Gas station stalker

It's been 13 days. I have an insatiable hunger and I don't understand a word of Japanese outside of whatever my greasy past me knew. And as I have noticed the people around me are literally 2d, I have no real depth perception, And night vision because the entire place is washed out of color like a poor overworked animation studios struggle to pump out episodes.

But 13 days is enough for me to feel hunger..

Insane levels of hunger.

This should explain itself, but look at these shit heads feeling safe because All Might is in town.

The thing is he can't be everywhere. He is great in a fight with powerful villains and is more than capable for petty crimes.

But he can't catch everyone right?

Especially if I'm only taking out some poor fucked sunbaked doodle. Some quirk he's got. Pokémon ripoff antlers, a pale waddle bee, or whoolooop whatever. Or the gen 1 anime Waah! himself!!

\Holy shit I wanna knaw his skull open and eat his face from inside of it.

That's right all of em' are moving frames of an anime. every fraction of a moment they are recreated in a different pose mimicking movement, I don't care how long this can last.

It's just a serialized manga. I don know shit and for all I know I'm just blots of ink in a manga that belongs to a failure that probably got wank stains on it because it was lost in the layers of dakimakura on his bed.

*CRASH*

A giant mutant shark villain with Rasta hair bursts a train while holding a bulging purse with astonishingly (I swore this word exists apparently not entirely. Millions wear hats)

long straps, I guess the lady he stole it from had a nice kit goin on with her purse. Maybe it's a max level purse made along side 1st class hero gear.

*BOOM*

MT LADY, a wasted hero considering how powerful she is supposed to be. I'm even doubtful of her capabilities as a graduate of Yuuei High.

Flaunting her ass for attention. In a poor imitation of Nemuri I'm certain. Such a blaring problem Yu Takeyama has, I will in good faith as a humble down to earth guy. Bring her head down from the clouds.

*BANG*

Through some of the rubble all the sudden appearances of the Heroes. Now frozen in the air as the large rubble is wrapped in tendrils of wood. He appears to have been buffed compared to canon, nice. nice. nice. Maybe his quirk chased after a specific series of tree species over the years he trained it.

Right as the sliding group of extras holding cameras chanting 'money shot' arrives is when I strike.

The mans antler/antennae are just cartilage and easily squeeze under my grip. Pulling back on his head before anyone can hear a noise coming out of my prey's mouth. I rip his head off and Jump straight forward right on top the bodies of the crowd I hurl the extra's head at the tower of meat in front of me.

We know this of Mt. Lady because she has to be ginger when walking or else the roads give out. She's nothing like any titans made of yeast and anime magic.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!" In a booming raspy and clearly unhinged scream cracking voice I call out to Yu. Whose face pales in horror, good. No need for words, just showing the world your hunger is enough to understand your facing a cannibalistic maniac.

In a stampede of the crowd as the paparazzi Ignore the much more noble and sturdy Kamui Woods. What a bunch of fuckin useless pixels traced lazily.

Kamui Jumping onto the wrecked railway to get a better vantage point say that the chaos under neath him was an average weekday ordeal is blasphemous

"Villian you are to be brought to Justice!" Squatting ontop of a train car to look down on me his eyes narrowed into a glare. He braces one of his arms with the other and inhales deeply

"Laquer CHAIN PRISON" His hand starts sprouting tree branches with no leafs or pine needles. Just naked wood.

Seeing that the other heroes nearby are being idots and watching Kamui unleash his 'super move it enrages me. Like how rotted are these peoples brains because of heroes. Just standin there watching this spectacle with no survival instinct whatso ever.

A fun Idea sprouts in my head, Grabbing Mt Ladys ankle I fling her into the crowd of uglies and idiots to cause massive collateral damage, wanna know the cherry on top?

She is such an Idiot she never bothered to turn off her giantification, meaning she just leveled five buildings along with anyone in them.

"Kuahhaha" with a chuckle full of mirth I stare down Kamui he is frozen in shock the braches he sprouted still pointing out infront of himself, like antlers with how they are pointed and bending widely.

Collapsing onto his knees Kamui gives up his eyes dim without hope, leaving him to be a perfect target for the Shark wth dreadlocks to jump him, the villian easily snapped Twiggy Mc flammable and started running away from the scene.

Not a bad Idea for a weakling, but you know it's not the way to raise your wanted level.

Eyes filled with fear still line the streets, In all this time they never bothered to run. Instead they believed the heroes would save the day. how convienent for me, I can finally have a meal.

*GROWWWWWL* My stomach agrees. watching the crowd for a head of green hair I make sure to pick whatever bodies littered the street and stuff them down my throat, Thier bones are crushed with a satifying deep crunch as they are chewed and broken.

Many faces pale but refuse to evacuate, this is just stupid now. Wondering why none are trying to get away looking around I finally understand why.

Mt Lady is body blocing the road and the collapsed buildings make a pretty funnel to trap the meatbags.

After chowing on some more bodies I let out a long twisted laugh. How could I not, the only hero alive and here Is the cause of everyones immenent death.