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Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kawaki, who was born in the dragon vein of a planet (Altana), first met Umibozu who was traveling in the universe, and his girlfriend, Kouka. Later, he came to Earth by accident and met the teacher who affected his life —Yoshida Shouyou. He also met a group of friends. The most conspicuous among the group of friends is a fool with silver hair and naturally curly hair, a short man with purple hair, and a little devil whose catchphrase is "Not Zura, it's Katsura!" Gintama Doujin, not transmigration. Translator site: readfanfic . com P atreon: p atreon.co m/FL_Behind

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Respect for Professional Ethics!

"Huh?" Kawaki showed a look of disdain, "Because it was the first one to be made, it was called the No. 0? The person who named you is an idiot, right? Since it was the first one to be made, why not call it the No. 1?"

"Although I don't know why it is not called No. 1, I know why it is not called the Fuyo No.1," Tama explained.

"Why?"

"To prevent infringement."

"So that's how it is..."

"Take a look at the atmosphere! Is this time to talk about that?!" Ordinary uncle shouted, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a villain's standard smirk, "If you want to live, give us Fuyo No.0. Otherwise..."

"Eh? Tama is yours!" Kawaki revealed a shocked expression and then slowly analyzed, "So that's how it is. Because uncle has a maid fetish, there are so many maids around you. But one day, Tama finally can't bear the torture day and night, especially the fact that the loincloth is still stuck with feces, so she sneaked out..."

As he spoke, Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "So that's how it is. It really wasn't easy for Tama."

"What nonsense are you thinking about! It's not like that at all!" Ordinary uncle scolded, "You make me sound like a pervert! She's a robot! How could I do that to a robot!"

"Data analysis, the possibility is 99.8%," Tama said.

"Don't talk nonsense to me!"

"The chance of feces sticking is 99.8%," Tama added.

"Next time you speak, don't say it separately! Say it clearly in one go! Hey!" Ordinary uncle scolded, "No, there's no poop on it at all!"

The pink-haired maid on the side silently took two steps back when she heard this, and then she glanced at ordinary uncle's butt.

[Data analysis successful. ]

[The loincloth is stained with first-class unclean objects,]

[Suggestion: Solve it now! ! !]

Kawaki suddenly heard an alarm from somewhere then he saw the maid behind ordinary uncle raise the mop in her hand...

"Hey, uncle! Be careful behind you!" Kawaki shouted.

"Behind?" Ordinary uncle looked disapproving, "Do you want to divert my attention and take the opportunity to escape? Don't be silly, that kind of..."

Ordinary uncle had not finished speaking when the servant girl swung the mop in her hand...

Boom!!!

The whole ground was smashed into a piece, and Kawaki was stunned. Of course, it was unknown whether ordinary uncle was dead or alive.

"I didn't expect it to be solved in this way. Although it is a bit early, but..." The blond young man glanced at the uncle lying on the ground, who had fainted. Then he looked at Kawaki again. To be precise, it should be Tama hanging on Kawaki's calf, "Fuyo, come back."

"This voice..." Kawaki was shocked, "Why is it exactly the same as my voice! Who are you?!"

"He's the last robot created by the doctor: No.502," Tama explained.

"Can robots just use other people's voices?! Pay me the copyright tax, bastard!" Kawaki scolded.

"[Fuyo Project] is still missing a key link. That thing is with you, right?" The golden young robot ignored Kawaki and continued, "Hand over the [seed]."

"Hey, hey, it's really shameful." Kawaki whispered to Tama, "I feel like I'm talking to myself. Do you understand this feeling?"

"I don't understand," Tama answered simply.

"I see... But I can't blame you for this."

"After all, you are just a robot." Kawaki sighed and comforted.

"A robot...?" Tama's voice was intermittent.

"So, this is the biggest difference between humans and robots." Kawaki explained, "Humans do not use fixed thinking to look at one thing, but robots are different. They only look at things mechanically based on the data implanted."

"Tama can't understand." Tama explained, "Is the difference between humans and robots really big? Where exactly is the difference? Humans, robots, humans, robots..."

Suddenly, Tama was stunned. A database hidden in the depths of her brain began to awaken. It was... the memory or data that she had once been with the doctor.

...

"I also want to become a robot..." Dr. Hiyashi sat on the ground and sighed, revealing a face full of sadness on his face.

"Doctor, why do you say such a thing." Tama, who was standing behind the doctor, asked, "Why does it look so painful? Also, why is it so sad?"

