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Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kawaki, who was born in the dragon vein of a planet (Altana), first met Umibozu who was traveling in the universe, and his girlfriend, Kouka. Later, he came to Earth by accident and met the teacher who affected his life —Yoshida Shouyou. He also met a group of friends. The most conspicuous among the group of friends is a fool with silver hair and naturally curly hair, a short man with purple hair, and a little devil whose catchphrase is "Not Zura, it's Katsura!" Gintama Doujin, not transmigration. Translator site: readfanfic . com P atreon: p atreon.co m/FL_Behind

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Fuyo

At this moment, No. 502's voice sounded again, "All members, forcibly delete the data."

Thus, Kawaki saw that the maid robot, which had been properly trained, once again looked at him with a hostile expression.

"Hey, hey, is it really okay to let down others' good intentions?" Kawaki's slightly helpless voice sounded, "I have helped you train your employees well..."

"There's no need."

"I wanted to help you because your voice is the same as mine," Kawaki replied, "But since you don't need it, then forget it."

With that, Kawaki turned around and prepared to leave again.

"Order: Seize Fuyo No. 0. That man... Erase." No. 502 commanded.

"Understood."

Following that, the group of maids charged toward Kawaki once again...

...

Yorozuya.

"Sigh, I wonder how Kawaki-san is now. Will he really fall into some strange things?" Shinpachi muttered as he sat on the sofa.

"Don't worry about that." Gintoki lay on the sofa and looked at the Jump in his hand while digging his nose, "It's working hours now. If you get distracted, I'll deduct your salary."

"Do you have the right to say that?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "You're the one who is the least motivated, aren't you? Why don't you think about how long you haven't paid our salary? Otose has already asked me for rent several times! It's true! And you, Kagura-chan."

Shinpachi looked at Kagura and said, "You should also talk to Gin-san. I am not the only one who can't get a salary."

However, at this time, Kagura was still squatting on the ground and drawing circles with a wronged face.

"My egg cracking device-aru..."

"Are you still thinking about that matter?!" Shinpachi shouted.

At this moment, a loud explosion came from afar, startling Shinpachi.

"What's going on?" Shinpachi opened the window and looked at a place with thick smoke in the distance, "What exactly is going on? Why did an explosion happen in broad daylight? Is it Okita-san?"

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed that several black dots were moving in his direction on the roof in the distance. Shinpachi raised his glasses and said, "That is..."

Finally, the black dots became bigger and bigger. Only then did Shinpachi see clearly that the one in the lead was Kawaki, who was running wildly. Behind Kawaki was a group of maids chasing after him.

"Isn't that Kawaki-san?" The corner of Shinpachi's mouth twitched, "What exactly is going on..."

...

"Hey, I can't shake them off no matter how much I run!" Kawaki said as he ran on the roof, "Even if I hide, I'll still be discovered!"

"The robot maid's eyes can detect the heat source of the human body," Tama explained.

"So that's how it is... Ah, that's not right! Before that, let go of me first!" Kawaki scolded, "It was because of you that I was targeted! And didn't you say that you are a leg guard? Why did you come to my arm!"

Tama did not answer.

"Don't play dead for me!" Kawaki shouted, but just as he finished speaking. Kawaki found Sogo, who was walking down the road. He stopped in an instant and shouted at Sogo, "Hey! Sogo-kun! Save me!"

"Yo, boss, you're really in a good mood. Playing chase on the street." Sogo raised his head and greeted, "This time, I'll just turn a blind eye to it. But remember to pay for the damaged roof later."

"Look carefully! I'm being hunted, okay?" Kawaki scolded, "And what is playing chase? I've never heard of that kind of thing!"

"It is actually a maid..." Sogo propped up his chin and murmured, "So this is your hobby, boss."

"..."

"How is this possible!" Kawaki pointed at Tama, who had her hair wrapped around his arm, and explained, "It's all because of this head! Lend me a sword!"

"Sword... Wait a minute, isn't that a human head? Boss, you dare to kill people in broad daylight. As expected of Yoshiwara's people." Sogo praised.

"Look clearly! This is a robot! A robot!"

"A robot?" Sogo was confused, but then Sogo reacted and gave Kawaki a thumbs-up, "I understand. I will write the report of your case like this. Don't worry; no one will pursue your responsibility."

"You should be the one who can't figure out the situation!" Kawaki shouted, but then Kawaki looked at the maid army behind him that was getting closer and closer, "Not good; they are catching up again... Let's not talk about it anymore. I will go first. Please stop them Sogo-kun!"

"Stop? Don't be silly. I don't like maids..." Before Sogo could finish, he saw Kawaki start running again, "Forget it; I don't care. I still have to patrol. It's really troublesome. Let's find a recliner to sleep on..."

...

