Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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[A/N: This is MCU Captain Marvel, hence my dislike towards her. She added nothing to Avengers and still acts like she saved the Universe.]
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY GRANDPA LIKE THAT!"
Jean Grey appeared, all grown up into a beautiful woman now, glowing like a flower blooming under sunlight. She radiated an aura of strength, much more so than Captain Marvel.
Hector chuckled, "It's good to see you again, Jean."
She let Captain Marvel fall to the ground and turned around to hug him, "Grandpa! I missed you so much."
Hector hugged her back and patted her head, "Look at you, grown-up, so pretty. And you learned to control your secret powers?"
"I'm trying to, but it's no problem in beating likes of her. Who is she? Why is she acting so arrogant, and where is my favourite professor?" She launched a barrage of questions.
"She's a human but was taken away by a galactic Empire. She thinks she's the boss everywhere because of her powers, and... she hit Moony." Hector pointed to the side.
"WOOF!" Moony barked. His neck had healed by now, but his body was still getting better.
Jean's hair started to rise as if gravity was lost. She looked back at Captain Marvel, "This bitch, how can she hurt Professor Moony? Is she even a human anymore?"
"Don't worry about her, girl. Go and help Moony heal. I will deal with this misguided soul. She needs to learn how to be humble." He ordered Jean to move aside. How could he allow her to fight his battles?
The same was the case with Peter. Hector saw him manifest his celestial powers, which was a terrible thing as Ego might get alerted by this and come earlier than expected. "Peter, stand back. All of you, stand down. I will teach her a lesson on my own."
Captain Marvel's face twitched at the audacity the old man was showing, "I am too strong, old man,"
Smirking, Hector walked towards her, "That's your overconfidence speaking, Danvers. You never really faced any hardships all your life, did you? So when the time came, you adopted this victim personality to justify your bitchiness. Look behind me, that red-haired, sweet girl, she experienced hell throughout her lifetime, and here she is, standing on the right side of history.
"While you, your foolish ideals will get people killed, nothing else. I will still give you another chance. Accept defeat and apologise to Moony while kneeling."
"The only one to apologise will be you for killing Yon-Rogg. And I will kill your little dog if that's what it takes,"
Hector started running towards her, "Sorry for killing your war criminal temporary dildo, but for what you said, if I don't break all your teeth, I will be a shame to myself."
Captain Marvel used her generic attack. She sent an energy blast at Hector. But this time, Hector didn't even try to block it. He faced it head-on. *BOOM* Nothing happened; he passed through it as if it was just air. Just like how the Time Stone could not touch him, why would Space Stone's energy do that? To him, all these stones were just tools.
Shocked by Hector's toughness, she started blasting energy on him continuously. Yet, no reaction came. Instead, Hector kept on running towards her, his face looking more like a grim reaper to her now.
She tried to fly up to get out of reach, but Hector's warning came, "NOT AGAIN!"
Suddenly, he took out a lasso and threw it up, catching her feet. This was the same lasso he got from Kamar Taj. It made the victim start laughing. But he'd rather not hear her ugly laugh, so he just pulled her and slammed her to the ground.
"No running anymore," Hector leapt to her, forcing her head down as she tried to get up. Since her energy blasts were useless, she didn't have many things she could do as she was physically weaker.
"Yes, I see fear in your eyes now." *BAM* He plastered the first punch on her jaw. He was going to do what he said before.
Her nose started to bleed in an instant. She could not move and helplessly watched as Hector pulled his fist back. *BAM* This time, her incisors came off, all of them. Her mouth bled profusely.
She struggled against him physically, kicking the ground to push herself up, using her arms to punch Hector. But her meagre power would not do any damage to him, making her feel powerless, even more so than what Supreme Intelligence made her feel. "You speak so much, and yet here you are, a weak little pathetic heap of meat."
Hector remembered how this proud Karen got punched into oblivion by Thanos. So much for being the renowned strongest avenger. *BAM* Her canines and premolars fell this time. She tried to scream, by a gurgling sound came out as her throat filled up with blood.
"YOU HURT MOONY! HELL'S INQUISITOR'S SON!"
"S-Sor..."
"Grandpa, I think she's apologising," Jean interrupted him.
Hector stopped punching and stepped away, throwing Captain Marvel back to the ground like a sack of rice bag. Her body was unharmed for the most part, but the same could not be said about her face and ego.
Slowly, she sat up on her ass and looked humbled, "Y-You are... I-insane."
*BAM* Hector faked his punch at her face, making her flinch in fear, "Say sorry to Moony,"
"Boy, come here," he called the good boy, now healed up and getting hugs and kisses from Jean Grey, much to the envy of a lot of Ravagers men. She was an absolute beauty, after all.
Moony tippy-toed to Hector and stood right in front of bloodied Captain Marvel. He towered over her, making a shadow, covering her body.
Looking up, a drop of tears slid down her swollen eyes. It was a rare show of emotion. She never thought this fight would be so one way. She was not just beaten but also humiliated. She could not remember the last time someone beat her this bad. Now, with her confidence and will broken, she was ready to apologise.
"S-Sorry, I hit you." she apologised to him.
Moony breathed happily, his big tongue falling out of his mouth. He stared into her eyes for a minute, creating some sort of a connection. Then, for some reason, Captain Marvel truly burst into tears, "H-HOW COULD I... hurt you..."
Moony's charm seems to have worked on her, too. The realisation that she hurt such a cute and fluffy boy hit her heart faster than the blast that made her Captain Marvel.
"WOOF!" Moony barked softly and put his paw on her head.
"He says he forgives you," Hector translated, still showing contempt in his voice.
"MOTHERFUCKE-! What's going on here? Captain!" And there it was, the entry that can be recognised with just a single world.
Then his eye fell on Hector, and a more significant response came, "MOTHER OF JESUS! Grand General... I mean, Mister President? Wait... am I seeing ghosts? Is this my mutant ability? I hope I'm right."
"Sorry to break your bubble, Agent Fury, I'm real. How are you?" Hector nodded toward him.
"Y-You are alive? How? I thought... Man, I cried like a bitch at your funeral. I want my tears back!" Fury stuttered heavily in his words.
Hector chuckled, leaving Captain Marvel alone, "Well, now you can be happy. You get to cry someday again when I die for real."
"HOW?!"
At that, Hector asked, "WHY? What's with this crap? How did I die?"
Fury shrugged and replied honestly, "I don't know. They even held a big funeral for you. Nobody found you for a year, so everyone thought you had passed away somewhere secluded. Since your last location was near a forest. I always felt fishy about it. Now I know why."
"Ugh! This is going to be a problem later. Anyway, where are the Skrulls that were with you? I need to speak to them," he commanded.
Fury acted like a good soldier and revealed everything, "They are still in the quinjet. We came here to find the Captain. What's going on? Is that her? What happened to her face? And... JESUS!- That's Yon-Rogg's head?"
So much had happened in so little time that Fury found it hard to process everything. Captain Marvel's face, in particular, was swollen beyond recognition. If she was not wearing the red and blue suit, he wouldn't even know.
"Y-You know him, Fury?" She asked him weakly.
*FACEPALM* "How the fuck do you remember being called girly in childhood and not the best bloody president of the United States of America? This is Hector King Washington!"
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