[I don't understand. As a robot, I don't understand... ]

...

"Um, Kawaki-sama, why would someone want to become a robot?" Tama suddenly asked.

"Huh? What kind of question is this? How could there be such a person?" Kawaki casually waved his hand and said. However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki realized that Tama was actually crying, "What's going on? It seems that it is broken. It actually leaked oil from that kind of place."

"This is... tears!" No. 502 murmured and then snorted, "The robot will not let out that kind of water droplets. So that's how it is. The [seed] is indeed on you. Then, please hand it over."

"Tears?" Kawaki raised his eyebrows and said with a look of disapproval, "What nonsense are you saying? This is a robot; how can it shed tears? This is just leaking oil."

No. 502 looked at the robot maids around him, and the maids began to surround Kawaki.

"What's wrong? Although I can't say I hate it, I have no feelings for maids anymore." Kawaki said casually, "Of course, if someone is treating me. I can still reluctantly go to the maid cafe to have a seat. I once again emphasize that it is under the condition that someone is treating me to a meal!"

"Take it." No. 502 gave the order decisively.

Then, under the leadership of the pink-haired maid, a group of maids rushed toward Kawaki.

"Hey, hey, you can't pull customers like this, right? If you are too enthusiastic, you won't be able to attract customers." Kawaki stretched out a finger and said seriously.

"Hurry up and hand over the [Seed]! Black mole beam!" The pink-haired maid said excitedly as she ran with a mop in her hand.

"Who is this?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "Isn't this expression too fake? It can't attract customers."

"This is Foyo No. 305." Tama explained, "It's the latest model of Robot Housekeeper model produced by the Fuyo Project. Her other name is [Sweeping Sister]. She's a robot that has enhanced cleaning abilities. However, due to excessive mysophobia, the buyer complained that "it's too noisy" and returned the goods."

"So that's how it is." Kawaki nodded but still stood in place without moving.

"In this situation, it's better to escape quickly." Tama reminded.

"Escape? Why? Aren't they employees of the maid cafe?" Kawaki was puzzled. Then he looked at No. 502 and said loudly, "That, are you the store manager? I'm really sorry! I really don't have much time today because I have to go to the church to unequip my equipment!"

As he said that, Kawaki took a step back and avoided the blow from sweeping sister. He then shouted to No. 502, "Well, if you can, you can give me the address of the shop. I will definitely be a guest when I have time! Also, although it is a little offensive, your employees are not qualified. Being too enthusiastic is also very repulsive to the guests."

As he said that, Kawaki jumped up and avoided the blow from sweeping sister again, "Actually, I just opened a maid-themed shop recently. The business is actually not bad. If you want to exchange experience, I will not be stingy!"

At this time, Kawaki was finally forced to a corner by a group of maid robots.

"No matter what, you can't force your customers into a corner, right?" Kawaki said earnestly, "In this situation, your customers will have a headache. Speaking of which, your manager really hasn't taught you anything. You should..."

Before Kawaki could finish, a group of robot maids rushed over.

Boom!!!

The walls collapsed directly into rubble, and this good house also became ruins, filled with smoke.

[Scanning: Failed to find the target. ]

"Hey, for the maids, your movements are a little stiff." Kawaki stood behind the maids and said, "Your movements should be more gentle. Men like gentle maids, not this kind of violent maid. Of course, there are some men with special hobbies who like violent forces, but that is very rare. As employees, you should speculate more about the hobbies of the guests!"

As soon as Kawaki finished speaking, the maids turned around and rushed over again.

In this way, Kawaki observed the movements of the maids and pointed out the wrong places at the same time.

"Your legs are too high! Although inadvertently revealing your underwear will make the guests excited, you are too deliberate!"

"I said that your movements must be gentle!"

"It's not right to hold a mop!"

"Step a little lower!"

"Be gentler! It's best if you always wear that faint smile!"

"Although it's okay to be shy, you can't always be shy! Just do it once every five minutes!"

"You're a tsundere type? This... I suggest you look at the Black Butler from beginning to end. It should be of great help to you."

"Mother-in-law... I really can't help with this..."

...

Half an hour later.

"Thank you for the guidance!" The group of maids bent down and shouted at Kawaki, "The data has all been recorded! We will work hard!"

"In short, after learning these, your shops should be able to hold on." Kawaki nodded and said, "Then, work hard..."

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and prepared to slip away...

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