685. Depressed Bois

Ragnarok landed on the balcony of Diana's room, hoping to shock her and see her reaction. It was early morning so not much movement going on around so he was not worried that someone would see him.

He quickly pulled the curtains aside and entered. But he stopped in his path and his jaw was left hanging open.

In front of him was Diana, standing without any clothes, her back was facing him and he could only see her fine figure and lower back. She was currently combing her hair. She also stopped as she saw him in the mirror.

They blinked for a few seconds, and the next second, the comb was thrown at Ragnarok's face. "Can't you at least knock, Ragnarok?"

"There was no door. How do I knock curtains?" He argued.

"Exactly, you didn't come from the door like normal people. Now, stop ogling at my back and get out. I'll be with you in a few minutes. Gosh, we haven't even had our first date and you've seen me like this." She mumbled in dissatisfaction.

"Does that mean you were planning on showing me everything after that? Also, I've only seen the back." Ragnarok pointed out the flaws in her worlds.

She didn't say anything and there was an awkward silence. Feeling ashamed Ragnarok turned around, "I'll go out. I didn't mean to make you feel insecure, Diana."

He went out of the balcony. But the next moment he poked his head back in, "By the way, your hair is looking amazing, you should leave them untied."

After that, he was out. He didn't stay there either and decided to wait for her downstairs.

*POP*

Julias appeared, "Boss, I need your signatures."

"What are these?" Ragnarok asked, looking at the papers.

"These are the budget papers for the coming fiscal year in Dracheim." Julian explained.

"Hmm, let me read them. Can't have all my gold stolen from me now just because I signed a paper without reading." Ragnarok said.

~You can keep your filthy gold, you crazy old dragon.~ Julian cursed inside.

Ragnarok did some work while staying in the hall of the amazon palace. He signed papers after papers, some for commissioning infrastructure projects to increase the world economy. Dragons could fly but they were also lazy, so, they preferred if they had some kind of roads, railways or ships to transport stuff. Also, most dragons didn't really work anyway. Most of them were warriors and were a part of Alexander's peacekeepers. They earn money mostly from salary and it was a lot. Their economy was mostly consumer-based.

Other people from planets like Frostheim, Apeheim, Phixheim were the people who sold their stuff there and also did most of the transportation job. Alexander's dimensional pocket was one huge economic hub with each part doing its job.

After waiting for a while, Diana came. Ragnarok got up, ignoring Julian.

"Hey, sign here too..." Julian shouted.

Ragnarok ignored him, "Later boy. I won't sign on anything without reading it properly."

Diana was in her usual armour but was also wearing a red cape this time. Her hair was left untied and it made her look much more beautiful.

"I didn't know we were going on a war for our first date?" Ragnarok said.

Diana chuckled, "First? Are you sure there will be more? And nobody knows what might happen. So, it's better to be prepared."

"You are getting worried about nothing. Well, anyway, you ready to see the realm where I come from? Alexander has given you permission to have a look." Ragnarok asked.

"I am excited. Let's see where this all-powerful god lives." She replied.

Ragnarok grabbed her hand and teleported with her inside Phixheim.

...

Phixheim,

Diana was not showing it but she was very excited from inside. Who wouldn't be, she was about to see the land of the gods. But as soon as they arrived, she saw a cute show taking place in front of her.

"KURAMA.. this is my place to sleep, go away." Shukaku's voice came first. Many tailed beasts were playing in the lake with Noodles and some were sunbathing on the bank.

"HA? Go somewhere else, trash-panda." Kurama shrugged.

"You damn fox, you wait, I will eat all your secret treats. I know where you are hiding them." Shukaku threatened.

Kurama grumpily got up, "Huh..."

Kurama went into the castle. But the next moment he returned and grabbed Shukaku by his neck, "YOU ATE MY TREATS..."

"WHAT? No, I didn't." Shukaku denied.

*CRUNCH*

"NOM NOM NOM... Why are you fighting, guys?" a voice came.

Both Shukaku and Kurama turned their heads and saw Saiken eating some crackers.

"Saiken, where did you get those things?" Kurama asked.

"Oh this? Someone forgot all this tasty stuff under Kurama's bed. I couldn't let it rot there." Saiken innocently revealed.

Shukaku quickly freed himself, "See, It was not me. Huh, disturbed my sunbath."

He again went to the side and laid down and put two pieces of cucumber on his eyes.

Kurama meanwhile was left standing, ~When he says it like this, I can't even get mad. He's too stupid.~

"You want some?" Saiken asked cutely.

...

Diana saw the whole interesting event unfold. "They are so cute. What are they?"

"Not what... who... They are called tailed beasts. Their real forms are as big as mountains and they can destroy worlds. But they are also very harmless and very clumsy. Old man adopted them when they were being trapped by some people in another world to use them as tools of war. Everyone loves them.

"Ah, and that big snake-like creature is Noodles. He's as harmless as a puppy. He is a sea king, a species of ferocious beasts. But he was a cast out because he was too kind."

"WOAH... Grandpa Raggy brought new grandma..." A wild Thea appeared.

*Cough*

"Thea, maybe you shouldn't call her grandma. Aunty will be fine." Ragnarok corrected her.

"Hmm... yes, she is very pretty. And she doesn't have white air. You are pretty Aunty. Do you like cotton candy?" Thea asked all of a sudden. Her mind was always a mystery to most people.

"Umm, thank you and yes, I like cotton candy," Diana replied.

"Awesome, I'm gonna go and play with Noodles now." She ran away on her little legs.

"Is she going to be fine?" Diana asked, seeing Thea going to Noodles.

Ragnarok laughed, "Haha, oh he's a gentle giant. He'd kill himself before hurting anyone else. Noddles is just so good."

After that, they roamed around and met lots of different people living there. They met Chappy, the adorable puppy. They met Alexander's granddaughters. She also met Dobby, the second in command of Alexander.

Diana then finally met Olivia, the true power holder of Phixheim.

"I gotta say, Ragnarok. It's a mystery how you've been able to impress her. I like her." Olivia complimented.

"Come on, Oli. Don't be mean to me. I've been a good dragon ever since we met." Ragnarok complained.

"Don't make me start telling her the stories you told us when drunk." She threatened jokingly.

"Okay, I will shut up then." Ragnarok replied.

Diana chuckled, "You must tell me about all those stories then, I would love to visit again for that."

"Sure, you can visit anytime. We seem to be having a lot of visitors these days anyway. Even Jesus has arrived." Olivia said.

"Jesus?... you mean that Jesus?" Diana asked.

"Yes, that's the one. Now come, I will show you our home." She dragged Diana along.

Ragnarok was left standing there alone. Suddenly, Hats arrived. He was also dating Cat woman now. But, he was also alone.

Ragnarok and Hats looked at each other's faces. Their eyes looked sad and both of them had forgotten any older animosities.

"First time?" Hats asked. Because Olivia had done the same with him not long ago when he brought Selina here. She was still in the kitchen with the kids.

After that, both defeated boys sat together and drank a glass of vodka because their date was just hijacked and they were depressed.

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