Dumb Princess

"Felix! I'm done cooking!

"I told you not to come near my kitchen."

"If no one cooks, we'll both starve."

"Or die of your cooking, your choice"

"Shut your mouth son of a bitch and come eat."

Félix doesn't really know how, he got there.

After spending his last 999 years becoming the perfect novel antagonist, he finds himself here in his final storyline with the princess he's supposed to kidnap to feed him.

"You're vulgar enough for a princess"

"You're gay enough for a villain."

Felix doesn't know if he should take it as an insult. He's read so many novels because of Destiny, he's seen a lot of protagonists and antagonists actually in love.

Most of the protagonists are fucking gay just in the way they breathe, he doesn't even know why they always end up with girls who themselves are often attracted to their best friends.

"When is the prince coming?"

"I don't know"

" You know "

" In two days "

"Rooh I liked living with you!"

"When he's there with his army, don't forget to play along."

"Yeah we say it a thousand times, I'm Princess Anastasia who was just saved from danger and blah blah"

Felix looked down because a window had just opened in front of him.

[ I know that this scenario leaves you a lot of freedom but... Do you have to tell him? ]

' She found out on her own and then I didn't want to have to hurt her, it's kind of annoying. '

" Hey ! You're still talking with that thing! I still can't see her!

"And you will never see it."

"Won't you explain to me in detail what your job consists of?"

"I take you away and then I go home."

"Say, would you like to kidnap Prince?"

"Prince?"

"It is the... Name of the Prince of the Realm."

"It's...Dopey."

"I've always said it. I can't marry this guy. He's very nice, huh, but he smells gay for miles around lol."

"That's not how we use 'lol'. I won't teach you the largo from my house anymore"

"lmao."

"...That's not the proper usage either."

"Who cares, that's not the point. Don't you want to kidnap Prince and take him with you so I can fuck his brother?"

" No."

"Oh come on! Help me out a bit! I'm sure you'll like it! Didn't you see it? When you came to kidnap me at the castle."

"An antagonist and a protagonist cannot end up together."

"Aren't you breaking the rules of your job just by treating me decently?" And now you tell me you can't fuck a Prince?

"That's not the script"

"The history of our world sucks, I always thought it sucks. I mean...the realm is called Fairy. I seem to be the only one wondering. And then this prophecy story there that really think that a drawing that my 5 year old little brother can redo with his shit could dictate our future?"

"Trust me a lot of people do, you're actually the first FL I see asking questions."

"You told me you got your job after you died, didn't you?"

" Exact. "

"Do you think I can get in too? Sounds fun to travel. Not that I don't like the perception of being queen, but I don't really want kids, I'd rather fight. You can't ...Drag my file somewhere?"

"I'm not sure it works like that. You'll know when you die whether or not you're taken for the job. And then you'll know exactly what it is."

[ Our Goddess loves quick wits, she will surely be taken ]

"You're still reading your invisible board! What does it say?!"

"Nothing that interests you."

Anastasia puffed out her cheeks.

"You are so mean to me!

"You are so annoying."

"For the trouble you're cooking for tonight."

"I don't like your cooking anyway. Luckily you don't want kids, I'm sure even your milk would be poisoned."

"You wear your villain title well after all..."

With that, Felix got up and double-crossed Anastasia to fall asleep.

" Hold on ! You can't sleep now! Can't you tell us about this little device that shows us people? »

" TV ? "

"Yeah that!"

"Tomorrow I'm tired."

"So tomorrow it's me who chooses what we watch!"

"Okay if you want. Don't forget to turn off when you go to bed, Princess."

"Good night Villain."

On these Felix entered his room and fell asleep as soon as he touched the mattress.

To the son of his reincarnation Felix was offered privileges having become the darling of the goddess.

He had been able to keep the objects of his choice that he found scattered in the other worlds.

He had undertaken many trips around the world to visit. For example the Chinese cultivation worlds even though he had trouble understanding at first. Either the intergalactic worlds where the earth is connected to other planets and species, or just the modern worlds that reminded him of his home.

All of his travels had given him undeniable experience in everything from wielding a sword to surviving in the business world. He had even been an idol a few times.

He had had a full life.

And despite that, Felix had never bonded with anyone. He had no one to call "friend". He was content to play his part and not deviate. Antagonists often have servants, be they traitors or believers, but never actual friends.

So yes Felix feels alone.

And that Anastasia knows it and she absolutely wants to fix it.