Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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He was hers, and she was his. So now, all that was left was one good fluffy boy's kiss. But they would pick him up later from Kamar Taj.
As their lips disconnected, they glanced at each other's faces. They still had their arms wrapped around each other as there was no need for shame anymore.
"How long have I been dumb?" He asked her.
Diana sighed, "Five years, but I was foolish as well because I couldn't make sense of what I was feeling about you. But tonight, I know what it is. I would love to share your burdens and happiness,"
Hector caressed her face with his palm, "And I yours. Let's go now. We still have some work to do. We may have dealt with the Ten Rings; many more organisations are left. HYDRA, and there is also an alien invasion incoming. I might run for President again in 2012, however,"
"You can? I thought you couldn't run anymore since you passed the term limiting law," she asked.
He chuckled, "Diana, my dear. I always keep some backups. Let's not forget that I wrote these laws. You will know the trick when the time comes."
Hector sighed again after looking at the sky, "I wish I could fly as well,"
Diana smoothly scooped her arms around Hector's waist and hugged him to her chest, "Hey there, handsome man. Do you want a lift?"
He enjoyed this side of Diana too much, "Oh, thank you, kind not-so-stranger lady."
Diana flew up. Meanwhile, her Green Lantern ring created a harness around the two that held them close to each other, hugging face to face. She first flew towards the Moon, and when it was in the backdrop, she kissed his lips again.
"What was this for?" he asked.
"Nothing. Just felt like appreciating the man I fell for. I hope you won't mind me being clingy," she apologetically looked to the side.
Hector knew that Diana still had some level of separation anxiety, fear of darkness, and loneliness from her time being stuck in the void. Also, he didn't mind her being so close. He had longed for something like this since his past life.
He caressed her hair with both his hands and kissed her again, "Actually, I would love it if you're clingy. Moony does this already. With you added, my family will be complete,"
She closed her eyes as he pecked on her golden headband and giggled, "All right then."
They then flew towards Nepal.
...
Kamar Taj,
Moony had his special place for sleeping. This is because he was a Master and didn't have as much work to do. Also, he was fawned over by Ancient One, so nobody bothered him.
So, as he always did, he slept in the courtyard, not far from the new apprentices. The Kamar Taj now had branches worldwide, and the Ancient One visited each branch every day. The one in Nepal was the headquarters.
Moony took a big yawn in his bed under the tree and looked around sleepily. He was waiting to get word from his dad and return home. But he didn't want to contact him either, not wanting to spoil the date.
"Wuwu wow?" he made low noises, talking to himself. ~I'm so bored,~
*WOOSH*
"Moony, my boy,"
"My dear baby,"
All of a sudden, his ears perked up as the two distinct voices hit his fluffy years. His nose moved madly for recognizing the smell. Finally, he looked back and jumped up, "BOW WOW!"
He ran to Hector, sniffed his clothes, then moved to Diana and sniffed her armor. Then, his mouth grew a massive smile in an instant, and his eyes excitedly moved around.
"WAV! WOM!"
Hector picked him in his arms, "Haha, yes, you can call us dad and mom. Both of us are now dating officially,"
"WEWY?" ~REALLY?~
Diana also moved closer and hugged Moony, sandwiching the boy between them and barraging kisses on his fluffy forehead. The boy wagged his tail so fast he could fly like a helicopter.
But Hector had decided on one more thing now: "I need to get some sort of device for you to use. Diana can't understand you, after all. Or maybe get all the infinity stones and have Diana understand you as well,"
*Cough* "Gather them to do what?"
Ancient One appeared out of a portal suddenly, her jaw falling from the shock of what Hector had just said.
Hector shrugged, "Hey, my old friend. Don't take my words seriously. What's shocking to you can be normal to me. Anyway, let me introduce you to this beautiful woman. This is Diana Prince, also known as Wonder Woman. Now my girlfriend and Moony's mom,"
Diana felt a shiver run down her body, "Let's just stick to calling each other partner. Girlfriend and Boyfriend sound too... young. And we're anything but young,"
Ancient One chuckled, "When hearts and minds are young, the body's age does not matter. I welcome you to Kamar Taj, home of the mystic arts. Please join me for tea,"
They went to Ancient One's office and talked about things. She was amazed to learn that Diana was from an entirely different universe. But after knowing Hector for years, she wasn't too surprised.
"Well, thanks to you, Kamar Taj is richer than the entire nation of Nepal. But, unfortunately, I don't know what to do with the money anymore," Ancient One complained.
"Why not just open schools for orphans and poor kids? Asia still has a lot of poverty. Although Vietnam, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and Bangladesh may be pretty good due to early capitalist policies, the rest of Asia is still under socialist and communist influence." Hector suggested.
She sighed, "I would love to, but running your shop business on Xandar is already hard."
"You can hire normal folks to run this business. All you need to do is to watch over them. Corruption is a widespread problem in humanitarian organizations."
"Bow wowowoooo..."
"Moony says you should also help orphan puppies. He's ready to give his pocket money for it," Hector translated.
Ancient One patted the good boy, "Of course, dear. But I won't need your pocket money. It's only for you to buy tasty treats,"
"Wuff bow," ~It's not tasty if it's not free,~
"Haha, fine, I will get you some treats. Anyway, let's go back now. We have work to do." Hector stood up after taking the last sip of tea.
Moony happily made a portal and jumped to the other side while holding Diana's cape in his jaw.
"Take care, Yao."
...
Mount Vernon,
Adam sat in his room in Hector's big house. He may be a whole being now, but he had not lost all his talents as he was made to be perfect. He was asked to design the algorithms for the apps Hector wanted to make.
He was looking around the internet to understand the search algorithm of the search engine. After all, if they want to make a successful app, it must also appear on the top.
"Hmm, there are millions of websites, yet only a few reach the top. Is there some sort of way to pay money to stay at the top?" Adam wondered.
Eventually, his thirst for knowledge took him to a website known to be used by thirsty folks—Pornhub.
As soon as Adam opened it, he felt like he shouldn't be on this website. But as he saw the various videos at the top, his intelligent, wonderous mind thought about the reason why these videos were at the top and why others were at the bottom.
Slowly, he looked at the codes behind each page and used some illegal means with space tech to look into the servers. Then he learned that the algorithm was not the same for all people. Each user gets their account slowly configured according to their taste, likes, and dislikes. Of course, the popular videos were based on the most clicks, though.
"Amazing, I can use similar concepts for Instagram and Twitter. But I can't just base it on these, or else an extremist will only see extremist content. Hmm... maybe I should watch it,"
"AH! AH! AH! Yes! I can take more... YES, DADDY! I WANT ALL YOUR GLUE! SO STICKY! SO..."
*WOOSH*
Suddenly the door opened, and Hector entered. "Adam, join me in the meeti..."
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Adam looked at the door as well.
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"Sorry I disturbed you. By the way, come to the meeting room after you're done," Hector shut the door and left silently. That's what real bros do.
Adam, all of a sudden, closed the browser hastily. He was confused about why he did that, however. "Such a strange feeling in my chest. It's as if... as if—shame?"
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