CHAPTER 129
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A.I.M
S.H.I.E.L.D
Wakanda
The Hand
The Masters of The Mysticals Arts
Asgard
The Hellfire Club
Brotherhood of Mutants
The Maggia
The Eternals
The X-Men
The Order of the Crane Mother
The Ten Rings.
I looked at the list and sighed, bringing my hand to my face in mild exasperation, even with the ones I already knew and were technically my allies, I wasn't sure how to approach them.
And the worst part was, approaching them wasn't even the worst part, the moment I let my intentions be known to those outside my circle, I would get new enemies on my list.
But nonetheless, I had to do it, being able to block people from accessing the planet was reward enough.
[Quest Created = I came here to conquer!
Earth is a chip that has been left unprotected by the big players of his universe, so why not use this chip to your advantage?
Objective: Get all the big organizations from earth to admit your superiority, this can be either done by forming alliances with you as the big man, or by eliminating any other competition.
You need at least 65% of earth's control to claim ownership.
Rewards: Moderator Privileges, Earth Resource Management, ????]
Well, I suppose that settles it, "The times dealing with Hydra were surprisingly easier…."
—brrr brrr—-
My phone was vibrating, but whoever could it be? It's three am in the morning.
{Hey, it's me, Tony, the one and only, of course, I was thinking if you wanted to come with me to party in Dubai, lots of sexy women, enough for two billionaires looking for a first class bang, by the way, when I said I was wondering, I meant you are to come, by that I mean, I'm outside your house, with a limo ready, the limo it's just for show, we are taking my private jet, or yours if you want? Oh, maybe both? Anyway, open the door it's freezing outside,}
Wait, Tony was outside, and I didn't even notice?
[Tony Stark is 200meters away from you]
Shit, he is, I guess the conquer all earth thing sucked my attention beyond what I expected, though I wonder why Bucky hasn't said anything, he usually goes all James Bond on probable intruders.
{Seriously, it's freezing, and I would like to get to the party as a man, not a recently changed woman,}
"Haha," I snorted, his texts were usually hilarious.
Oh well, I guess it's time to party, I do need a break from all the work I've been doing.
But first, let's turn down the PC.
With a smile, I approached my PC and went to turn it off, but before I could do that, a message appeared on my screen.
|||| Goodie, you are awake, good, now please open the door, as woman who became a woman by the inhuman cold outside your house, I find the lack of chivalry appalling|||
I looked at the message, and my eyes twitched, "Tony, get out of my PC!" I growled, in a mix of indignation and laughter.
||| Where are your manners, you see a once beautiful man, freezing outside, and now that the cold has successfully turned me into a woman with an above average size clit, you treat me like that? The shame!|||
I smiled, an angry smile, and cracked my neck, and started kicking him out of my laptop.
||| No need to battle me out, I just accessed your pc to let you know, I would very much like to be a man again, which requires heat, heat I assume you have inside your house, after that I would very much enjoy going to that party in Dubai, so… be nice and come out and play,|||
I sighed, breaking the PC in two, as I walked to the door, opening it.
"You broke your laptop…" Tony sighed, entering my house, phone on his hands, which I assumed he had used to hack my PC.
Smiling at him, I snatched the phone out of his hand, and literally pulverized the thing to dust.
"I pity the woman whose tits will end in your hands…" Tony chuckled, "Or man, I don't judge," he added with a smirk.
"Haha, very funny, now… what do you want?" I asked with a tired sigh.
"Oh my, I didn't think you were an illiterate," Tony replied, pulling a new phone out of his jacket, "We have a party to attend to my friend, and a few supermodels to bang, though let's make a list, I do not want to bang one you already banged… it's a matter of principle, I hope you understand,"
"Fine," I sighed, like I said, I needed to relax, and a party with supermodels sounded like the best place to do so right now.
"Yeih," Tony smiled, "Now, let's go, before the weird lady under the sofa kill us,"
Weird lady under the… Alice.
"Hi Tony, Hi Alex! Enjoy them model pussy!"
"I have some many questions," Tony muttered, pulling a flask from his jacket and taking a drink, "Now I don't,"
"Why are you under the sofa?" I asked Alice with a sigh.
"I… was sitting," Alice replied.
"Under it?" I asked back.
"Yes, where else? Duh," Alice rolled her eyes.
"On top of it? Like it's intended?" I shot back.
"Pfff, on top of it he says, like it's intended he says," Alice cackled as she walked into her room, leaving me and Tony alone.
"So, I'm not an expert or anything, but… a piece of advice, do not bang that… that a ten on the sexy chart, and a million on the crazy one," Tony said.
"She's my sister," I said, I mean, she technically was.
"Then don't sweet home Alabama her?" Tony replied, tilting his head slightly to the right.
At this I started to laugh, I did not, I repeat, I did not expect Anthony Edward Fucking Stark to make that joke, it caught me completely off guard, like a nut punch during sex, or Fury talking with a British accent.