No seriously. I'm a dude

HAHAHAHAHA, HELLO YOUNG MAN, " All might yelled "I AM HERE!! ... AS A PROJETION, " he says, giving his signature, all might smile.

"Holy shit, you are loud," I muttered under my breath, it was somewhat comedic in the anime, but in reality? It's pretty annoying to have your ears getting raped, whenever you're in close proximity to this dude.

"NOW, YEAGER SHOUNEN YOU HAVE SCORED 46 VILLIAN POINTS, WHICH WHILE IS GOOD AND ALL, IT WOULD AT BEST, GUARANTEE YOU A SPOT IN THE GENERAL SECTION," he says, trying to hide the obvious talking card, that he was given.

Even with that comedic sight, I wince at his words, I did extremely poorly on that test, all my skills were made to go against humans, so I completely forgot to build an EMP for opponents that use technology, or a quirk related to it.

While my guns could destroy the robots, it still took around 30-40 seconds to do so, they were surprisingly tough.

Hmm, I should probably make a sniper rifle, or a bazooka for enemies with a defensive quirk, and also, I need to build that fucking EMP.

"HOWEVER, WE DO NOT JUDGE SOLELY, BASED ON VILLAIN POIN-" he continues talking while I tune him out, I already knew that I would pass, even if I didn't get an adequate number of villain points, I made sure to make it up with hero points.

On an unrelated topic, I actually got a gacha ticket.

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[JUSTCE...justice?] [quest difficulty: mid - high]

(Join UA high) = title aspiring hero √

(Join the top 10 rankings) = 1 gacha ticket √ {difficulty = mid}

(Join the top 5 rankings) = 2 gacha tickets × {difficulty = high}

(become the number 1 in the rankings) = 3 gacha tickets × {difficulty = extremely high}

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I didn't even know about the quest, until the exam had already begun, if I knew beforehand, then I would have prepared plenty of EMPS.

*Sigh* no point crying when the milk has already been spilled.

"WELCOME, YEAGER SHOUNEN, YOUR HERO ACADEMIA STARTS NOW," all might says, before the projection turns off.

Wait... What class am I in?

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Shit!, I should've paid attention.

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Gazing at the huge door, probably around 8-9 meters tall, most likely to accommodate the students with mutant quirks.

I felt a shiver of excitement radiate from my entire body, it's a little surreal to be here.

"Oi, pink hair, fuck off, I need to get inside!" a voice that could make even the Buddha annoyed, interrupted my train of thought.

Turning around to meet the rude asshole, I am greeted by our favorite spiky boi, katsuki bakugo.

And I have to admit, he is pretty handsome, if it wasn't for his attitude, then he would be pretty popular with the girls.

No homo, by the way.

"well, asshat, ever heard of being polite, or is you're shriveled dick-looking ass, too insecure for that?" I answered in the most ruthless manner possible, while taking advantage of my appearance.

It always hurts more, when a girl insults you.

"HAAAA!!? THE FUCK YOU SAY, PINKY BITCH!!" he yells, looking absolutely furious.

"what? Are you hearing impaired? or maybe you're just too stupid to understand the elegance of my words," I continue to antagonize the boy, because why the hell not? he makes for some pretty good entertainment.

"OI, THAT'S IT, let's TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PINK BIT-" he yelled, before getting cut off by an extremely strong scarf, which also covered me by the way.

"haa... I don't have time for this, so, should you continue to fight like this, then I'll have no choice but to expel both of you," a bored and tired voice interrupted our battle of words, of course, I zipped my mouth shut that shit was not opening.

I'm not stupid enough, to risk getting expelled, especially with Aizawa's track record.

Of course, the idiot beside me didn't know that, so.

"HAAA!? WHO THE FUCK AR-" he tries to assert dominance, before his mouth got covered by the very strong scarf.

"you're teacher, now shut up, and get inside," he says, freeing both of our bodies from his scarf, I wonder, how the hell does that thing even work?

Hmm, I'll ask later, for now, I need to get inside.

Walking inside, I instantly get everyone's scrutiny, they probably heard me antagonizing the asshole beside me.

That's kinda embarrassing, but whatever, walking over to my desk, I promptly ignore the potential rapist beside (mineta) me, and sit down.

"it took around 13 seconds for you all to shut up, you're all not rational enough, especially the 2 of you," our sleep-deprived teacher says, an obvious jab at me and the asshat.

"Now go change, you'll all have you're uniforms ready in you're lockers."

"um, sensei what for?" the poor girl uraraka asked, confused about our sensei's orders.

"I'll explain once you've changed, go to training ground 2." saying his parting words, our resident zombie evacuates, leaving a whole classroom confused.

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"WHAT THE FUCK, PINK BITCH, THE HELL YOU DOING HERE!!?"

"are you really hearing impaired? I just said it as a joke you know"

"I AINT HEARING IMPAIRED, JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING HERE, GO TO THE FUCKING WOMEN'S CHANGING ROOM,"

"U-Um, I-I agree with kaachan, you really sh-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DEKU," the asshat yells, giving him his signature angry look, which of course, shuts the pussy up.

"look asshat, I don't know what you're insinuating, but I am a dude, okay a dude, igot a dick, and balls," I retort, while it's fun to mess with people, it does get old quite quickly.

A suffocating silence was all that was left once the words left my mouth, all the boys (especially Mineta) looked in complete shock,

And from the skepticism shown on their faces, they likely don't believe me.

Haaah, well, I guess I need to show some proof.

Reaching for my pants, I slowly pull them down, ignoring the sounds of surprise and happiness from our resident perverts.

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"M-Manly!?, " Kirishima exclaimed, in surprise.

That's right, my little brother is no longer a little brother, but instead a mighty T-rex.

"I'm guessing that should be enough proof." not bothering to listen their answers, I quickly strip down and change, giving no attention to the boys glancing every once in a while.

Haah, why the hell couldn't I just look like a normal dude?