"That is..." Kawaki, who was running wildly, suddenly noticed Toshiro on the street below. He stopped again and shouted at Toshiro, "V-shaped bangs! V-shaped bangs!"

"Who is V-shaped bangs? You bastard!" Toshiro scolded Kawaki, who was on the roof, "Remember the name of others! Hey? Wait, what is that on your arm?"

"There's no time to explain! Help me block the people behind me first!"

"Stop joking; why should I help you!" Toshiro cursed, "And you have a human head on your arm! You bastard actually killed people in broad daylight. This time, even if Bakufu doesn't care about me, I will bring you to justice!"

"Look clearly! This is a robot! A robot!" Kawaki retorted.

"A robot?" Toshiro snorted disdainfully, "Even if you are looking for an excuse, don't find such a lame excuse. Do you think I am an idiot?"

With that, Toshiro climbed to the top of the building and handcuffed Kawaki, "At 2:11 p.m. in the afternoon, I arrested you for murder."

Looking at the handcuffs on his hands, Kawaki was stunned for two seconds, then finally raised his head and roared, "Look at it clearly! This is really a robot!"

But just as he finished speaking, Kawaki found that the maid army behind him had caught up again, "There is no time to talk so much; I will go first! Quickly untie the handcuffs!"

"Don't think too much. If there is anything, let's talk about it at Shinsengumi station." Toshiro said with disdain. However, just as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of messy footsteps behind him. He subconsciously looked back and said, "That is..."

"I don't care! I'll leave first!" As he spoke, Kawaki once again fled without looking back.

"Wait! Stop for me, bastard!" Toshiro hurriedly followed, "Don't even think about escaping!"

"You must be an idiot! You must be an absolute idiot! See what's going on right now!" Kawaki cursed.

"No matter how I look at it, you are a murderer..."

"According to the data, Kawaki-sama is a murderer." Tama opened her eyes and said.

"Don't record those fake data for me!" Kawaki shouted.

"Head..." The cigarette in Toshiro's mouth fell, "The head actually spoke!"

"I already said it was a robot!" Kawaki cursed, "Hurry up and unlock my handcuffs, bastard! It's very inconvenient!"

"Wait a minute... this face seems familiar." Toshiro sized up Tama.

"Eh? Really? Is it someone you know?" Kawaki said in surprise, "Then hurry up and bring her back! I can't take it for a second! "

"Data recording: Kawaki-sama 1 second..." Tama said.

"Shut up! How is that possible! Speaking of which, can robots also make that kind of joke?!"

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he suddenly saw Shinpachi, who was watching from the window not far away.

"Hey! Shinpachi! Save me!" As he spoke, Kawaki rushed toward Yorozuya with all his might, while Toshiro followed closely behind Kawaki. However, he had a thoughtful expression on his face.

"What is the situation now?" Shinpachi shouted at Kawaki, who was not far away.

"God knows!" Kawaki shouted. Then, he directly jumped onto Yorozuya's roof. He arrived at the edge of the roof and reached out his hand to pull Shinpachi up to the roof. Even Shinpachi didn't have time to react...

As a result... the two men who were frantically fleeing turned into a group of three people who were frantically fleeing.

...

"By the way, there is no need to bring me along!" Shinpachi roared.

"Don't you like maids? Perhaps you will like this situation." Kawaki explained.

"Even if I like maids..." Shinpachi looked behind him and saw the maid army chasing after the three people, "In this case, I can't like them no matter what! Why is Hijikata-san here?"

"Eh! Right!" Kawaki pretended to be surprised and asked Toshiro, "Why are you here?"

"It's all because of you!" Toshiro cursed, "It's all because of you that I fell into such a dangerous situation! Have you lost your memory?!"

"Don't be silly. I don't remember seeing you at all." Kawaki waved his hand and said casually.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have unlocked the handcuffs for you!" Toshiro gritted his teeth and said.

...

"Oh my, it seems like I shake them off this time." Kawaki lifted the lid of the well, glanced at the ground, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"I've been running for an entire afternoon, and I'm almost exhausted." Shinpachi sat on the ground, gasping for breath, "But as expected of a robot, it actually doesn't feel tired at all."

"I'm hungry~" Kawaki rubbed his stomach and complained in a low voice.

"Indeed, me too." Shinpachi scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Really," Toshiro curled his lips in disdain. Then, he took out two bottles of mayonnaise from his bosom, "Just treat it as a charity for the two of you. Eat it."

Kawaki, "..."

Shinpachi, "..."

...

"Hey, you should be able to get off my arm now, right?" Kawaki looked at Tama, who was on his arm, and reminded her, "It should be enough to play with you for an entire afternoon, right?"

"The church has not been detected, so the equipment can not be unequipped."

"Enough is enough!" Kawaki cursed.

"Is it true?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully, "The matte of Tama killing Dr. Hiyashi..."

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