632. Cotton Candy

"Don't kill us. We... We can pay you. How much do you want? Billions? Even if it is trillions we can pay. Just don't kill us." The four pleaded.

Alexander didn't listen and burned them right there. At least they would feel before dying.

"I wish you luck with Deadpool," Alexander said the last words and waited for them to completely get destroyed.

Once done, he looked out at the city. "Let's go. We have a lot of work."

"Yeah, we've got a city to burn," Ainz added.

...

Hell,

*Mozart playing*

"AAAAAAAAAAA..."

"Ah, this is life. A stable job, good salary, a good romantic life." Deadpool muttered, ignoring the screams of some of the test subjects he was testing his new hell punishment devices on.

"Boobless, now that I have become the Senior Demon, should I start going out?" he asked his assistant.

Boobless was a demon who didn't have too much confidence in himself. He always stutters when speaking.

"Ah, I-I d...d...don't thi-ink you n-need to d-do i-i-it. You a-are muc-ch hi..."

"Ooookay, I got what you wanted to say. Save your breath. Any new arrivals or commands from boss Lucifer today?" Deadpool inquired.

"Y-yes... t-this let-t-ter came." Boobless handed it to him.

Deadpool took it and immediately smelled it. *Sniff Sniff.*

"Learn from me, Boobless. Never open letters before checking. I am getting death chain mail these days. Bastards are jealous of my flawless career. But this one is from my sexy old man. Awww... so romantic talking through letters." Deadpool blushed under his mask.

"Okay, so my sexy old man wants me to do something... ah, I would give my life for you. Okay, 4 pedos are here. Woah, a category 5 too? Sexy old man must be angry at them to demand such special care. I shall fulfil this duty." He talked to himself.

Then he suddenly shouted, "BOOBLESS, bring these four men here. I will try my new inventions on them."

Boobless nodded and ran away to do his job. In the meantime, Deadpool talked to his volunteers.

"Big Smoke, you will be helping me today and no, there is no train or burger involved," Deadpool ordered.

"AH, damn, fool." Big Smoke sighed in disappointment.

"Trevor Phillips, you will be helping me with punishments too."

"Aaa yeah, this is going to be fun. Who's throat I need to slit? JUST POINT ME." He was, as usual, enthusiastic.

Next, there was Darth Vader. "Darth Emo, no force choke. You had Padme for that but you had hots for the wrong name that started with P. Here in hell, we do things with our hands."

Soon, 4 terrified men came. But then thousands more came. All were Category 4 with the same message from Alexander.

"It seems my sexy old man found a hell planet. Good for me, my monthly target will be completed today and it's just the start of the new month." He was overjoyed.

He then pushed a button that was under his desk.

*WOOSH*

A secret chamber opened up that was behind a wall. Inside, there were lots of instruments. He proceeded to pick one made of chrome. It looked like a baton.

"Behold my newest mechanical achievement. The blooming dildo. What it does is simple. You put it in the right socket of the sinner, then this dildo blooms like a lotus. Screams of agony are guaranteed. Big Smoke, you do it. Take 25 per cent of them and start." He ordered.

Next, he picked up a spiky whip. "This is another favourite creation of mine. This is called the spiky snake whip. It works simply, you put it in the back and it will travel in the body like a snake and come out of the mouth. Darth Emo, you do it."

Then, he took out a bigger instrument shaped like a suitcase. "Trevor, you get this. This is my finest creation. This is called the 9 tears of pain. As the name suggests, there are 9 punishments inside it, ranging from simply getting nailed on the whole body to getting banged by an empire state building-sized dildo. Now, you all will take turns on each batch. I want each of them to face your punishment. Got it?"

Trevor was excited, "YES BOSS."

"AAAAAAAAAA..."

"NOOOOOOOOO..."

*Mozart playing*

Deadpool put his feet on the table and relaxed. The music was nice but each scream made him feel proud of his work. He took out a photo magazine from the drawer. It was called the Beach days. It had images of Alexander when he went to the beach with family. Deadpool had snapped these pictures secretly by risking his precious little life.

...

Alexander had saved all the children trapped in prostitution and slavery. His droids had caught all sinners and he had sent them to Hell. Now, he just fixed the planet's atmosphere.

"Okay, now that we are going with a new start. Let's start with making their education system the best. I will leave my clone here with 1 million droids. They will take over the education system so that the foundation of the future generation is based on good morals. Until then, my clone will run world government and repair the damages done to the world in terms of economy. Once the world is back on foot, they will let people run the government while they will only focus on teaching.

"Our work here is done, Ainz. Let's go back. We've got other work to do... did you find out what happened to your body?" Alexander inquired

Ainz nodded, "I found out what happened. Because I did not log out on time, for some reason, my headgear short-circuited and I ended up dying. Due to the bad smell, the police disposed of my body."

"Where were you buried?" Alexander asked.

"I was not. They sold my body for meat in the market. This world is too depressing." Ainz revealed.

Alexander sighed. But then he had an idea. He immediately brought Thea with him. Now, she did not feel bad due to the world. There was also clean air and sunlight coming from the sky, removing the gloomy image.

"My Thea, can you do your magic on a big scale?" Alexander asked.

"Which magic? The one I used to make Uncle Berry stop crying while watching sad movies?" she inquired.

Alexander laughed, "Haha, Berry still cries? Well, yeah I want you to do that magic."

"Oki, but I can't do it on the whole world. I'm too tiny for that," she said.

Alexander caressed her head, "Small but powerful. Don't worry, your grandpa will help you. You just do your magic."

Thea nodded and closed her eyes to focus. Then, she started shining and her positive and cheerful aura started radiating. Alexander let Thea's magic use his magic as the core. This way, Thea's magic was expanded to the whole solar system.

All around the world, people who were confused and depressed thinking of the future suddenly felt new hope. They felt happy. The newly saved kids were in Alexander's established orphanages. All of them had seen dark days. But even they felt cheerful and decided to play like normal kids.

This occurred everywhere and Thea this way solved the world's depression.

"Good job, my little angel. I will cook your favourite dish tonight." Alexander said.

Thea cheered, "REALY? Yay... I love cotton candy."

She was a simple child, her favourite dish wasn't something complex. But Alexander was going to give her cotton candy of every flavour possible.

"Let's go now," Alexander signalled to Ainz and returned to where Hela was.

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