Business (2)

"I've come to meet the noble that's in this resort." I said as two leaf chunins stopped me again.

The two chunins looked at one another. They were the guards for the Chunin Tournament gates, so they knew who Sasuke was. So they replied: "Sasuke, we can't allow you to enter even if you threaten us."

"Oh? Who's in there? Are they rich?" I asked, a little more patient than usual. The reason for my newfound patience is due to the fact that there are too many ninjas hidden around the resort. The commotion that'll occur if all of them attack will be too large.

"Of course they're rich. The people inside are the cousins of the Fire Daimyo!" One of the Chunins with dirty blonde haired Chunin exclaimed.

He knew that even as cousins of the Fire Daimyo, the status of the people inside is extremely high. Furthermore, their pockets are also extremely deep. Hiring 20 Chunins to guard their resort is only pocket change to the Nobles inside.

I nodded and crossed my arms: "Alright, then they are exactly who I'm looking for. Go inside and tell the nobles that I'm here for business."

"No. We were instructed to not distract the nobles while they rest. We are to turn back everyone who comes to meet them." The dirty blonde hair Chunin shook his head.

-_-

"Are you really going to stop me?" I asked, a little miffed that I'm always thwarted by guards.

"...You're not planning to barge in, are you?" The dirty blonde haired Chunin wiped his sweat. Sasuke had been wrecking quite some havoc in the village, and going against this boy isn't a good idea.

"I won't barge in, but you'll see." I said as I stepped back.

"???" The blonde haired Chunin and his partner had question marks appearing on the top of their heads, wondering what in the hell Sasuke was going to do.

While they stared at me, I placed my hands in front of my mouth and shouted: "LITTLE PIGS, LITTLE PIGS, LET ME IN…. OR I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

"?!?!?!" Exclamation marks mixed in with the two Chunin's question marks.

They didn't believe that Sasuke just called the cousins of the Fire Daimyo little pigs. What is he even thinking? Is he saying that the people inside are little piggy banks?!

But before they even had time to react, a strong wind current blew towards the resort. It's as if a typhoon had rolled in out of nowhere and targeted the nobles' resort.

Normally, Sauske is the prime suspect for this wind… but they had kept their eyes on him this whole time. They didn't even see him wield a ninja fan, nor did they see him make any hand seals.

However… they wondered if this is really a coincidence? Surely, it couldn't be, right?!

Pew! Pew! Pew!

From the shadows, ten other leaf Chunins came out with their kunais in hand, ready for battle. Even if Sasuke is a leaf ninja like them, they had to complete their missions.

…

…

I watched the commotion get bigger as I continued to use the Air Current Dance Jutsu that I copied from Temari.

"Sasuke, dispel your Jutsu right now! Otherwise, we will capture you and turn you into the village! We will also report you to the village elders!" A Chunin that came out from the shadows exclaimed.

"Spare me with your cliché tantrum." I rolled my eyes and waited. I could feel a weak existence coming to the door.

The Chunins were just about to take action, but the resort's doors opened, and a little girl popped out.

"Hey! What's going on here? Who called my Sister and I Little Piggys?!" The little girl said grouchily with her hands on her hips. Her face also pouted.

"I did." I stepped forward and confessed.

"You… aren't you Sasuke Uchiha? The despicable participant with all those weird bombs?!" The little girl's eyes brightened and rushed forward. It's as if she is a hardcore fan seeing her idol.

"That's right…" My sentence drifted off as I took a closer look at the girl. I thought she looked familiar, and her familiarity finally clicked with a memory from my consciousness.

The little girl's name is Naho. She should be the same age as Hanabi. She is also the girl that fell in love with Sasuke during that one filler episode.

"Alright. I'll forgive you for calling my sister and I little piggy. So…A ninja came to me and told me that you wanted to have business with my Sister?" Naho blushed a little and pulled Sasuke's hand, leading him into the resort.

Karin also followed quietly. She is like a silent maid, only intervening if things get too hot.

The Chunins saw that Naho was treating Sasuke like a guest, so they all retreated without saying much. They then returned to their posts.

…

As Naho pulled me towards a room, I nonchalantly admired the luxurious resort. It was much better than the resort that the three fat nobles had.

I then turned my attention to Naho and shook my head. The girl is too young for any relevant skills to appear, so she does not interest me.

However, her sister might be a different story…

NOT!

I immediately rejected the possibility of hooking up with Naho's sister!

Because when Naho took me to a room and I laid eyes on her sister, chills crawled down my spine. Naho's sister is round like Choji's size when he does his expansion Jutsu. If she wanted, she could probably roll like him without wasting any chakra!

If she does mount me, I'm afraid that I would die due to suffocation. Thick girls are fine, but round giants like her are a no no for me.

"This is my sister Mei." Naho presented her sister like she's presenting a tomato on a theatrical stage.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Sasuke. Naho and I are big fans of your despicable bomb skills. We also admire your Sharingan abilities." Mei complimented. She was a little mad when she heard someone call out 'Little Pig', but it's a different story if it's Sasuke who said it.

"Okay, enough with the formalities. I'm here to sell you the production rights to my bombs. In total there are four concoctions: The pepper mix, shit mix, laxative mix, and aphrodisiac mix." I got to the main topic right away since I don't like drowning in compliments.

"Oh? And how much would that be?" Mei smiled.

Unlike some other nobles, she is extremely talented in business. She learned quite a lot of things as the Fire Daimyo's cousin, and she's well aware of the marketability of the concoctions that work against ninjas.

"50 million ryo upfront and 50% royalty for each unit afterwards." After I made my offer, I waited for Mei's counteroffer. I knew that my offer was absurd to start with because of the 50% royalty requirement.

And as expected, Mei made a counter offer: "That won't do. I'd rather pay you 300 million ryo and reduce your 50% royalty to 10%."

"No." I shook my head and offered again: "200 million and 40%."

"Oh, you're good at this." Mei complimented and placed her hand on her jaw… that's hidden under all the fat.

I shrugged and waited with the piggy to make her next offer.

"Then here's my last offer. It's 300 million ryo with 30% royalty. And you have to go on one date of my choosing." Mei smiled in victory and her chin fat jiggled.

"Don't underestimate women, I accept! I'll roll you around Konoha even if I have to." I accepted. As long as I don't have to fuck the round woman, going on one date is no problem.

"..." Mei became silent. She felt a little offended just now because Sasuke said that he'll roll her around the village.

She then said: "The date isn't for me. It's for my little sister Naho."

"This kid?" I said and pointed at the girl that's clearly the same age as Hanabi.

"Yes, she's rather infatuated with you." Mei said and teased Naho who is blushing like there's no tomorrow.

Mei then continued to explain: "You did say that you want to remake your Uchiha clan, right? Having Naho around won't be a bad thing, and if things work out between you two, our family will extend a marriage proposal to your Uchiha clan when Naho reaches a marriageable age."

"Fine. Naho and I will go on one date, and we'll see how things go after that." I accepted since going on a date with Naho is essentially like investing for a future Harem candidate.

======

A/N: You shouldn't expect anything with Naho soon. o.O