

"Alright... alright, let's just finish this whole wishing things first okay?"(Saburou)

".... No more joking okay."(Eris)

"Cross my heart."(Saburou)

"Ehem... Kido Saburou - san, now please tell me your wish, but let me tell you this first, you cannot change the destination of your world with your wish since I already applied your soul to the god who govern that world." (Eris)

"No problem about that, but I will be there in the canon time right?" (Saburou)

"Yes, you will be transmigrated a year before the canon starts. Now can you tell me your wish? There are lines of souls behind you so I would appreciate it we can finish this business quickly."(Eris)

"It's not good to rush things you know, calm down lady. Let me thought it through first."(Saburou)

"Can you just ask some kind of super powers and ability that you want? I will adjust it to the level where you won't be an anomaly in that world. I don't have that much free time you know."(Eris)

"Oh come on, can't you be more patient to your future apostle? Can't you think that if I don't pick the right ability I will end up as another weakling? In that sense, I won't be able to spread your name in that world you know, it will end up as a lose-lose situation. Calm down a little and let me think up a perfect win-win case for both of us. Let the other soul wait for a little while longer, they already dead already, it won't get any worse than that right?"(Saburou)

"Hmm, you got a point there, even though you are a pervert. Very well, I will wait for your wish then, but please be quick."(Eris)

"Yes, yes.... I got it girl..."(Saburou)

*Time Skip* 6 hours later

"Are you done?" (Eris)

"Not yet"(Saburou)

*Time Skip* 12 hours later

"It has been 18 hours! Have you got your wish now?"

"Stop bothering me, I'm thinking this very carefully. I don't want to end up being a vegetable okay. Just be patient, I will call you when I'm done."(Saburou)

*Time Skip* 3 Days later

"ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?!?!? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG TO YOU FOR YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!"(Eris)

"Stop pestering me you fucking board!"(Saburou)

"DID YOU JUST CALLED ME FLAT AGAIN?!?!"(Eris)

"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLYWOOD!"(Saburou)

"DAMN YOU %#*&##*&"(Eris)

*Heaven Above*

"Ehm... Manager sir, I think you need to go personally for this case." (???)

"Huh? why do I have to end this amusing farce? It's been a while since something like this happen you know. Ahh, I forgot that you're still new here, well I will tell you that this job is super boring so watching this kind of comedy act is an entertainment for me you know?" (Manager)

"... sir, there are more than 50 souls on the waiting line right now, if we let them be for much longer, I'm afraid that the higher up will come down here to check the situation. Please sir, I don't want to lose this job yet.(???)

"*sigh* I don't have much choice in this matter huh... Alright, wait here, I will go there." (Manager)

*Back to the comedy scene*

"Why don't you get it? Do I have to repeat my words a hundreds time till your tiny little brain board can understand?"(Saburou)

"You're the one who..."(Eris)

"Enough!" (???)

"What, who?!?" (Saburou)

"*Sweat* Sir manager.... why are you here?"(Eris)

"*sigh* Enough Eris, I will take it from here."(Manager)

"But, I had a soul contract with him." (Eris)

"I know, I will take care of it, the waiting line is getting longer and longer, we can't waste more time. Do you understand?" (Manager)

"Yes, Sir!"(Eris)

"Alright young man, I have a 2 choice for you here. The first choice is I can make your 5 wishes into 10 chance to use the wheel of fortune. You can get many abilities, items, and others ranged from the lowest rank which is the F-rank to the highest rank this wheel can get which is the SSS-Rank but what you got will have to depend on your own luck, by the way the probability chance to get any abilities higher than A-Rank is less than 1% okay. The second choice is you can exchange all 5 wish of yours to me for 1 SSS-Rank ability. So, what your choice?"(Manager)

"Is there perhaps any third choice available there by chance?"(Saburou)

"No. By the way, I forgot to mention that if you choose the first choice, You will get an extra draw for every 10 draws in the wheel of fortune."(Manager)

"Why don't you just say that you want me to gacha my own abilities huh?" (Saburou)

"Oh come on, you will be a fixed chance to get an S-Rank ability at the ten draws you know, it's not a bad deal right?"(Manager)

"I know this is not related at all to this case but I really have to ask you this. Perhaps did you work in a game company before you work here?"(Saburou)

"Hmm? How did you know? I work at Heaven branch Delight Works before, The job is really difficult there you know, we have to watch over and take care many time lines. I even remembered an old man called Zeltherick or something that made my job even worse. Taking care of different time lines and alternate universes is very tiring, working here is much better than working there, even though it's quite boring here, but at least I don't have to put my life on the line. You know...."(Manager)

Delightworks.... Isn't that the one who made Fate Grand Order or FGO for short? The Fate series... it actually exist as well... welp, I'm glad to that my destination will be One piece and not that universe. But now I know why this old man really want me to choose the first choice. He had some hand with the making of gacha right, the less than 1% chance is the prove of it.

Well at this point I don't know how my question became the anchor for this... old man? To suddenly tell his life time story, and I don't want to hear it as well. I can see Eris daydreaming right now and didn't even care to hear this old man. *sigh* I want this to over already, bickering with Eris is much more enjoyable then this torture.

*Time Skip* 4 Hours later

" There was a time when I need ran away from the woman named Scata.. something before. She killed a god before you know and I'm not lying to you here. She was super pretty but super scary as well. Even now I'm..." (Manager)

"SIR MANAGER!!! Please stop telling your life story and proceed the transmigration process of this man now! Can you see that they have lost the light in their eyes. You have always been like this, now please finish this job quickly." (???)

Suddenly a young girl or goddess with silver long hair and a pair of golden eyes appeared beside the old man. Well she is very beautiful and of course an apple for my eyes. But the thing that made me grateful for her is that she stopped this old man from continuing his story! At last I'm free from this torture.