Rocking Nighteye's World!

As I left to get some breakfast from the konbini next door, I noticed the newspaper rack and something caught my eye.

"Captain Celebrity to attend deceased detective's funeral!"

Uh huh? That's neat. When's that funeral, let's see.

Today. Well, Fuck!

Originally, I was planning to get CC to visit me after I used Makoto Tsukauchi's life as hostage, but this makes it much easier, especially now that I have Erasure.

But first, I'll need a suit.

I'm sure one of Koga's vest suits is left in the bunker, I just gotta fit in it.

Taking my breakfast home, I activated Overclock and Amorphous Physiology and slowly shapeshifted into a taller, bulkier guy, until I fit into the suit.

And boy, do I look dashing!

Let's add a dash of wheat to my pale typhoid ridden vampire look.

A bit of hair here. A beard there.

Hmm...looks good. Just like Aizawa. No one will suspect a fellow pro hero after all!

Now then, time to steal some juicy new quirks.

I teleported to the funeral home and waited, after paying my respects to the guy I just killed a couple days back.

"Yo Aizawa!" Present Mic called out, spotting me.

"Where have you been? You didn't come to the agency today so I was getting a bit worried!"

"Nothing." I replied, "Just didn't feel like it."

"Your voice sounds different. You got a cold, didn't you? No need to be shy! Your bro here will take care of you, just say the word." Mic said, rubbing his cheeks against mine.

Man! Does this guy have no concept of personal space?!

"No thanks. I'll take care of it." I answered, pushing him away gently.

"Classic Aizawa- kun. Still so curt!" Joke commented from behind, as we both jerked in surprise.

"Haah!" I sighed.

"Hyeheyhehahaha!" Joke laughed.

"This is a funeral, Joke, have some courtesy!" I scolded.

"Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it!" Joke replied, "I know how to behave."

"Sure you do." I said, when I heard a loud chatter outside as flashes blew out.

"Captain Celebrity!" Someone shouted excitedly and ran over, only to be stopped by the guards and detained.

Guess there's always mad fanboys waiting around every corner when you're that famous, eh?

I noticed Joke and Mic were distracted and dipped out, slipping past security, and waiting by the back exit.

There was fanboy mob in front of the main gate, so it's only logical for him to exit the back. Even the famously obnoxious CC wouldn't be so rude as to go attention seeking in a funeral, right?

Turns out, I was wrong. He was right out there, up front in minutes.

Shouldn't you be consoling Makoto, you overblown jock stereotype?

Everyone in this world's a real headcase, huh?

Making jokes at funerals, invading people's personal spaces, and being a 14 year old clout chaser at age 30.

Not that people were much better in my world. Tiktok did exist after all!

Thankfully, this world wasn't plagued by that disease yet.

I suppose he needs a little convincing to move then.

I opened a portal and pulled out a pair of C4s and set it to blow in a skyscraper on the other end of the city.

Just the right distance that CC would be the only hero to get there in time.

Especially, given that All Might was running late in Osaka, if this morning's news was anything to go by.

I flicked the switch and the city was rocked by a loud bang, as CC shot out of the crowd and straight over.

The trap is set. Time to reel the big fish in.

I teleported into the building and shapeshifted again, this time into a feminine form. A very attractive and busty one at that too.

Perfectly in CC's type scale.

"Someone save me!" I cried, as CC flew in, just in time to get his powers erased.

"Come my dea- huh? My powers?" He sputtered.

Thinking quickly, he picked me up, and resolved to save me anyways.

A tough cookie yes, but not a very smart one, this guy.

I grabbed onto him and looked on expectantly as he, despite the power malfunction, carried me to the emergency exit.

How heroic!

I wrapped my arms around his neck, as we neared the emergency stairs and just as he felt the exhaustion, crushed it with brute force.

And he was dead.

Stealing his quirk, Tactile Forcefield, I teleported out, back to the shelter.

Next, I looked up the Nighteye agency and teleported back out.

Arriving in front of it, I walked in, still in woman form, and asked to get an appointment with the hero, for some, let's just say 'personal business' I'd like help with, even as centipeder ogled me openly.

Well, then again, it was partly my fault.

My new boobs were all but spilling out of the man sized suit.

Within minutes, I was in the office, alone with Nighteye.

"So how can I help you, miss Kiyo?" He asked.

"Missus, Kiyo." I said, moving closer and over the desk, sensually approaching him,

" And you bad boy can help me by- ack!"

Suddenly, he grabbed me by throat, and pushed me against the desk, my breasts jiggling out of the suit.

"Oh~ you are a naughty boy! How very aggressive~ But I like it!" I moaned.

He pulled out a seal from god knows where and slammed it into the desk.

"Who are you and what do you want?" He asked with seething fury in his voice.

"Dangit! Sure thought that'd work. What are you gay or something?" I asked, as my face shapeshifted back into a man's.

I grabbed his hand and crushed it, bone and all, before ramming a fist into his stomach in a blitzkrieg attack.

He gasped for air, falling onto the floor.

"Something, it seems." I delivered the one liner before crushing his head underfoot.

One more piece off the heroes board.

With that I brought over a three pack of C4 and set it in the room before shrieking for help.

I opened a portal, and waited as I heard footsteps thumping outside.

Just as the door burst open, I skedaddled out, flipping the detonator, as an explosion splattered the Nighteye agency's employees all over.

Another job well done.