Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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[A/N: YOOOOOO! 100 CHAPTERS!]
Peter Quill was a scrawny little kid, just 8 years old. He lacked most of the skills and had no friends for most of his childhood. Growing up in a fatherless home, loved by his mother and pampered, he had self-esteem issues.
All he did was listen to old music that his mother used to enjoy. And truly, he was missing his mother now. Although he had decided to stay in space, that didn't change the fact that he missed his home.
So, on many occasions, when sleeping, he would cry all alone. That was the only thing he could do. But then, Moony, the giant husky/wolf would come and sleep beside him. He would hug the warm fur and feel at home.
This way, he became attached to Moony, the one who supported him when he needed it. "You are so amazing. You've been by President's side since before world war two."
Little did he know, Hector had told Moony to go to the boy and help him cope and get used to this new life.
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"Okay, our mission leads to Sakaar, an artificial trash planet created by the Grandmaster in the Tayo star system, and is surrounded by numerous wormholes that deposit space waste.
"I don't know how strong the ruler of Sakaar is, but since he's the ruler of a planet, he must have a strong military. The people he catches are enslaved and made to fight in the Contest of Champions. Logan and Moony, you will be the distraction, I want you to enter the tournament and find the brother of High Priestess, this is the photograph. The moment you find him, Moony will telepathically inform me.
"At that moment, I will drop straight from the sky into the Arena, free you all from whatever the slave instrument is. Moony will then use his sorcery to bring us back into the Freedom One ship in the orbit. Yondu, you will also be coming down with me, I don't trust you enough. Kraglin Obfonteri, you will keep the Freedom One ready to make the jumps out of this Galaxy.
"Meanwhile, the rest of the Freedom clan, keep your weapons ready and stay at the battle stations. We may get chased, so we will have to fight our way out. Is that understood?"
"Moony is the Sorcerer?" Yondu exclaimed just then. He was trying to find out this mystery for so long, after all.
"Wuf!" Moony proudly scoffed, raising his chin.
"Yes, he is. Go get your weapons." Hector ordered everyone to get to work.
Peter Quill came then, he wanted to help too, "What should I do, Mister President?"
~This kid, if I don't give him anything to do then he might get more depressed,~ Hector deduced. He ruffled Peter's hair, "Son, come with me,"
He took Peter to the communications room. "You will sit here during the mission. Your job is to keep an eye on this screen, if you see any red dots on it, then you press this red button. This will alert the whole ship about enemies. Got it?"
Peter nodded fervently, this was not a small responsibility, after all. He saluted like soldiers on Earth, "Yes, Mister President."
"Good lad. You can call me Grandpa too if you want. Grandpa President maybe. All right, you sit here, and... Moony, bring some snacks from your secret stash," he ordered.
"Woof!" ~What secret stash, dad?~ Moony made a confused face.
Hector lightly knocked on his furry head, "Boy, you think I'm blind? I know you hide snacks under your bed cushions. Go and bring some biscuits from there,"
Rubbing his paw cutely on his head, Moony made an annoyed face. ~Fine, if you want it.~
A while later, the good boy brought the space equivalent of Oreo. At that moment, Hector had an idea. ~Wait, what if I sell Earth's snacks in space? I'm sure people will like it,~
It was surely another idea for making money and gaining power. But it was a thought for the future.
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He walked to the armoury and picked up a big shotgun-like energy weapon. He still had his previous small gun, the Atomic Disintergarter. It was banned by the Nova Empire but he was an outlaw for now.
He also let Moony hide a smoke bomb under his tongue for later. Logan didn't need anything, he said. They were pretty much prepared.
Once they were out of the Jump and could see the planet in distance, surrounded by wormholes, it was time to start the mission.
"Good luck, you two," Hector strapped Logan and Moony into a smaller escape pod.
Logan grunted, "I don't need any safety belts. We both don't need it. Just keep my whiskey ready as you promised for this job,"
~This alcoholic,~ Hector sighed. Logan had demanded his payment be made in drinks. The man truly needed God's help.
"Don't worry. You will get your whiskey and Moony will get his snacks. Now, go." He shut the pod's door close and pressed the button.
*WOOSH*
The pod flew away, or more like got sucked towards the planet due to its messed up gravitational field.
As soon as they left, Hector caught Yondu and shared a handcuff with him. "I know what goes on in your mind, my bald living blue M&M. You ain't getting the command of this ship in this life."
Yondu tried to fight him, protest. But he got smacked on the head, "Be a good little boy,"
Then, he waited for the signal from Moony and Logan.
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*BOOOM*
The pod crashed on the fields of junk on the planet of Sakaar. The pods didn't survive much but the two were safe.
"Woof!" ~It's so smelly here.~
"It's garbage dumb, what did you expect? Here, I got you a deodorant." Logan just made a guess about his barks. He then took out a small deodrant can from his pocket. He was truly considerate of the good boy.
"Wuv wooo." Moony tried to say thank you in his original barks.
"It's okay, bub. Let's go now, we are to be captured by the city's guards."
"STOP!"
As they expected, soon a few mad looking aliens held them at gunpoint. Bastards even patted Moony's fur to check if he had something. They found some packets of snacks hidden. Moony wasn't too pleased about it and vowed to remember their faces.
The slave market in Sakaar was institutionalised. A slave is caught and sold pretty fast. Those that can fight are sent to the Arena. Logan and Moony showed their prowess by killing a few guards.
However, they were not taken to see the Grandmaster. Instead, some sort of electrocuting Device was put on their necks to keep them under control. Then they were thrown into a loop prison for fighters.
"We're just where we're supposed to be. Let's find the target, Moony." Logan plotted to look around.
"Woof!" Moony plainly pointed his paw in a direction.
"Good job, boy."
The two walked to the golden man sitting with his back resting on the wall. He looked a bit different from normal golden folks from Sovereign.
"What's your name bub, we've come to break you out."
The golden man looked up. His eyes were seemingly devoid of life, the face had no expression. "No need. I am here because I want to."
Moony and Logan frowned. This is not how things should've gone. They expected the golden boy to jump into their arms, crying. Since the people from Sovereign were pretty weak in their eyes.
"Well, we got paid for it. So we're getting you out, one way or another."
The golden man stood up. He stared at them blankly, "I have a fight." Then he walked away towards the temporary door that appeared out of nowhere.
The two looked at each other in confusion. Without speaking, they tacitly decided to follow the man.
Eventually, they heard loud cheering noises. It was most likely an arena from the sound of it. "We jump out with him,"
"Wuf!" Moony agreed, keeping his eyes fixed on the golden boy's back like he was the juiciest piece of bone ever.
The loud announcements started in the arena, declaring the contestants for the next fight, "THE NEXT FIGHT! THE CHAMPION versus our rising star from Sovereign. His name is ADAM WARLOCK! LET THE BLOOD FLOW! YEAAAAH!"
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[A/N: An explanation for why Adam Warlock is here. So, as you may know, Adam Warlock was teased at the end of Guardian of the Galaxy vol.2. He was supposed to be made by the Sovereign High Priestess to get revenge on the Guardians.
But, at the same time, according to the Comic book Adam Warlock, there is no species or planet called Sovereign. Adam was made on Earth and had a history of being in a fight with Thor. Once he got beaten so much that he had to spend time getting fixed, hence it was called his rebirth.
Here, in this timeline I made, Adam was made by Sovereign, but he shares the personality and goals with the Adam of comic. Adam Warlock here does not have a soul or any greater personality, he's an empty husk. He has not met Thor yet, so he's not in the chamber on the home planet getting fixed.]
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